Mind if I Borrow Some Money?

Yoooooooo! The name's Dan! And I'm currently taking residence in the lovely village of Flowerbud. Home to new opportunities and plenty of lovely ladies~ So, if you're one of them, don't hesitate to talk to me. I'll be sure to show you a good time, if you know what I mean.

[the-eglantine]

[Flips her hair] [Laughing a bit harder] Yep, I think that’s it~ Duke’s getting jealous of all the attention you’re giving me and and he wants a little action from the smoothest talker in all of Flowerbud, hee, hee~♥ [A smirk spreads across her face as he leans down to whisper in her ear] ♥ [Gazes up at Dan, shaking her head lightly] [Teasing—] I don’t know, sweet thing, I know I could take on whatever you have in store for me but I’m not sure if you could handle me~ After all … [Low whisper, Using two fingers to “walk” up his chest before using her fingers to pull on his collar and bring him down to her level] I think I’m a bit harder then your level of expertise~♥

[nonchalantdrifter-blog]

*shrugs, chuckling* Well, I can't say I blame him. *His wide grin softens as her fingers make their way up his chest. Unconsciously, he begins to lean toward her, welcoming her touch. His smile turns into a sultry smirk as she brings his face down closer to hers. His eyes trail over her lips briefly before he replies* Well, beautiful, if that's the case, you know how I always like a challenge. *winks* If I recall, you've never gotten to see just how skilled I can be. I think it'd be in your best interest to.... find out. *grins* Maybe I could treat you to a drink some time. Must be dull, goin' to the same bar all the time. Whaddya say, angel face?

[the-eglantine]

[Rolls her eyes, continuing to shake her head as both her face and smile soften] Can’t disagree with you on the fact that you’re our biggest customer, hee, hee~ But don’t take that as a compliment, sweetheart~♥ [Raises an eyebrow, continuing to smile at him] There’s probably a reason Duke’s keeping you away from me and I think I know why~ [Lightly bites her lower lip, shrugging] You’re bad for business~

[nonchalantdrifter-blog]

It's not just because barmaid there makes the best drinks around, you know. *raises his eyebrows as his eyes give her a meaningful once over. He breaks into a slow smile* It doesn't hurt that she's incredibly easy on the eyes. *his tone quickly changes to one of feigned shock* Not a compliment, beautiful? Well, I don't know any other way to take it. *Smirks* What is it? You don't think he wants to keep me all to himself, do you? Duke's a good looking man and all, but I'm sure his wife wouldn't approve. *Grins* That can't be right, sweetness. You' haven't even gotten to see my bad side yet. *winks and leans closer to her, whispering in her ear* But I could show you if you want. *Straightens back up, an impish grin on his face*

[nonchalantdrifter-blog]

[Spots him a short distance away and immediately jogs in his direction.] Dan?! When did you get back to town!

Huh? *Smiles when he sees Katie* Hey there, cupcake! You're looking just as cute and chipper as I remember! I got back into town a few days ago. Didja miss me? *winks*

[nonchalantdrifter-blog]

Heh, the town really could use a little shaking up. ... It was a little busy last month, but not now. Now it's mostly just pretty much just furniture orders, lately. [raises a brow in thought] Hm... nah, no angelfish.

Then I'm just the man to do it for ya! Even in a small town like this, it's not good to let things stay stagnant for too long! What do you say we hit the bar one of these days, Joe my man? 

*frowns briefly* No hunnies? Really? *Smirks* Well, then! Looks like we're just gonna have to go catch some ourselves. Just show 'em those muscles of yours from swinging around your ax all day and the ladies will be flockin' all around you! *winks* As for me... *grins* Well, I have my ways...

[nonchalantdrifter-blog]

Heh, things have been going alright. Quiet as usual, but still alright.

/shoves his hands in his pockets, still smiling/ Quiet? Sounds like Flowerbud all right. Sounds like they could use a little shakin’ up now that I’m around. *winks* How’s the carpentry business treatin’ you Joe? Or better yet… *grins mischievously* How’s fishin? Hook any good ones? *winks* Are there any cute angelfish floatin ‘round Flowerbud nowadays?

[the-eglantine]

nonchalantdrifter started following you

[the-eglantine]

[Stares at him, pursing her lips together in a tight smile] ! [Shaking her head as she laughs softly] You know Duke isn’t letting you back here until you pay off your bar tab, Danny baby~♥

[nonchalantdrifter-blog]

*grins widely, giving her an exaggerated shrug* Aww, babe, you know Duke's a pushover when it comes to yours truly. I bring too much business to the place to be properly kicked out. *winks* 'Sides, since I've been rakin' in some dough workin at Ronald's, I'm sure something can be arranged. *lowers his eyelids, and smiles demurely at her* Duke couldn't keep me away from seeing you in all your radiance at the bar, anyways. 

[nonchalantdrifter-blog]

Yo, Dan!

Heeey Joe my man! /grins/ What’s up? It’s been a while! How’ve things been goin’ in Flowerbud while I was away?

