i'm an unspeakable— the oscar wilde sort

"what i've left behind looks trifling, what's ahead looks black" john ( fawn ) dean. self insert oc. selective. private.

[nonconformingaddict]

Nonsexual acts of Intimacy - Select from the following for my muse to respond to...

♔ : Finding your muse wearing their clothes

♕: Holding hands

♖: Having their hair washed by your muse

♗: Your muse falling asleep with their head in my muse's lap.

♘: Cuddling in a blanket fort

♙: Sharing a bed

♚: Head scratches

♛: Sharing a dessert

♜: Shoulder rubs

♝: Reading a book together

♞: Caring for each other while ill (specify which party is which)

♟: Patching up a wound

♤: Taking a bath together

♧: Your muse playing with their hair

♡: Accidentally falling asleep together

♢: Forehead or cheek kisses

♠: Your muse adjusting their jewelry/neck tie/ etc.

♣: Back scratches

♥: Your muse crying about something

♦: Slow dancing

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some more ABO starters

Just some ABO style starters. Not all are smutty but most are open to interpretation. Feel free to add your own!

"Did you just sext me your knot?"

"Oh for fuck's sake, I liked these pants..."

"Go clean yourself up before my [mom/dad/roommate] walks in."

"No, I'm not sucking your cock this close to rut, I'd rather not have my jaw broken when you knot!"

"Not everybody wants to bond just for kids, you know."

"I'm not bonding with you!"

"I'm not bonding with *anybody*!"

"You're not bonding with me?!"

"You know who has it rough? Cats. I can't imagine having a *barb* instead of a knot..."

"My [sibling/parent/roommate] just went into [heat/rut], can I stay with you?"

"I can't be near you when you're like this."

"You were literally humping the couch."

"I bought those steaks for a party, not for you to devour in [heat/rut] haze."

"I didn't want you to think of me any different because I'm a [Alpha/Omega/Beta]."

"Yeah, I'm an [Alpha/Omega] but I [can't have/don't want] kids."

"You better get your pullout game on point, I'm not getting knotted just because we both need to get off."

"I can't believe how big you get..."

"I got a call from my mom warning me about a wild animal on the loose. Didn't have the heart to tell her it was my [boyfriend/girlfriend/mate]."

"I haven't told my parents I'm bonded to a [species here]. Thanksgiving is going to be fun."

"Well, I just got back from my sonogram. Care to guess how many we're having?"

"No way. Your knot is too fucking big."

"Fuck you and your secondary gender roles!"

[canadianslut]

Merry fuckin Christmas where is the hard liquor

[nonconformingaddict]

"How much will I fuck myself over if I go to sleep how?"

[harrystylessunshinebae]

[strawberry-button]

[nonconformingaddict]

"Is it still self harm if you're trying to do blood magick? Asking for a friend."

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Zombie Apocalypse Starters

"I'm out of ammo!"

"Get to the second floor."

"Think we can last five years? I guess that's how long the hordes are suppose to last."

"Don't touch it. It could be trapped."

"Is that car dead?"

"I prefer a quieter weapon."

"Don't suppose you have an ax do you?"

"What was that?"

"Care for another mystery meal?"

"Catch anything in the rat traps?"

"Don't come any closer."

"I'm not going in there."

"We have to sleep together to conserve warmth."

"Does that house have solar panels on it?"

"I know we're only suppose to carry the essentials but I can't leave this behind."

"If you honestly think I trust the government after what happened, you're crazy."

"Did you hear that?"

"Believe in God now?"

"Ready to go out there?"

"I can't do this anymore."

"Want to know what I miss the most?"

"I can't stay here."

"Are they gone?"

"Do you think we'll make it?"

"We need water."

"I set some traps. Hopefully we'll have food in the morning."

"How are you feeling today?"

"I made some tea."

"This really isn't so bad."

"I have something to tell you..."

"Shh! Something's out there."

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More Vampire Starters

"I don't feel good. I think it was someone I ate."

"I love Halloween. No need to hide what I am."

"Werewolves. Why did it have to be werewolves?"

"I could make a joke about eating Chinese and being hungry an hour after but that would be racist."

