Malleus obsessed Malrido shipper

Malleus Draconia my beloved. Hngngn Malrido OTP. They are my only personality trait 🐉🌹

[heartslabyuls]

can i get uhhhhhh- baby malleus getting a scooby snack?

u can have him eating SEVERAL scooby snacks bc ily

[iamheavymeta-lll]

[kangarookawaii]

shwoing of her grub

#hergrub

[seroquelstar]

dovewing but she's contrail or something idk

[bm-0435]

Grim and Grim and MORE GRIM!!!

[justkiddinb]

was a little bit gone cause there was constant hurricane and flooding lmao but now back

clangensilly

[crimson-chains]

Another fun and cute couple :D

[cadaverjuices]

watching quinton reviews' new video on little miss tardar sauce, aka grumpy cat, so i drew her with her equally teeny brother pokey

edit; higher pixel count version lol

[dajo42]

i quit cold turkey

quit what?

cold turkey

yeah but what did you quit

im telling you, i quit cold turkey

alcohol?

no i quit cold turkey

i wasnt offering, im trying to figure out what you quit

and im telling you i quit cold turkey

wait. you quit cold turkey?

yes i quit cold turkey

like the meat?

no i dont like it thats why i quit it

cold turkey?

no im gradually weaning myself off it

[man-peach-reborn]

[mellifexfarm]

behold my ugly

[deathcap420]

Ohhh wait...I'm cute!!! :OOOO!!!! *aims my pistol at your head*

[itseasytoremember]

(To the tune of Rasputin): BLEH BLEH DRACULA, KING OF TRANSYLVANIA, HE IS A BAT AND ALSO A MAN

[warningboyxboy]

[sexchangedotcom]

[hedyke-remaking]

[cakedupwhiteboy]

this scared my cat so bad he bigged his tail about it

[gayvampyr]

6 year olds when they tell you to watch them do something cool

[savanemon]

hawkfrost… I tried to make him look a bit unnerving!

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

i hate it when game devs put “fixed several issues” in patch notes 

no. tell me what you fixed. i wanna know what the glitch was.

you know those patch notes that are like “fixed an issue where if the player sat in a bush for too long, they’d become the size of a skyscraper” 

i wanna read those. tell me those. 

[necroesque666]

[sindri42]

[sindri42]

[ahdok]

Adjusted value of Bees. Now that was a special one… because every item in the game had a minimum value, and a beehive was a container for bees, which each had a minimum value… which meant the moment one of your dwarves picked up a beehive, your entire fortress’ net worth skyrocketed… a value used in determining how powerful the foes that visit and try to murder you are.

[prokopetz]

Reblogging for the explanation of what “adjusted value of bees” actually means, because I know several folks following this blog have been wondering.

[probabilitydirigible]

Okay but you’ve all forgotten the best Dwarf Fortress bug of all “Flying creatures give birth in midair, leading to tragedy” 

[probabilitydirigible]

Actually I lied it’s the one where after a major update werewolves and vampires started climbing the nearest tree and refusing to come down. It turned out that he’d given evil creatures the ability to sense each other, but forgotten to set a maximum range on it, so werewolves were aware Hell was underground and trying to flee by climbing 

[thepageofhopes]

This has to be my favorite patch note ever