Nona Confessions

Share your weegeewife confessions This blog is your front-row seat to the dairy disaster

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What's the point of making this blog?

This isn’t just any pasture — this is a hand-picked field reserved specifically for the lolcow weegeewife nonas. The ones who graze a little too long and churn out gallons of creamy milk. This blog is here to document, archive, and laugh at the utter absurdity of it all.

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I’m glad you’re keeping the blog up, nonaconfessions. Such great material submitted since its inception, and it’ll serve as a good research archive for those new to the nonas, their past IDs, and what losers they’ve proven to be. Best wishes to you in the year. 🫶

🤍

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Logging out for now.

Don’t worry anons, I won’t delete.

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how many nona’s are left in the server

Does anyone still care enough to answer?

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“She also has weird sex dreams about Mike where he died defending her or some shit.” holy fuck that’s so sad 🤣 and I’m supposed to believe they’re “normal” compared to the orbiters?? no wonder she collects and has husbandos. weird as fuck

MFW I don’t know what’s going on anymore.

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happy holidays Nonaconfessions,

we have not forgotten your effortless take down of the Weegeewives. Only ptosis is still slutting around acting pathetic for Mike, talking about the nasdaq and the stock market. She also has weird sex dreams about Mike where he died defending her or some shit.

Schizomite is luigiconfessions3 and we know this because if she or another Nona was not, she would have been like a pig that hunts truffles for clues for her collages.

we know they submit asks about themselves and how they were better than some people and blah blah blah. But, it’s not true, no one misses them and no one cares if they live or die. Post every now and then so they don’t get cocky.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

Happy Holidays anon!!!

To the anons in my inbox, I don’t know who Confessions 4 is.

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donotdisturb9999 is numbers nona aka salem and boldsanctuarymatrix is luigisptosis. they're pretty easy to figure out lol. they comment openly on Confessions 3 because it's a nona-run blog.

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who has art nonny’s name? spill!

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SeiSei showed the print and now I know Art Nonas full name. I can't believe a nona tried to send hate to Luigi and just ended up doxing herself. That's some swift karma.

With your lying ass 🫵😂 if you had her name, you’d post it. GET LOST IN SEISEI’S ROLLS ANON!!!

Hi, Froyo!

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SeiSei showed the print and now I know Art Nonas full name. I can't believe a nona tried to send hate to Luigi and just ended up doxing herself. That's some swift karma.

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Confessions is run by schizomite kek

Haven’t heard that name in a while.

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Huh? Confessions 3.0 doesn’t seem like a nona to me, anon.

oh my sweet summer child. and you thought mark was nice too, right? confessions posts asks about the nonas so that they can get people like you to believe that they aren’t one themselves. they saw how it was with vana completely ignoring all nona asks. but feel free to believe what you want.

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The concept of sei sei knowing art nonnas identity

Was she dumb enough to write her real address on her piss fantasy art and mail it to a federal prison?

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Tbh idc what’s run by a nona or not anymore. We’re all on the same page at this point. We all find the notorious fangirls that show themselves annoying, we find luigi hot but stupid, and we like to watch his case fold out.

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How come confessions (run by a nona, they’ll deny it ofc) screenshots has android emojis and then iphone emojis?!! How many people are sharing that page 🤪

Huh? Confessions 3.0 doesn’t seem like a nona to me, anon.

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seisei has art nona art? lmao idc the nonas are funny for that!

Art Nona got played.