nonejam

I'm an idiot h

[silliestofgoobers]

i am transgener

[nonejam]

good for you :]

[certified-mothwriter]

And probably no butthole since this guy feeds on radiation

[thegameoflovemindberries]

TAG GAME ❗️❗️❗️

Mine

....I don't mind

I'll tag @rasin-c00ldude @bonnie181987 @latinumenthusiast @bubonichronic @hugoreyeswife @pepsicanzonthefloor @elliotmustd1e @fuckin8alien @frerardisreal666 @goatcutter @rowenrefugee @psycocilybe @enora-elk-kirkton @vierraz @whotfisflight and anyone else who want

[cocomarsh]

Oh yeah, dude, this is peak

Tags: @thec00lestguyy @smilee5940 @god-of-jirai @mizu-kox @m4d3-of-styr0foam @avesat25 @mxlody-lit-hrrrrt-1128 + ANYONE ELSE!!!

[god-of-jirai]

Thnx for the tag!!!!

HELL YEAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! YATTA MY BABAEHHHHH!!! MY BABY MY BABY

@rain92w @c0ff1n-0f-cl0wn5 @moonlitscales @izumis-garden @let-you-down @illrabidraccoon @voj231ku @r-r-ratman @l-xapr0 @v0xedblr @winnytrash-ex @achilles-the-loser @gorejuice92 @hpdamechan @mantarella @lambyhe4rt @your-fallen-internet-angel +others!!!!

[x-burnt-out-bitch-x]

Not tagged but felt like it.

Myself, apparently. @87leafclover what are our thoughts on this

@the-star-fox-dances @noleafclover @stqrrin @jonnnydville @corvid-collector + anyone else who wants to join

[corvid-collector]

I feel like this needs some context however i shall not give it

Anyway im SO down

@canid-sys @summer-of-system @flowersfallingdown @green-skys @ilan-is-anxious @randmwizard @dr-nomus @circularmoth @raylikestocosplay and anyone else who wants to

[collageoffandoms]

I'm anyone else who wants to lol

Specifically Pittsburgh Miku-- idk about marrying, but I'd be her friend :)

@crows-are-cool09

@awhimsicalwhirlwind

@wesperfaerie

Open tags

[crows-are-cool09]

I mean... Not the worst, we could have like a friendship marriage ig?

@essygondola @dad-fucker666 @chara2127 @that-cousin-throckmorton @newphone-hu-dis @raventhecrispy-offical @watashiwagarydesu-offical @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @grisha-offical @artemisiamasterofnone @2-dragon @tea-cake-and-corvidae @the-lonely-crow + any other moots who I have prob forgotten (I love y'all but there are so many of u )

[itsuwari-no-kibo-offical]

Y..yeah. im. Im good with that

[nonejam]

now that I’ve seen this again, I’m now going to see if it got better…

yeah uhhhhh

I’ll take kitcat because I’m not touching that cursed image’s fried crust with a 10 foot pole.

also boss baby’s a baby so that would most definitely be illegal

[skysthelimit57]

Non-binary people can't use they/them because they're only one person. Non-binary people can't use it/its because it's dehumanizing. Non-binary people can't use neopronouns because they're too confusing. Non-binary people can't use he/him and/or she/her because that's not gender neutral. Non-binary people can't use no pronouns because that's too hard to use.

No matter what pronouns a non-binary person uses somebody will get mad at them.

[ororium-z]

Happy Pride!

[rootbeergoddess]

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

[thesaltofcarthage]

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.

