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Contrary to this I actually go by Samantha (they/them or xe/xir). 21, aspiring butch enby trans girl. I occasionally reblog nudes (tagged #bodies) and hornyposts so 18+ pls. I will not apologize for shameless fins/habs posting :3

[probablynotsamantha]

voice training but it's just me learning to mimic the dc metro's "doors opening, step back to allow customers to exit. when boarding, please move to the center of the car" and "step back doors closing"

[scramratz]

like yea you shouldn't expect anything out of being a nice person, you should be nice because its a good thing to do, but i can't emphasis enough just how many perks you get by not being an asshole.

[scramratz]

Case in point: barista at the coffee shop I frequent gave me a tiny duckie

[mysharona1987]

[skopostheorie]

[csny]

this is sort of sickening to me. can they swap

[kosmogrl]

Dont blame yourself for not having known a lesson only time could teach

[orca-iguana]

@catboybiologist here's the video :3

[catboybiologist]

THANK YOU IT IS INCREDIBLE THE AUDIO MAKES IT BETTER

[glowingclitmagnetraccoongirl]

Whenever people say “Horny on main” I hear it like someone in German saying “Horny am Main” and imagine it as some kind of city outside of Frankfurt.

[nchntd]

In the club

[vacuously-true]

I think I’m literally never gonna be sick of this masterpiece. I think watching it on a loop for eight hours could fix me. Dancing’s what clears my soul. Dancing’s what makes me whole.

[dimmadoome]

I just love that this very video is an accumulation of thousands of years worth of art made by people who have never met each other. The concept of this video was so completely unfathomable to every single artist who made the sculptures and yet they’ve all put something toward the creation of it.

[i-restuff]

ITS BACK ON MY TIMELINE

[3000s]

Yes, your dentist can absolutely tell if you masturbated at home before your appointment. And in fact, a shower and change of clothes does little to hide this. The best step forward is to apologize to your dentist for masturbating.

[3000s]

- mockup of results from my new search engine called "Google OCD"

[probablynotsamantha]

Getting high for the hell of it, id love silly asks if you desire to commune with even goofier me

[blairwitchdiaries-deactivated20]

turns out my life purpose isn’t supposed to be as small and silent and accommodating and convenient as possible

[lichposting]

I’m really enamored with the dynamic of two characters who work perfectly in tandem, like pacific rim drift compatible level, but they don’t like each other. It’s not even as strong an emotion as hate it’s just a very neutral-negative dislike, but they still act in perfect concert and their individual abilities are fully complementary

[lichposting]

[sailatina3]

We really really need a "only followers can reblog" option in the account settings

[apolladay]

Do you prefer dresses or suits for formal wear? What is your gender?

* dresses, cis woman

* suits, cis woman

* dresses, cis man

* suits, cis man

* dresses, trans woman

* suits, trans woman

* dresses, trans man

* suits, trans man

* dresses, nonbinary

* suits, nonbinary

* it’s complicated

* see results

Do you prefer dresses or suits for formal wear? What is your gender?

dresses, cis woman

suits, cis woman

dresses, cis man

suits, cis man

dresses, trans woman

suits, trans woman

dresses, trans man

suits, trans man

dresses, nonbinary

suits, nonbinary

it’s complicated

see results

Remaining time: 6 days 3 hours

[sapphireh3art]

welcome to tumblr sex worker simulator!!!!

>posts an artistic style nude photo (not even genitals showing)

>it gets autoflagged (reduces engagement)

>i censor my photos with stickers and croppings so there is zero nipple and not even partial bush visable

>it still gets autoflagged (reduced engagement)

>i post a fully clothed selfie of me smiling

> its gets autoflagged (reduces engagement)

>a random porn bot scrapes and steals all my images and reposts them with scam links clearly posted

>stays up forever even tho it's been reported by multiple users. gets spread around inside some of the worst parts of tumblr. i have no control of where it goes and who sees it now, and others make money off of my content.

>0 new subscribers or tips that keep me alive

[yuckycutepriestess]

"no one is arguing hrt for kids" i ammmm<3