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Contrary to this I actually go by Samantha (they/them or xe/xir). 21, aspiring butch enby trans girl. I occasionally reblog nudes (tagged #bodies) and hornyposts so 18+ pls. I will not apologize for shameless fins/habs posting :3

[probablynotsamantha]

voice training but it's just me learning to mimic the dc metro's "doors opening, step back to allow customers to exit. when boarding, please move to the center of the car" and "step back doors closing"

[nchntd]

In the club

[vacuously-true]

I think I’m literally never gonna be sick of this masterpiece. I think watching it on a loop for eight hours could fix me. Dancing’s what clears my soul. Dancing’s what makes me whole.

[dimmadoome]

I just love that this very video is an accumulation of thousands of years worth of art made by people who have never met each other. The concept of this video was so completely unfathomable to every single artist who made the sculptures and yet they’ve all put something toward the creation of it.

[i-restuff]

ITS BACK ON MY TIMELINE

[3000s]

Yes, your dentist can absolutely tell if you masturbated at home before your appointment. And in fact, a shower and change of clothes does little to hide this. The best step forward is to apologize to your dentist for masturbating.

[3000s]

- mockup of results from my new search engine called "Google OCD"

[probablynotsamantha]

Getting high for the hell of it, id love silly asks if you desire to commune with even goofier me

[blairwitchdiaries-deactivated20]

turns out my life purpose isn’t supposed to be as small and silent and accommodating and convenient as possible

[lichposting]

I’m really enamored with the dynamic of two characters who work perfectly in tandem, like pacific rim drift compatible level, but they don’t like each other. It’s not even as strong an emotion as hate it’s just a very neutral-negative dislike, but they still act in perfect concert and their individual abilities are fully complementary

[lichposting]

[sailatina3]

We really really need a "only followers can reblog" option in the account settings

[apolladay]

Do you prefer dresses or suits for formal wear? What is your gender?

* dresses, cis woman

* suits, cis woman

* dresses, cis man

* suits, cis man

* dresses, trans woman

* suits, trans woman

* dresses, trans man

* suits, trans man

* dresses, nonbinary

* suits, nonbinary

* it’s complicated

* see results

Do you prefer dresses or suits for formal wear? What is your gender?

dresses, cis woman

suits, cis woman

dresses, cis man

suits, cis man

dresses, trans woman

suits, trans woman

dresses, trans man

suits, trans man

dresses, nonbinary

suits, nonbinary

it’s complicated

see results

Remaining time: 6 days 19 hours

[sapphireh3art]

welcome to tumblr sex worker simulator!!!!

>posts an artistic style nude photo (not even genitals showing)

>it gets autoflagged (reduces engagement)

>i censor my photos with stickers and croppings so there is zero nipple and not even partial bush visable

>it still gets autoflagged (reduced engagement)

>i post a fully clothed selfie of me smiling

> its gets autoflagged (reduces engagement)

>a random porn bot scrapes and steals all my images and reposts them with scam links clearly posted

>stays up forever even tho it's been reported by multiple users. gets spread around inside some of the worst parts of tumblr. i have no control of where it goes and who sees it now, and others make money off of my content.

>0 new subscribers or tips that keep me alive

[yuckycutepriestess]

"no one is arguing hrt for kids" i ammmm<3

[some-ateleia-blog]

Because I am a spiteful bitch here’s the photo that got my blog deleted again

btw not that it matters but my hand isn’t don’t anything in that photo, I realize people might think it is, but nope!

Anyways pls reblog this in a horny way or in a fuck tumblr’s staff way, or in a both way

[zemathememequeen]

Now that the lead dev of silksong has publicly come out, I can share this funny story.

So, back in october I was at a monthly trans meetup just chatting with the other women there. We were talking about how all the best games are made by transfems, and I made the joke that someone from team cherry needs to transition. One of the other women cackled at my joke. At the time I didn't think anything of it.

Fast forward one month. The person who cackled at my joke brought a friend with her this time. I was chatting with this new girl for a while, getting to know her, as you do.

After like an hour of chatting, the conversation turns to silksong and team cherry. I casually say "My impression of team cherry is that they're all really chill dudes," and I swear to fucking god the girl next to me says, "Yeah, we are."

Cue me being absolutely dumbfounded. I actually couldn't believe that my offhand joke from a month ago was real.

Anyway that's how I met the lead developer of silksong.

[im-in-your-mind]

"instant gratification" panel 2 girl smiling cheerfully with one marshmallow

[cubesandstuff]

"Delayed gratification" panel 3 girl smiling cheerfully with two marshmallows

[free-and-to-none-accountable]

[standwithdaanes]

[gaynfl-moved]

what's your "if I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs" thing? mine is getting a fully green kitchen

[gaynfl-moved]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[delicate-viscera]

girls may bond by barking at each other