[the-fuckin-wizard-official]

a male gay presents his mating dance and colourful plumage in order to attract mates

[nonejam]

none jam left berries? /ref to none pizza left beef

@itsuwari-no-kibo-offical

this is the first ask I get

thank you itsuwari, very cool

[ham-sandwich-consumer-offical]

I would fuckin ROCK a maid dress

[ham-sandwich-consumer-offical]

10000 notes and I post a pic of me wearing a maid dress

[gus-offical]

@tagging-officals-offical

[ham-sandwich-consumer-offical]

I swear to god if I wake up tomorrow to 10000 comments

[ham-sandwich-consumer-offical]

Y'all have no chance unless Satan gets involved so y'all might as well give up hahaha

[the-color-orange-offical]

is it not the nature of humanity to attempt the impossible?

@nug-offical-deactiv @chill-lesbian2013 @orange-offical @skyan-official @sans-the-skeleconch-offical @chartreuse-official @pegz-and-rexy-offical @potasium-offical @orange-morphsuit-guy-offical @the-colour-green-offical @raventhecrispy-offical @wawa-offical

and for the heck of it

@satan-offical

[raventhecrispyreblogs-offical]

We will get this post to 10,000 notes; not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

/refrence

@110budd, @yunyunyukina @shishu-lost-her-cleaver, @obsessedtillidie, @unknown-monst3r, @bleustringsoup, @bottleangels, @momoka-angelz, @atetheluck, @c4lm-storm, @r4indropz, @cherierosie, @achilles-is-fucked, @sweet-angelic-miracle, @mistycatt, @days-without-ai-ads-offical, @fork-in-the-bottomless-pit, @minkies@lovelycutiemoekochan, @mysterythepuppet @isteelthestarsfromthenight, @b3st3st-k1tty , @fawnedupon, @soft-strawberry-cloud, @antihero-yurio, @totallynotmentallyillguys, @winnytrash-exe @slain-angel-broken-wings,

@choccherrypie, @smallest-cheese, @tayrn-everwood, @alex-likes-stars @needyf4goverdose, @patroclus-the-lost-soul, @chiimafu, @sakurasakkii, @sillyg0bber345, @phi1ia093, @delsuional-stargirl, @hanabamii, @pripripuppy, @filthprince, @milotheclown @ohyouuglylittlefucker, @luc1d-landfill, @theoneandonlyvelocijammer, @rawrxp-casper, @umigirii, @0ur-endless-war, @cruelandsugary, @jirai-ame-will-never-leave, @themorbiddarling @g0teboy-r4tpocalypse, @menherabianca, @stupid-4nd-contagious, @atsushis-doll, @lestatwillneverhurtyou @d3hydrat3dcat @gaychaoticmess @wisplullaby @ambersong-lilac-reblogs @satanfemme @satan-offical @chocymilkmilo @milkcatfern @insonniacaotica @anesthesiaangel @androgynosaurus @lily-frog-trash @lilythequeenofkidnesworld @throw-a-dog-

a-bone64 @the-ass-fish-but-worse @jirai-haruhi @imsurvivingsadly @kittysnail-sadweasel @asillylittleguy333 @vinylcatlocket @ace-jace-sevenfive @aceewavey @gleepglorp-tallyhall @ghoststory342 @ultimatedreamer-official @aninternetsurfer @atg-official @kitten-kokomo @kiwistarrrzz @crows-are-cool09 @insomniac-arrest @jirai-haruhi @in-my-exile-arc @pinkangel71 @shardanic @shardbound @lethallyunfunny @anxiousasexual @moth-the-yote83 @mintykin @mothstar13 @mothman-offical @james-offical @purple-morphsuit-guy-offical @man-offical @pineapple-of-death @cat-offical @birdie-offical @jirai-ame-will-never-leave @irvnwithsciss0rs @adam-w1nner @elymigremlin @mymindisapalace@mickikikikikikikiki, @1rl4ng3l, @e11ie-bonez, @cutieblossom, @spookyscqr, @rotting-lilac, @nakaithesilly, @diaryism @coppperrrcoinnnn, @lxxapr0 @plague-crane, @ruin--eclipse, @k1kky-sb-d0odlz, @wherez-my-