[nonchalantdrifter-blog]

Hey

! /perks up, a smile appearing on his face when he sees Renee/

Hey, sweet thing! It's been a while! How's it goin'?

[erik-licious]

Of course I wouldn’t tell my mom! In fact, this is probably a terrible idea all around…the idea of a practically naked woman giving me a lap dance or something when I’m about to be married is just…well, I’d feel guilty, especially if something happened!

[nonchalantdrifter-blog]

Well, then don't let anything happen. They're strippers, not prostitutes. And trust me, being a stripper doesn't mean you're handed an automatic whore card. They need to be wooed just as much as any other lady at the bar. 

[letter-parades]

-blushes rather hard-I…guess so. I dunno. I don’t usually get compliments like these, so it just is a little new to me I guess. -giggles a little nervously as they get closer to the business district- It’s not a big deal, really. I mean, any good person would do that, right? I don’t think I’m really anything all that special. Ahahaha…

[nonchalantdrifter-blog]

/grins/ What a shame. People deserving of compliments should get them more often. /chuckles/ You don't have to try to down play it or anything. I've been around the bend a few times and I know that not everyone's gonna hand you some rations, a map, and take you there too. Hell, some don't even point you in the right direction. It's easy passing other people by and letting them figure things out for themselves when it's not your problem. It's not as common as you might think. 

[erik-licious]

…Dan, that’s…that’s just out of the question in so many ways. Besides, didn’t you say I should have a bachelor party? Aren’t there strippers at those? N-Not that I would want them.

[nonchalantdrifter-blog]

Man, Erik, I almost forgot about that. Good call! Good call, man. /grins/ Yeah, the bachelor party. You just say the word and I'll start setting stuff into motion. Just remember, man. These things aren't the sort of thing you wanna go run telling your mom about or anything. All that serious fun we'll be having 'll have to be kept under the wraps. I don't know who the hell you know, though, so you'll have to take care of the guest list and that sort of stuff. Don't worry, man. /taps his forehead/ I've got some ideas rollin' around. You won't regret it. Probably. 

[nonchalantdrifter-blog]

the-young-and-the-luteiful said: Ohoho~! New waters,hm? And what if I were to say they weren’t new waters to me? -chuckles a little and winks back-

Then I'd suggest we take a swim, if you catch my drift. I'm always up for kickin' back a drink now and again. /grins/ 

[nonchalantdrifter-blog]

OoC: Okay, my brain's boycotting. I'm going to bed. Peace out. Comment if I owe you a reply because I will forget. Probably.

[nonchalantdrifter-blog]

/Stares/ Mister, I think you lost your shirt.

/looks at the kid, then looks down/

Nah, I just didn't put it on. Too hot outside. No point in the extra laundry if I'm just going to get sweaty and take it off anyways.

[nonchalantdrifter-blog]

Hello there, my friend~! You look just a bit familiar...Have we met before? -inspects Dan rather closely for a moment- No...I don't think that's it. Oh, well, I suppose I should introduce myself now then. My name is Lute. Professional peddler, painter, and womanizer at your service~! -smiles charmingly-

/chuckles/ Well, Lute, you sound like my kinda guy. The name's Dan. We also happen to share some common interests. Though, I must admit my tastes seem to be a bit...broader, than yours. /winks/ Ever think of testing new waters? 

[erik-licious]

No, trust me, it’s not terribly interesting! Ah…I did learn a little bit of moreformaldancing recently, Bianca taught me, but not anything like-

… /Blinks, not sure how to answer for a moment/ No, Dan. I’ve never been to a strip club.

[nonchalantdrifter-blog]

...Erik, Erik, Erik... /shakes his head and puts his hands on Erik's shoulder/ Look at your life. Look at your choices. Why wasn't one of them ever to choose to see naked women dancing on a stage for you purely for your enjoyment. And money, but enjoyment too. 

Okay, let's think. How can we remedy this? Obviously it's too late to go to a read strip club, I mean, I have some friends, but let's face it. You're poppin' out some kids soon and you've got a girl. That ain't gonna fly. Unless... /grins slowly/ Of course, I could always give you, a private show. *winks* Hell, I'm already half-way there. 

[erik-licious]

Hehe, I appreciate it, but the last time I came back from “a drink” things got kind of ugly. Not that I didn’t deserve it, but still…ha, I’m devastated that I’m not the only one.

…Well, you could, but it wouldn’t be very enjoyable. I get what you mean, though.

[nonchalantdrifter-blog]

/smirks/ Now that sounds like a tale I'd like to hear. Devastated? As you should be, but fret not, fair Erik, I'll try to be there to bail you out when I can. I don't know about when they're babies, but once they get a little older I might give your kids the honor of some free dance lessons. Because, as handsome as you are, Erik, you don't look like a dancer. ...Are you, man? Well, /grins/ even if you are, you probably can't dance like me. /winks/

/raises his eyebrows, looking slightly skeptical/ You've never been to a strip club before, have you, Erik?