Married life with Ellen and Portia.
IDC HOW MANY TIMES IVE REBLOGGED THIS IT IS LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE FUCKING THING
These two were made for each other. Love is real and can be wholesome.
T̞H͏͢E̢̮͎ͫS͘Eͯ̍ ̴̼̻̮Tͭͧ͟W̴̴͝O̸͞ ̬ͮͫ̃͜W̘͛ÉR̴Ι̯͟Ę̴̨̛͇ ̖҉̴̃M͉̭͘À̈Ḏ҉̸̸̄Ȩ̱̾͗̕ ̯̆F̝͓ͧ͘Ô̴R̬̎̓͞ ̜̎ E̶Ả̷Ί̺C̺H̨̥̑̓̊ ̟̈̈Õ̹ͫ͟T͉́H͚ͫE̾͏҉R̸̛̅̎͜ ̵̠̱͋̎L̆̍Ö͈̠̻́̎V̷̜̤̽ͩE̢͈͉̝ ̫̂́͐I̡͚͘Ṡ̴̹̪̩ ̞̮̊̓̽R̨̓҉̗ĘA̵̛̻ͯͮL̢̘̀̆͟ ̷̧̟̫͛ĂŅ̣́͞Ḍ͂̿͢ ́͡ C͎̾A̭͟͡͡N̵̫͓̈͠ ̸̝̇͒͜B̶ͭ̕Ęͯ ̲Ẁ̨̾Ḩ̻͒̕Ȍͧ̿L͚̲̣͗͡Ė̴͢S͚̮͜O̊M̍̄͢͠E̸̬̿͏ ̦
😈Y҉̵̞̟̜̗U̷̮̺̣̬̕O̩̺͍͠ ̛̯̬͓̳͈ͅÁ͖̮̟R̡̖͈̫̫E̷̱̗̖͔̩̦ ͓͍́͢A̜̱͜͢Ĺ̨̰̠̜̪͙͞L̛̫̙̲ ̮͓̥̞̳̯̼̰C̩̦̗̘̬͟U̗͈͔͢͞͝R̜̮͎̠̝͚̥S̻͉͢͝E͉̗̝͇͙̳̭D͚̼̰̟̬̦̪̙͘ ͓̞͇̮̠̣A̤N͍̪̩̣͖͈͔̭͘͜D̥̱̥̰͔̕ ͏̨̱̲͔̹̝͉̤̻̤B͙U͏҉͉̙̜̻̦̜͔̝R͞͏͚̟̞̤̩N͉E̛̖̲D̷̳̥̩͕͘ ̛͇̝͍̙͖̺̟A̻̗̮̲̼͡L̗͍̥͓̦͝I̢͏̲͟V̸̪͇̳̜͠͠E̢͔͔͚̫ ͏̙̠̳̫̱̩V̵̟̱̬̞̼̮Ẹ̼̫̖̟̪R̵͉̙͉͔̗Y҉͖͖͉ ̮S̵̢̻̗̖̭͉̜̫͞O͏̼̮͕͖̳̳͚̣O̷͍͍̳̠N͎̗̬̜̲̰͉ Help keep my meatbag slave alive! Beep-boop!