coffee, @etherealjellyfishcreature, @graphoon, @likablemuffin, @ffxbenitoxff, @stationaryribbons, @reze-bo0m, @yumenyann, @cinnnanyan, @ineedseveretherapy, @illrabidraccoon, @ch3rrygrave, @unjudgmentalnoob, @anchored-landmine, @moonlivtnova, @c00lgv1, @landm1ne-ky, @cringey-guy, @dy1ngang3l, @inf3cted-c0rpse @moony-buckets, @alpheiamoth, @tormentingcupid, @chvvya-wannab3, @bubbles-existential@veryhungrycaterpillar-official @verysillything @iliketoeatair @blankblackbox1 @writers-offical @penny-offical @nico-di-angelo-offical @mentally-wolfed @dyingpen-offical @radiant-sunlight-angel @musiclly–declined @manicali @the-evil-skull @radioactive-gem

@shardbound @energywaste @kerosiiniviini @cloudvonblue @catlatchis @goopydawg @slayer2032 @certainpeachnightmare @watercoloredwhispers @duckinatruck @mossinmytea @mismatched-ideas @possiblygod @sillysnaildraws @calcium-is-screaming @the-grassy-hill @canidgirlfangs @bluelikethesky55 @firefly218 @writtenfoxscreams@ilikepopmusic15 @burning-britian-offical @ihavenoconsistentintrests @quasi-normalcy @i-only-have-two-problems @investment-of-my-heart @the-blue-one247 @cyberxbatalion @paint-me-in-watercolor @chaos-triangle @star-struck-daydreamer @paranormal-pal @thekingofkaumidy @mishkatherunaway @dexxius @calder-a @costco-offical@satan-offical @normal-offical

@no-one-offical @not-offical-offical @king-of-oreo @red-official @ribbit-tadc-offical @un-official-river @unsatan-offical @lead-official @james-offical @man-offical @asexual-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @penny-offical @vox-official @river-official @germany-official @the-light-offical@the-scuba-diver-offical @the-second-wolf-official @garlic-bread-cult-offical @snail-official @iron-offical @ninovium-offical @radiation-poisoning-offical @uranium-offical @superhero-offical @lemon-shark-offical @lemonade-offical @laciffo-natas @supervillain-offical @evilhag-offical @evilpineapple-offical @the-scp-foundation-offical

@evil-silly-arson-frog-offical @silly-lil-guy-offical @authentic-skittle-eater, @ruler-of-nothing-important, @annichishana, @sirsamueloflydia, @zeta-finnish, @hekate-offical, @3rte, @starryskies-andfireflies, @ace-of-5pades, @rand0mth3r1an, @tadrat, @purple-dinosaur27, @obssess-over-ink-on-dead-trees, @cleaning-spray-offical, @7-flavors-of-bones@transgarlicbreadlover, @cedar-slaughter @lesbianadhdchaos, @skyknight-402, @the-unity-collective, @not-the-bees-again, @diddle-juice-drinker, @thegayriley, @blueberryy45, @astrella-is-stupid, @imjusthereformyfandoms07, @plauge-crane, @mintyfresh2763, @storymodeas,

@ambiguious-cactus-offical, @lucey-goosey9, @chara2127, @ch-cherryhair, @smallestcheese, @cheesethedonkey, @ohhelloimsotired, @frostingfilled, @kerryeurodyne-offical, @spookthelilguy, @goldenbunny30, @holybannanapants, @scoliosisking77, @allhailstarscream, @amtheracoon, @ashton-is-random@nug-offical @ashelf66 @yoursleepdemon @orangesystem @eggman-eggpire-offical @appo777yon @redhotandchilly @fay-offical @light-offical @silly-big-sandifyer-frog @bra1n-offical @dat-solider @did-you-know-offical @days-without-ai-ads-offical @lilalienz4ever @being-offical @commerical-break-offical@cupheadreincarnatedofficial @h2o-offical @jetix @teapotsofficalyup @definitely-ao3-offical @copilot-offical @momoka-angelz @ur-least-favorite-gal-offical

