your lord and savior reptar;

“Never put your faith in a Prince. When you require a miracle, trust in a Witch.” ― Catherynne M. Valente

[taste-in-music]

Arctic Monkeys really said “I wanna be your vacuum cleaner breathing in your dust” and we just let them.

[brandiglanville]

[joeveralls-deactivated20160124]

Call out post

I have a good heart

[stolentweets]

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

FREE THEM

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

I say this without a shred of irony:

pageant moms are abusive monsters.

[fastest-thing-deactivated201806]

when someone tells you how bad your fav is

[feministism]

[madamsledge-deactivated20200802]

Never have I ever reblogged something so fast and wholeheartedly BE A BITCH IF IT MEANS BEING SAFE, THEY AIN’T WORTH IT

[just-shower-thoughts]

I feel like an adult brain in 2017 processes more information in one morning than an adult brain in 1817 did in one month.

[vagabonds-and-troubadours]

yeah thats why we all have anxiety now

[sneakyfeets]

reasons gay millennials have court weddings

1) saves money

2) if I stand up there at an altar with my wife as she recites her vows and says very nice things about me and finishes it off with how much she’ll love me forever my monkey brain will activate and I will not be able to stop my mouth from saying “that’s gay”

[flamingbluepanda]

@victorian-sexstache babe, I know you reblogged this so people on the internet find you funny, but if we get up on that alter and you say “that’s gay” at any point during our wedding I will walk away and we’ll have to do the whole thing again

[renthebarbarian]

Bold of you to assume I wouldn’t marry you a million times.

[edromyheart]

[killedbyanacorn]

[wizard-of-the-cave]

[thenotoriousscuttlecliff]

[queen-scribbles]

[matt-ruins-your-shit]

All great suggestions 

[kryptonians]

[heatandapathy]

This post gets better every time I see it

[slowheart]

fool me once, shame on u; fool me twice, shame on u again for taking advantage of my compassionate & forgiving nature!!!!!! how dare u

[kaijuno]

[goldcloaksbitch]

[feel-the-words]

Follow for more

[jamiatt-deactivated20201227]

oh my god

[overnightmask]

delete the rest of the internet and leave only this video

[coldbrewlesbian-deactivated2020]

chuck e cheese google reviews are a freakin gold mine

[inbetweenfictionandreality-deac]

“I waited too long to read the sequel, and now I can’t even remember the characters.”

 A novel by me

[haliasjane]

“I read the whole series in less than two days, and now can’t separate the events of individual books” the thrilling sequel

[chocolatequeennk]

“I’ve read so much fanfic for this series, I can’t remember what really happened in the books” the stunning conclusion