NOOBS… MUST… DIE!!!!

Uhhh

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I forgot the dash spaces

a lot of fandoms already have a headcanon blog so ..

RULES!!!

1. NO NSFW!!! a little suggestive stuff is allowed but NOT THE WILD HARDCORE NSFW

2. BE NICE!! respect other people's hcs! Friendly debate is allowed tho

3. don't spam the same asks lol. unless tumblr decided to eat the ask and I haven't responded in a day then okay resend..

4. basic dni

5. yes, shipping is allowed, but not darkships

6. no impersonating anons

7. ocs, selfships/oc x canon/yumeships, aus, etc are allowed as long as it's related to NMD in some way

thanks for reading now go yap (anon list and stuff about mod under cut)

anon list: ✒️News Flash Anon‼️, fear anon, discount Telamon, 🦗anon, retail anon,

hi I’m the mod LOL just call me the mod I go by any pronouns XD also uhh if you recognize me then yes i am the same person that made the block tales headcanon blog

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Since the dusekkar concept design was shown earlier hc his hat was stitched by himself with the same material as telamon’s robe

🦗 anon

pumpkin

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Final headcanon for now! Each fighter can sense the attacks from ice-type Cedar Soldiers via different methods:

Icarus can sense the tremors underneath the ground before the ice spikes surface.

Miked has a gizmo on his wrist that tells him when the spikes are about to appear underneath him

Doombringer’s barefoot, and he can feel the ground get colder before the spikes rise

Telamon has seen this shit so many times that he knows exactly when the spikes will pierce through the ground. You can thank Dusekkar for this.

Toki/Void (an oc of mine teehee) has a sixth sense that allows her to sense danger before it happens. For reference, think of the spidey-sense.

That's it for now, but the mailman shall return!

:3

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im back with more world building headcanons :D

Tix is a valuable currency, which is used as an incentive to get any Robloxians to willingly participate in hunting the puppets. Payment is based on how many Cedar Soldiers you eliminate. Even if you don’t finish every wave, you will still receive payment.

Each round can last 1-3 in-universe hours, depending on the difficulty of the round and the skill of the fighters, and how many waves they actually complete.

The mailman shall return!

FREE MONEY FOR BEATING UP NOOBS??

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Hi. You're gonna be me seeing me a lot (/silly)

I made up a headcanon that the “noobs” are actually puppets made from wood, and not real Noobs. However, the difference is indistinguishable (physically speaking) between both, while alive. When defeated, the puppets will revert to their true appearance, and the wood will quickly decay into nothing, leaving nary a trace. The name coined for them is “Cedar Soldiers”

The winged mail(wo)man shall return!

probably within the day lmao

Cedar so,dieirs

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Hi. Guy who submitted Retail HC. Call me Retail Anon

I sincerely believe in AI Builderman for NMD. He doesn't participate in the noob killings directly, focusing more on the management of the rest of robloxia

But every now and then while Telamon and Doombringer are covered in the blood of noobs Builds would suddenly blip in front of them like "Hi how yall doing:D"

Imagine you’re killing noobs and then ur AI boss just

“Hi:3”

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not a headcannon but i feel like the devs ship teladoom

or maybe im just delusional

its okay theres no tomatoes

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Gonna start yapping

- After a challenge with Telamon Miked decided to paintball his house out of rage

- intense UV rays can damage your eye tissue enough to blind you if you try hard enough, hc this is why Icarus wears the blindfold

- Once a round ended late because the last noob stuck onto Doom’s hammer the entire time

- Miked Deer

- Telamon has feathers and once gave Doom allergies because of it

- Telamon mostly preens himself on his own and has never really shown his wings to the other Fighters

- Dusekkar is scared of the Mage Noobs

- Icarus is incredibly scared of Telamon whenever his hood is on

dusekkar calling the mages posers

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OKAY SO UH THAT LIST THING EARLIER I FORGOT TO ADD MY ANON IM 🦗 ANON PLEASE BELIEVE ME IK I SAID MIKED DEER

okay

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Icarus would be great in retail lowk. Actually I'm going to rank all the insane fighters from best to worst retail potential

1. Icarus

2. Miked, tied with Doombringer; actually I think Doom would be slightly better for the funsies

3. Telamon.

telamon would steal all the fried chicken and eat ut

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the princess doomrbinger skin is so sparkly it blinds both the noobs and fighters during rounds

Insert that one rumi from KPDH image when she meets Jinu

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Icarus and miked feel like the type to have a bromance

- 🦗anon

That’s what in sayinnnn

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OH NO NMD HCS DROUGHT NOOOO

Anygays

I feel like if one of hem would initiate a polyamorous relationship it would be telamon! But I'm not here to spread my queer cooties eeww (i am)

-✒️NEWS FLASH ANON ‼️

Headcanon drought

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DoomBringer’s costume comes from when he found a Gubby lost on one of the maps. He felt so bad for the little guy that he brought him home and out of the map. The Gubbybringer costume was to make the Gubby feel safer and less nervous

- Fear Anon

insert a gubby picture here

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*Trips and falls down the stairs*

I AM HERE!!!!!!

ahem

Uh...

Telamon REALLY hates noobs. He finds killing them therapeutic

Ts totally not from the BrawlR discord

No way

-discount Telamon

guys i dint think this guy is from the brawlr discord setve

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5 posts!

woaw

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I'VE COME TO BRING MORE HCS UPON YE! Icarus is completely blind, well not completely, his other eye still works but its full gaussian blur so he just uses the blindfold to not make things harder for himself. He doesn't need sight either since this bitch has sixth sense (iykyk) and he can literally predict where others are. Icarus fights a lot of thugs in the village and city outside of his dojo, he doesn't wear that usual white outfit though he goes full vigilante ninja mode. CAN YOU TELL I LIKE ICARUS (and ninjago) TELADOOMCANONBECAUSEINEEDTOSPREADMYAGENDA Doombringer and Telamon used to go out drinking together, Telamon in his Shedletsky disguise of course! They'd often go out together a lot before and even snuck out whenever they had the chance. What? Just because Doombringer is a "No-nonsense guy" doesn't mean he was like that all the time! Speaking of it... Doombringer was extremely cheery back then, but the increase of bans and peoples accounts being falsely terminated and blahblah etc. etc. he couldn't help but feel more and more stressed, once the stakes reached its peak he stopped contacting others just to focus on his work and even then he couldn't even finish most of it. Now with the noob situation... He's both frustrated and pleased at Telamon for A: Giving him more work to do (frustrated) and B: Giving him something blow off some of his steam. Miked was an explorer kinda guy, not your usual explorer but more of a he moves places a lot and he's been to every nook and cranny of Robloxia. Even been in the HQ! He's been nearly banned for bringing something other than a sword in the SFOTH arena. CAN YOU TELL I LIKE NOOBS MUST DIE!!!!!!! - ✒NEWS FLASH ANON‼

news flaah: news flash ankn likes noobs must die