@imjustthereformyfandoms07 @trashkidofficial @confusedfroggirl @sparrowlesbianism @wyvern-iguess @plinnkplonk @averageviolaplayer@not-linkachu @pavement-offical @neutral-offical @evil-neutral-offical @gayblooper @engineering-offical @rockshitty @but-will-it-be-famous @inkedmyths @peteyswife @spawn-sys @jirai-offical @sleepy-1128-sodazz @damsel-understresss @alternas-navigation-system @silly-little-frog-frog-offical @real-woman-offical @alcmaeon-offical @rainbowtrouts-offical @mrevilvillainplotman-offical @physicfox12 @boredom-oficial @uterus-stealer-offical@gus-offical @grisha-offical @genyasafin-detector-offical @kinkajou-offical @b0red-artist-13-offical @trans-cousin-officaln @evil-pukicho-real-offical @caine-offical2 @evil-lemon-shark-offical @eredin-offical @breadcrumb-offical @the-second-wolf-official @poetry-official @drop-bear-offical @snom-offical @francuim-offical @blood-god-offical @evil-no-one-offical @orphanage-for-officals @walmart-job-certificate-offical @catlovet-offical @ouppy-offical @whimsical-stars-strung @experiment-offical

[raventhecrispyreblogs-offical]

We need all the forces we can get. I am invested in the outcome of this.

@110budd, @yunyunyukina @shishu-lost-her-cleaver, @obsessedtillidie, @unknown-monst3r, @bleustringsoup, @bottleangels, @momoka-angelz, @atetheluck, @c4lm-storm, @r4indropz, @cherierosie, @achilles-is-fucked, @sweet-angelic-miracle, @mistycatt, @days-without-ai-ads-offical, @fork-in-the-bottomless-pit, @minkies @lovelycutiemoekochan, @mysterythepuppet @isteelthestarsfromthenight, @b3st3st-k1tty , @fawnedupon, @soft-strawberry-cloud, @antihero-yurio, @totallynotmentallyillguys, @winnytrash-exe @slain-angel-broken-wings, @choccherrypie, @smallest-cheese, @tayrn-everwood, @alex-likes-stars@needyf4goverdose, @patroclus-the-lost-soul, @chiimafu, @sakurasakkii, @sillyg0bber345, @phi1ia093, @delsuional-stargirl, @hanabamii, @pripripuppy, @filthprince, @milotheclown @ohyouuglylittlefucker, @luc1d-landfill, @theoneandonlyvelocijammer, @rawrxp-casper, @umigirii, @0ur-endless-war, @cruelandsugary, @jirai-ame-will-never-leave, @themorbiddarling @g0teboy-r4tpocalypse, @menherabianca, @stupid-4nd-contagious, @atsushis-doll, @lestatwillneverhurtyou @d3hydrat3dcat @gaychaoticmess @wisplullaby @ambersong-lilac-reblogs @satanfemme @satan-offical @chocymilkmilo @milkcatfern @insonniacaotica @anesthesiaangel @androgynosaurus @lily-frog-trash @lilythequeenofkidnesworld @throw-a-dog-a-bone64 @the-ass-fish-but-worse

[metallicumbrage]

Ready for Wrath- er, Pride Month

[attentiondeficitastartes]

@luciluck2046

[nonejam]

pretend you didn’t see this if you did see this please

[raineyrobot]

[nonejam]

five pebbles would post this

[wallisninety-six]

Today’s Sunday.

[sixshotstothedome-deactivated20]

you have to rb this on a sunday every time u see this on ur dash

[unyieldingsilence]

‎

[no-one-offical]

‎

[motherfrigginpsas]

LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!

