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question What if you found it chaos pearls What would you do?

Let’s just say there’d be a lot less borin’ schools, and a whole lot more Game Holes.

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Also, maybe a few less chickens ‘round here. No particular reason why.

Hey Nomi, what's your favourite part of the school day :)

Easy: lunch.

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…No particular reason.

Do you like guy babes

At the end of the day, a babe’s a babe. As long as the babe’s entertaining, I don’t really care about anything else.

yo. when you look in the mirror, how do you pose? ik for a fact that u try to do edgy poses so don’t lie to me.

“How you doin’?”

Nomi, how do you feel about chickens?

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They’re…cool, I guess. I’m not afraid of ‘em, if that’s why you’re askin’.

I mean, they’re kinda…unnerving…with those dark beady eyes, but nothin’ I can’t handle.

Nomirandall do you have a house? where do you even live?

Since I basically have everything Randy has, I just chill at his place- for now, anyways, ‘til I decide I wanna bounce.

Not like anyone’s been able figure out I’m not him -atleast not yet- so the house is free game, and so are his games.

His Grave Puncher scores are seriously wonk, by the way. I could out-do that shoob any day of the week.

Nomi how do you become the coolest and brucest and most popularest. I need tips.

Lemme break it down for ya.

Step one: don’t care ‘bout what anyone thinks. Anyone. They’re not worth your time if they’re not interesting.

Step two: do what you want. Who cares about consequences? Psshh. Those only happen when ya get caught- which leads us to step three.

Step three: play it smart. If you wanna get by, you gotta be slick. Not everything is easy as it seems.

That’s about it.

Remember that bein’ Bruce n’ bein’ popular are two different things, but you gotta be bruce to be popular.

Got it?

coffee spelled backwards is eeffoc

which is funny

Because until I’ve had my BARELY CHUNK froyo…I don’t give EEFFOC about anythin’.

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