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voice training but it's just me learning to mimic the dc metro's "doors opening, step back to allow customers to exit. when boarding, please move to the center of the car" and "step back doors closing"

cykelops

I have had a lot of evil people say to me that nothing taste as good as skinny feels and every time im like no im pretty sure food tastes really super good actually

#and skinny doesn't even feel good it mostly feels like collapsing suddenly if you go without food for slightly too long

wuggen

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

pocket-deer-belly

i really need "villagers from minecraft are antisemetic caricatures" to become a popular enough sentiment for them to finally change their designs somehow

#the thing is they are #but also at the same time they're not like obviously evil or anything so everyone just kinda thinks its fine #im sure the perception of jews as greedy scammers has never had any impact on anything in real life ever it's probably fine /s

wizardshark

You know what tumblr, maybe I am interested in poultry pages ...

prettycottonmouthlamia

"The middle class is not our enemy" yeah and the people you need to be convincing of that is the fucking middle class.

prettycottonmouthlamia

Sorry I fucking hate these condescending ass posts. How dare the poor get uppity at people. Meanwhile half of the middle class is voting to eradicate homeless people off the streets.

prettycottonmouthlamia

They're okaying means testing because of racism and are fine with anti-homeless architecture because homeless people are dirty and scary and want candidates who are "tough on crime" I really do mean it. The people you need to convince of that are the middle class.

marxism-transgenderism

LOCAL MIDWESTERN GIRLS INTOX FANTASIES SAVED BY ASSURANCE THAT "WHISKEY DICK DONT MATTER WHEN YOURE NOT THE ONE TOPPING"

marxism-transgenderism

MIDWESTERN GIRLS CNC FANTASIES POORLY COMMUNICATED WHEN THE QUESTION "YOU WANT IT LITTLE GIRL" IS REPLIED TO WITH "NO YEAH NO"

marxism-transgenderism

MIDWESTERN GIRLS PUNISHMENT KINK IMPLEMENTED PERFECTLY DESPITE HER INABILITY TO SAY "SORRY MOMMY" WITHOUT SAYING "OPE" FIRST

i want to go on a giant slip n slide with industrial lubricant

anarqueeen

The women's bathroom at work was out of order (sink fell off wall) so I was forced to use the single occupancy men's room. But as a show of respect, I made sure to get a little pee on the seat and on the floor, as is customary in their culture

bebsi-cola

actually pigs shouldn't be at pride even outside of uniform. fuck those guys

bebsi-cola

if you decide to become a police officer then that outweighs any other marginalised identity you can rustle up like. not sorry, who asked you to willingly become a pig

pekkhum

I have heard of black people warning their kids that the race of a police officer is cop and you should not expect solidarity from them. The same applies to other types of minorities.

The sexuality of a police officer is cop.

The gender of a police officer is cop.

When you become the enforcer and protector of capital, you are making the deal to be slightly favored by the system over others like you, in exchange for being its servant. Your solidarity is with the system that you serve, even if it hates you.

If you want solidarity with those the system hates, you cannot be the system's servant and defender.

faux-friend

When a black person states that something you did was racist, chill the fuck out. Its annoying dealing with you panicking trying to dissociate yourself from racism. If you're not black, black people already assume youve said nigga or its variant at least once in your life. If they're interacting with you and bringing something up, its because they want you to stop doing that so they can still interact with you(if ur already friends)

You WILL be racist. You WILL do racist things. You have ALREADY done both. Learn and move on. There's no ideological purity you can hold on to, i promise. Proving you can take the criticism without making it a big deal and practice what you preach is better than any clean slate.

Be the kind of person black people don't have to gamble on. Shut up and lock in

bellad0nnaheart

sometimes a bigoted guy calling trans women slurs isn't calling her slurs because he "is secretly insecure and ashamed for being attracted to her". sometimes it's because he's a bigoted asshole. and acting like there's some magic Reddit Gotcha! that, if you comment under his post, magically undoes the harm done by his transphobia, is stupid! You aren't helping anyone!

kayla-denker

Also, transmisogynists being sexually attracted to trans women isn't a "gotcha" at all. Men that are misogynistic towords cis women very famously treat them as sex objects. This is literally the exact same behavior.