[feytaline-loves-deactivated2018]

For the love of god PLEASE REBLOG THIS

I see this stupid fucking post one a goddamn week and someone is going to literally fucking die from it

[abbessolute]

@oneshoeshort

[oneshoeshort-deactivated2021060]

IF YOU WONT LISTEN TO OP, LISTEN TO THE RETIRED PARAMEDIC WHO HAS SEEN PEOPLE DIE FROM THIS SHIT.

[sirro85-blog]

Poison control may advise diluting the toxin somehow like with water or milk, otherwise do not give them something to drink and take the empty pill bottle/ blister pack with you to the hospital.

[becausewedefinetheworld]

btw just searched it up, US poison control number is 1 800 222 1222

[arcadialedger]

REBLOG

[isearchedtheyooniverse-deactiva]

F U C K I N G

R E B L O G

T H I S

W H E N E V E R

Y O U   S E E   T H I S

O N   Y O U R   D A S H

[astro-so]

UM

R E B L O G

I DONT CARE WHO YOU ARE

R E B L O G

[prick-o]

i felt like this was important idk

[rav3r-d0ll]

PLEASE REBLOG!

[whisperingsoup]

In Canada, 1-844-764-7669 will connect you with a national poison control center

[parttimepunner]

I found a list of poison center contact numbers around the world

Region1 Country Name of centre Address 1 Address 2 Address 3 Address 4 City Postal code Administrative telephone Fax Emergency telephone Ema

[onehelluvacritic]

Take me to the emergency room and call poison control. 😓

[thatonepointbraincell]

LISTEN TO THEM

[theribbitkin]

THIS!! Coming from a survivor, never force water down a person’s throat, there’s a high likelihood of aspiration. Take them to the ER immediately or call your emergency number.

[tahthetrickster]

me: i have a very specific tumblr accent meme im thinking of that surely i should be able to pull up by searching the text in the meme

the most dogshit useless decimated search engine in the entire world:

[days-without-ai-ads-offical]

I FUCKING BROKE IT BY LOOKING UP THE ACCOUNT

[nonejam]

what in the actual fuck

[banana-jacket]

[nonejam]

why was this ad recommended to me. what does this mean.

[littleguysdaily]

[f3v3r-dr3am]

[littleguysdaily]

[littleguysdaily]

[clownboybebop]

[littleguysdaily]

[picture-scrungler]

[littleguysdaily]

[wyrmoftheweb]

[littleguysdaily]

[thebelovedlion]

[paintbrushofthetoontown]

[littleguysdaily]

[blueburied]

please.

[littleguysdaily]

[avocadosfromfigaro]

[littleguysdaily]

[alchemyandmagic]

[littleguysdaily]

[piles-of-dust-and-gay]

[avocadosfromfigaro]

when this image is completely unrecognizable i will get this on a t-shirt

[littleguysdaily]

[terrania]

[littleguysdaily]

[theribthatgrewback]

@i-make-images-moldy

[i-make-images-moldy]

tumblr reinvents "expand dong"

[virovirokun-has-adhd]

@thisdastampdoesnotexist

[blogname214]

[littleguysdaily]

[molten222-deactivated20251128]

[littleguysdaily]

[minttttttttttttttttttttttttttt]

[tartrazeen]

I love the part where someone obscures the middle, then someone else goes back and excavates the more higher resolution version without that shenanigan, yet absorbs some element of it dutifully

Another chip in the Boss Baby's chocolate cookie

[littleguysdaily]

[nonejam]

[blockchiken-deactivated20251112]

this is why the internet was made

[hank-job]

This was made in 2006 but immediately opened a worm hole to 2017

[prussiandragon]

I just remembered this existed and spent a good half hour going to ridiculous lengths to find it again

[adamsmasher]

This is absolutely haunted

[definitely-ao3-offical]

I hate this so, so much omg

[evilpineapple-offical]

I love it

[no-one-offical]

Fuck yeah

[nonejam]

this is confusing in every possible way

the only word this can be described with is “blursed”