hm...

Sup, I'm mari. Beta tester, professional dumbass I guess? (They/Them) (OOC: NOT CANON TO FNAF)

[nonbigalmari]

Still a dumbass, but now i'm playing ace detective irl.

Hey its still Mari, job sucks so hard I decided to become a detective... also I miss jeremy...

(ALL OOC)

Hi I'm hana, and welcome to this silly blog. This is an AU not exactly following the story of FNAF to a T, expect some differences.

Check out @marilostfieldblog or @showfallmediaeditor to get a taste of my writing

Main blog is @danganpoppy

Enjoy the show. ;)

[nonbigalmari]

I took a day off, gonna go to Mai's garden or smth I don't fucking know. I think if I kept playing that damn game my eyes were gonna melt out of my skull.

[nonbigalmari]

Why is Mai standing in a tree at the park with a pride flag. Bro.

[nonbigalmari]

Fuck it what should I do for pride month? I'm bored so I'll leave it to the anons of tumblr.com. Nothing could go wrong!

[nonbigalmari]

if no one gives me an idea I'mma just go get coffee and go to the park or something I dunno.

[nonbigalmari]

You’ll live. And thank you.

–E

Yeah I know I'll live, assuming the 5 headache meds I had to take this morning to get the headache to go away don't kill me.

[nonbigalmari]

What? It worked. And you don’t have any extreme head trauma. I’d consider this a win for both of us.

–E

It still fucking hurt. Also happy gay month, mr had ghost sex for 5 days or something apparently.

[nonbigalmari]

Fuck it what should I do for pride month? I'm bored so I'll leave it to the anons of tumblr.com. Nothing could go wrong!

[nonbigalmari]

Sorry again-

To be fair, YOU DIDN’T HIT ME IN THE SKULL WITH A LAMP. E.

[nonbigalmari]

Oh yeah and E hit me in the head with a motherfucking lamp and then I had a dream, I'll make the transcript... Soon enough.

[nonbigalmari]

Oh fuck it's pride month. I forgot. Urm...

[nonbigalmari]

Oh, please?

Gotcha, I’ll be there. -E

[nonbigalmari]

I mean, I was hoping for a, uh..gentler way, but this works! Thanks, man!

I better try to join 'em- oh fuck they might be pissed

Eh. If it works, it works. Do you want me to come with? I don’t have anything better to do. -E

[nonbigalmari]

Hey! I- wait.

DID YOU HIT THEM WITH THE LAMP DUDE?

Yeah? What did you want me to do? -E

[nonbigalmari]

He's been grabbed! You need sleep! See you when you're asleep, Mari.

Hey man, they’re already out. Like a light, ha. I should use this lamp more often. -E

[nonbigalmari]

LAMP?

[nonbigalmari]

Ha. On it, boss.

–E

HEYYYYYYY WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

[nonbigalmari]

Hm, okay! I can work with that!

You need sleep though, so. I have an idea!

Hey Edgar?

Hey. Hey no. No don't grab E.