"They do know I'm a vampire, right?"

"Most of that stuff in Dracula isn't even close to what vampires are really like."

"Fuck Anne Rice and her frilly, bitch ass vampires."

"We have a few hours until sunrise, what else do you want to do?"

"Silver bullets are for werewolves, you idiot."

"Here. You take this crucifix and stake and stay behind me."

"Are you sure that's holy water?"

"That's not going to work on me."

"Disco wasn't the worst thing ever. The classical era was the worst. The fops with their powdered wigs, pancake make up and mincing was way worse than bell bottoms."

"I am going to kill and eat you for this."

"Don't suppose you have a bottle of O+, would you?"

"You don't get a lot of sun, do you?"

"I am hundreds of years old. You need to do better than that."

"I just need a taste."

"You're not going out wearing that are you? It's not the 19th century any more."

"Isn't the moon beautiful?"

"I'm not sure how old you think I am but I don't do the club scene."

"What is that, the sun? What time is it? Why did you wake me up so early?"

"Is that screaming? Wonderful."

"Come here pet, I'm hungry."

"Can't this wait until evening? It's almost sunrise."

[soldierforgotarchive-blog]

“How ‘bout I jump out the window? Singing ‘Joy To The World’ face down in the snow. I’m ready to wrap that perfect Christmas gift but I haven’t found it yet - ‘cause I don’t have a clue what to get you, so I’ll give you my heart. I hope it’ll do. I wander around the store again and again, but all I do is shrug ‘cause I don’t have a clue what to get you and I’m ready to say… I’ll wrap myself in paper and sit under the tree ‘cause the best gift I can give you is this heart inside of me.”

a sort of Christmassy mood board for @nonconformingaddict <3

[nonconformingaddict]

[felixfellatio]

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"My first solo album is going to be called "Stealing Your Electrodes" and my weird dad friend is going to do guitar and backing vocals. Get Ready."

[nonconformingaddict]

"To quote one of the greatest minds of our century, George Watsky–" I Swear To God are you Actually serious? "– 'Because beer is cheap and because love is free.' So, are we we getting the fuck outta here tonight or..?"

[quartzbound]

I love this collection of sigils, but it is annoying difficult to read and impossible to search, so I typed it up as best I could. This was mostly for personal reference and I’m not terribly familiar with demons so there’s probably a few mistakes, but if anyone wants it, knock yourself out. As far as I know, the source on this is totally forgotten, but if someone knows it, please feel free to add it on!

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HERE FOLLOWS A LIST OF SEVERAL DEMONS AND THEIR SIGILS OF SUMMONING:

ABYSS: Lord of Chaos  ACIEL: The God Burner  ADATIEL: Walks the Earth  ADNACHIEL: The Hunter Demon  AGIEL: Lord of Calamity  AMBRIEL: The Changer  AMNIXIEL: Demon of the Lines  ANAEL: Demon of Lust  APADIEL: Of Hell’s Electorate Musician  ARATRON: Demon of Sorrow  ARIEL: Of Hell’s Electorate Historian  AVACHIEL: The Inquisitor  AZERVIEL: Demon of Defeat  BABALEL: Second Demon of War  BARBIEL: Lord of Ancients  BARCHIEL: Of Hell’s Electorate Mechanic  BEFAFES: First Demon of War  BLISDON: The Quick One  BORNOGO: Lord of Power  BRORGES: Arch-demon of Woe  BUTMONO: Demon of Greed  CAMAEL: The Destroyer  CASSIEL: Lord of All Conspirators  CASSRIEL: Of Hell’s Electorate Poet  CHENOR: The Wish Granter  DAGON: The Great Fish  DECARAB: The Beautiful  DIGIN: The Disordered  ELIM: Lord of Attrition EKSUSHA: The God Eyed

