NOMI RANDY

“Who cares what the book says?”

[nomirandyofficial]

Yo.

The name’s Nomi Randy. NOMI-Randy, got that?

If you’re lookin’ for a shoob named Randy Cunningham, you’re in the wrong place.

DNI McFist, the Sorcerer, losers, buzzkills, shoobs, etc.

Just a guy lookin’ for games and babes.

Follow me…or don’t. Ask me somethin’. I don’t care.

(keep it sfw; all responses or replies from here are meant to be satire. this is a parody character account made by @evileye83 for shiz n’ giggles. enjoy!)

[nomirandyofficial]

question What if you found it chaos pearls What would you do?

Let’s just say there’d be a lot less borin’ schools, and a whole lot more Game Holes.

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Also, maybe a few less chickens ‘round here. No particular reason why.

[nomirandyofficial]

Hey Nomi, what's your favourite part of the school day :)

Easy: lunch.

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…No particular reason.

[nomirandyofficial]

Do you like guy babes

At the end of the day, a babe’s a babe. As long as the babe’s entertaining, I don’t really care about anything else.

[nomirandyofficial]

yo. when you look in the mirror, how do you pose? ik for a fact that u try to do edgy poses so don’t lie to me.

“How you doin’?”

[nomirandyofficial]

Nomi, how do you feel about chickens?

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They’re…cool, I guess. I’m not afraid of ‘em, if that’s why you’re askin’.

I mean, they’re kinda…unnerving…with those dark beady eyes, but nothin’ I can’t handle.

[nomirandyofficial]

Nomirandall do you have a house? where do you even live?

Since I basically have everything Randy has, I just chill at his place- for now, anyways, ‘til I decide I wanna bounce.

Not like anyone’s been able figure out I’m not him -atleast not yet- so the house is free game, and so are his games.

His Grave Puncher scores are seriously wonk, by the way. I could out-do that shoob any day of the week.

[nomirandyofficial]

Nomi how do you become the coolest and brucest and most popularest. I need tips.

Lemme break it down for ya.

Step one: don’t care ‘bout what anyone thinks. Anyone. They’re not worth your time if they’re not interesting.

Step two: do what you want. Who cares about consequences? Psshh. Those only happen when ya get caught- which leads us to step three.

Step three: play it smart. If you wanna get by, you gotta be slick. Not everything is easy as it seems.

That’s about it.

Remember that bein’ Bruce n’ bein’ popular are two different things, but you gotta be bruce to be popular.

Got it?

[nomirandyofficial]

coffee spelled backwards is eeffoc

which is funny

Because until I’ve had my BARELY CHUNK froyo…I don’t give EEFFOC about anythin’.

[nomirandyofficial]

Favourite cheese?

Nacho cheese.

[nomirandyofficial]

Wait do you like live at da game hole

Nah, not TECHNICALLY, but I could. Technically I live at that shoob Randy’s house when he’s trapped in the book, replacing him and allat. Aside from the games? Nothin’ that interesting there.

…But It would be pretty fun…livin’ at the Game Hole.

Good ask, anon. I think I found my next idea.

[nomirandyofficial]

Hey, people.

Didn’t expect the blog to get traction so fast; thanks for checkin’ me out.

While it’s still up and goin’, I wanted to ask somethin’.

I’ve been usin’ reaction pictures of myself to respond to asks, still will, but I might add a lil’ stylus action to things.

So I guess the main question here is…

Should I do art for the blog/for asks?

So bruce!

No honkin’ way!

Voting ended onApr 5

[nomirandyofficial]

Looks like you guys are rootin’ yes. Appreciate everyone who took the time to vote.

Guess I’ll start includin’ art now.

[nomirandyofficial]

Peep this: the Game Hole got a new game installment. Think it was called ‘Five Nights at McFist’s’ or somethin’ like that.

I really dig the animatronics or whatever they are so I tried doin’ an impression of one.

How’s it look?

The CHEESE!

Smoke bomb yourself

Voting ended onApr 5

[nomirandyofficial]

are you hittin da game hole

You know it, man!

[nomirandyofficial]

I mean... the nomicon sorta DID birth you...

It created me, I dunno if it’d go as far as to say it BIRTHED me.

Y’know those lessons it’s always givin’ Randy when he’s in a rough patch? Do ya think it BIRTHED those too?

…That just put a WEIRD image inside my head, man.

[nomirandyofficial]

That book is U MAMA!!!!! By the way, If you were sick or in poor health, would you go back to the book?

“That book is u mama.”

Please. If anything, the book’s Randy’s mama. Think about it; who’s the one gettin’ interrupted all the time ‘cuz he’s gotta save the world and whatnot?

Not me. I don’t care what that book says.

To your second ask, nah. Just because I catch somethin’, doesn’t mean I’ll give up on livin’ my life out here. I like the world outside the Nomicon. Way more bruce. Less borin’.

[nomirandyofficial]

Nomi??? Is that your "mum" the ninja Nomicon's name???

Pretty sure the Nomicon could just be called the Nomicon, but I can see the confusion.

Also, ‘mum’? You sayin’ that book is my mama?