Malleus obsessed Malrido shipper

Malleus Draconia my beloved. Hngngn Malrido OTP. They are my only personality trait 🐉🌹

[mcloughlin-art]

Bluestar’s Prophecy

[marrzbugz]

ms paint holly

[mcloughlin-art]

Yellowfang’s Secret

[remnantglow]

breakdown of why moon's haunted is the tweet of all time

- the implication that the nasa spaceship got back to earth, from the moon, without nasa knowing

- nasa employee is super chill about it

- theres just a gun lying around

- the astronaut is taking a gun and nothing else to fight ghosts

- moon's haunted

[remnantglow]

[carnographics]

ID: A Tweet by dustin couch (@ dustinkcouch) which reads:

nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early.

astronaut: moon's haunted.

nasa employee: what?

astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted.

END ID.

[linecoveredinjellyfish]

also:

implication that the astronaut feels an immediate and personal responsibility to deal with this issue

the employee says "you guys" but only one astronaut replies. where are the others?

moon's haunted

[depsidase]

[booksofstars]

plush design squirrelflight

[dogpuppy]

[slimetony]

Haters will see you put on a condom and say he can’t afford to raise a child

[teaboot]

Why would you have sex with your haters randy

[slimetony]

I’m not really in any position to be picky

[tearyprincee]

lock in.

[hotvampireadjacent]

[pangur-and-grim]

what I've learned from having other people edit my work is that I have a sick addiction to commas

[pangur-and-grim]

there have been four editing passes on my spider sex book, and each time they take away so many commas. no fresh commas are being added, this is just a continued culling. if you see a comma in the final book please understand that it survived so much

[pangur-and-grim]

[veemochi]

[chervzavod]

There are two types of problems in a family: there is no father and there is a father.

(this is a joke that we have in my country)

[pinest4r]

Redraw from this

[sizhens-deactivated20250610]

I think "fuck you, I hate your work and I will do it myself and I will do it better" is a really funny and epic sentiment. i started publishing poetry because an ex boyfriend of mine was publishing really ass poetry in a bunch of journals and I was like "Jesus christ, this is garbage, I could do that, and I could do it better." now I have a page in the Academy of American Poets and I've published a full length collection and his website says "former poet." You should win by succeeding way harder than they do. Spite is a legitimate energy source.

[drachenmagier]

“It chimes like crystal. And sings in silence and cold.” Winter dragons are a rare sight, but you can still tell easily if one is near. 

A4, acrylics on colour paper.

[vfeioa]

[gaycunt420]