this shits sideways

hi im dave this is my shitty fucking blog and im supposed to talk about myself and make the shit super long so it looks good but that aint my thing so whatever

[turndowntelluric]

That was terrible.

[nomoredeaddaves-blog]

im sorry troll rose

im sorry you cant recognize art

im sorry you have to go through life not knowing the simple joy of a stoner talking to his dog

[ofmanydeaths-blog]

oh my

i dont game much! halo sometimes

[nomoredeaddaves-blog]

you should try minecraft

i bet you would fucking dig that game

[ofmanydeaths-blog]

never played

but ill take your word on it

[nomoredeaddaves-blog]

yep

fuckin great

and what about your games

what ticks your clocks

[ofmanydeaths-blog]

its cool man

oh wow those sound fun

[nomoredeaddaves-blog]

oracle of seasons

best fucking zelda game

no lie

[turndowntelluric]

What eVen is a scooby doo?

[nomoredeaddaves-blog]

damn

trolls dont even have scooby doo

no wonder youre all so fuckin angry

watch and learn

[nomoredeaddaves-blog]

hey

scooby doo quotes are fuckin legitimate conversation starters

[kitskittle-deactivated20170505]

i’m sorry

[turndowntelluric]

Don’t just like that post talk to me.

[nomoredeaddaves-blog]

jinkies

[ofmanydeaths-blog]

what are you up to dave

[nomoredeaddaves-blog]

shit

didnt even notice this message

damn

not much

magnetic gloves are the fucking best item in this entire goddamn game

[maslaner]

[apeshitting]

[unfollowme10239741092-deactivat]

Live footage of a Mens rights activist at work. 

[nomoredeaddaves-blog]

ofmanydeaths said: its me i am the best

preach it sister

[nomoredeaddaves-blog]

alcoholsies started following you

[rolaloser]

duh ofc i am!!

keep it on the down low tho ok

[nomoredeaddaves-blog]

kick ass

surrounded by fuckin booze wizards

[nomoredeaddaves-blog]

aradia is the fucking best

dont even care which

just

aw shit yeah its aradia the timesheep troll

dont know what the fuck this post is

but its gonna be fuckin killer

[nomoredeaddaves-blog]

honkity started following you

[honkity-deactivated20150322]

STOP.

[nomoredeaddaves-blog]

nah

[nomoredeaddaves-blog]

honkity started following you

[honkity-deactivated20150322]

HUMANS ARE SO MOTHERUFUCKING ANNOYING.

STOP TALKING TO ME.

[nomoredeaddaves-blog]

you dont really wanna get into a pissing match with this rappity rap packing a mack in the back of the ac

[gone-grimdark-deactivated201804]

Not bad at all.

[nomoredeaddaves-blog]

yeah it was pretty alright sure

im gonna crash for now

keep writing that crazy fic shit though