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EOLIGOS: Visible and Invisible  FERUG: The Rusting One  FOCALOR: The Demon That Drowns Men  FORCAS: Teaches Logic and the Secrets of Plants and Gems  FURTUR (FURFUR?): Demon of Storms  GAMIGIN: The Horse Lord  GARN: The King Tempter  GRACHIEL: Arch-demon of the Dying Times  HAGITH: Demon of Jealousy  HAGONEL: Lord Under Grachiel  HAMALIEL: Lord of Obsessions  HANAEL: The Adversarial  HASMODEL & HASMODAI: The Twin Bulls  HISMAEL: The Acquirer  IPOS: Knows Things To Come and Past  JOCHMUS: The First Savior of Hell  LAHAD: The Devil’s Voice  LESIFUGES: Brings Riches and Shortens Life  LUCIFER: The Morning Star  MALCHIDAEL: Demon of Impatience  MALPHAS: The Tower Builder  MARBUEL: Of Hell’s Electorate Architect  MARCHOSIAS: Gives and In Battles A Demon Bound (?) MEEOD: The Life Restorer  MEPHISTOPH: Lord of the Host  MICZARIEL: The Warrioress  MURIEL: Great Demon of UCS (?) NABERIUS: Lord of Cunning  NESTORATS: The Fire Master  NYSROG: Lord of The House of Princes  OCH: The Sun Speaker  OPHIEL: Lord Messenger and God Teacher  ORIAS: Of Hell’s Electorate Astronomer  OZGIN: Demon of Madness  PAIMON: Master of Infernal Ceremonies  PARNIEL: First Lord Under Veguaniel 

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PHALEG: Demon of Discontent  PSOHDON: The Inconsistent  RONOVE: The Knowledge Staff  RAUYM: Demon of Filth  SABNAC: Demon of Poisons  SAKATH: Second Lord Under Veguaniel  SALEOS: Of Hell’s Electorate Panderer  SCHETALIM: The Polygod  STYGAL: Brings Death  SULUTH: The Great Robber  SURGAT: Who Opens All Locks  SYTRI: Lord of Luxury  TARTHANAC: Lord of Goldiron  TEPHROS: The Ashwaker and Fever Curer  UPHIR: Of Hell’s Electorate Physician  VABAM: Who Tells True of Hidden Treasure  VALAC: Lord of Snakes  VEGUANIEL: Archdemon of Fortune  VEPAR: The Water Master VETIS: The Life Promiser  ZABLAH: Of Hell’s Electorate Lawyer  ZAGAM: Lord of Forgery  ZURIEL: The Stone Master  ZEPAR: Deforms the Unborn 

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[scft-arcxive]

"I've gone beyond scared and entered the realm of 'strangely turned on'." - nonconformingaddict ( i'm. not sorry tbh. )

((I’ve decided it could go either way if she was an angel s o))@nonconformingaddictEliza had been hesitant to tell him she was an angel. Even now, she wasn’t prepared for this particular conversation. He’d just happened to come home while her wings were out. She looked at him for a long moment, staying completely still, before speaking. “Is… that a good thing? I’m gonna assume that’s a good thing. Maybe?”

[nonconformingaddict]

"Yeah, it is," He breathed, looking at her in more awe than was already typical of him. It made perfect sense to him really, she'd always seemed perfect, otherworldly; now there was a logical explanation. It were almost as if her wings completed an already flawless picture and frankly he couldn't process much thought beyond wanting to worship her. But first– "Ca- can I touch them?"

[nonconformingaddict]

Male-Aimed Pick-up Lines {Sentence Starters}

"Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?"

"Nice package. Let me unwrap that for you."

"Do these feel real to you?"

"Are you a candle? Because I wanna blow you."

"My body has 206 bones. Want to give me another one?"

"Give me your name so I know what to scream tonight."

"I lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you tonight?"

"Are you a rainstorm? Because I'm soaked."

"That suit is very becoming on you. Then again, I would be too!"

"You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill."

"I don't need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you."

"There are no seats, can I sit on your face?"

"Is it wet in here, or is it just me?"

"They bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most handsome guy in the bar."

"If I told you I work for UPS, would you let me handle your package?"

"You're so handsome that you made me forget my pickup line."

"Do I know you? Cause you look just like my next boyfriend."

"Are you a magician? Cause A-bra-ca-DAYUM!"

"Are you going to kiss me or are you going to make me lie to my diary?"

"Are you a Boy Scout? Because you tie my heart in knot."