doing the "current boyfriend" trend with bllk boys
michael kaiser
you were filming a cute little montage of him—posing shirtless in front of the mirror, fixing his perfect hair, and celebrating a goal—and the caption read:
“my current boyfriend 💕💅”
kaiser blinked. “current?” he echoed, peeking over your shoulder. “excuse me, current?”
you tried to hold in your laughter.
“who’s next, huh? rin? nagi? you think they can handle all this?” he gestured dramatically to himself. “please.”
you snorted. “you’re so dramatic.”
he scoffed, flipping his hair. “you’re just obsessed with me and it’s okay. i’d be devastated to lose me, too.”
rin itoshi
you posted a photo of rin drinking tea with the caption:
“my current boyfriend… he’s cute but emotionally constipated 🫶”
you didn’t even realize he saw it until he texted you, “wtf is this”
you turned to find him standing behind you, holding his phone, deadpan. “current boyfriend?”
“rin, it’s a trend—”
“you can’t even handle talking to people. who’s gonna replace me? your cat?”
you were wheezing.
he muttered, “not constipated,” under his breath as he stalked off.
sae itoshi
you posted a candid of sae mid-yawn captioned:
“my current boyfriend. he’s tired of me already 🥲”
sae stared at it for a solid five minutes. “why would you say i’m tired of you?”
you looked up, confused. “it’s a joke, babe.”
“i’m not tired of you. i’m just tired.”
you laughed, hugging him. “you’re cute when you take these things personally.”
he kissed the top of your head. “i’m your last boyfriend. fix that caption.”
shidou ryusei
your video had shidou shirtless, flexing in the mirror with dramatic zooms. caption:
“my current boyfriend. he’s like a feral raccoon in a crop top ❤️”
he loved it.
“babe, you think i’m feral? that’s so hot,” he grinned. “wait—current? oh hell nah. who else is gonna call you sugar tits with this much love?”
you doubled over laughing.
“babe, if i’m current, does that mean you’re accepting applications?” he wiggled his brows.
you just threw a pillow at him.
nagi seishiro
you filmed nagi half-asleep on your lap, captioning:
“my current boyfriend. he’s 90% blanket, 10% clingy baby 😌🩷”
he cracked one eye open. “current?”
you nodded.
he blinked. “that sounds like work. finding a new boyfriend is gonna be annoying.”
“…it’s not real, nagi.”
“good. too lazy to be replaced.”
he then went back to sleep, mumbling, “you are so stupid…”