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the central conceit of white boy "comedy rap" genres is that they're too racist to recognise that most classic rap is already pretty humorous in many ways, on account of wordplay being fundamental to the form,

boccher

and also steeped in pop culture from the very beginning, like the rap scene was already making music about comics and anime and video games you don't need to segregate a new genre for that

depsidase

psychicbirdstarlight

Yall are getting paid??

kushblazer666

winampskinmuseum

nice outfit LOSER. 1443 called but in a dialect of Early Modern English that hadn't experienced the Great Vowel Shift yet so i don't know what it said

existennialmemes

Not to sound like a decrepit, rambling corpse about it, but back in my day Word used to be a pre installed program that came with your computer, if you were running Windows.

No subscription. Just program.

On your computer. You got to use it forever and ever and never had to worry about it going away.

Because it was physically on your computer. As a program. That you actually owned. Not because you got it separately, but because it was a standard inclusion with your computer.

I'm sorry but I'll just never get over it. I remember when companies cared about their products being usable out of the box. I remember when our things belonged to us.

Old man shaking fist at cloud, wherein the cloud is the background of the Windows 98 logo.

rainbowgaez

let the bodies hit the floor is such a scary song. usually bodies hitting the floor isn’t a good thing but this guy wants it to happen anyway.

rainbowgaez

and yet he insists there’s nothing wrong with him. haunting

horsefigureoftheday

Horse figure of the day: Roman Seraphim "Blythe"

#horse figure of the day #horse of the day #ffr

patrickbatemanamericanpsycho

When the group chat arguing and bro starts messaging you privately

bedupolker

black holes are the T. Rex of astral bodies

transgenderer

God created a world of jungle-themed jungles, desert-themed deserts, frog-themed frogs, beetle-themed beetles. It took man's ingenuity to make things themed like other things (altho we have moments of divinity: new York-themed new York, for one)

kata4a

plant-themed bug:

transgenderer

Bug themed plant! Man surpasses god in nothing!

kaylmao

has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

somethingusefulfromflorida

I think I saw it near my hand sanitizer bottle that kills 99.99% of microbes

depsidase

five-crows-sharing-a-laptop

I love being polyamorous and a pervert because I get to say things like, “No no, I married my dog, my daughter’s the one I flirt with online every day”

five-crows-sharing-a-laptop

Someone in the comments told me to kill myself for this post. From their kink side blog.

I won’t, of course, because who would take care of my dog and raise my daughter?