AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Vera. Irrelevant 28. "Mmm, no"

[chubbinafatzarelli]

this is the single saddest thing I’ve ever seen on cutthroat kitchen

[serinos-kitt]

The contestant didn’t speak English as a first language Due to this the judge didn’t judge his dish as biscuits and gravy but as brisket and gravy and the contestant moved onto the next round After this Alton started explaining the dish he was asking them to make more in detail to make sure it didn’t happen again.

[artemistheartist]

THE CORRECT WAY TO REACT TO LANGUAGE MISCOMMUNICATION

[wibbly-wobblytimey-wimey]

[freddies-bike]

Me, who was certainly not there, watching Live Aid for the 20th time on repeat with my hand elbow deep in a pringles can

[2aminhouston]

How do y'all not get tired of being mad all the time?

[slouchingtowardsbedlam-deactiva]

[bloop9-deactivated20190507]

and then god said

[ddbdbdbdbdbdbd-deactivated20180]

that’s how it is on this bitch of an earth

[thefloatingstone]

UHM.... SO....

IF YOU GUYS ARE LOOKING FOR A PLACE TO POST YOUR NSFW ART….

….yeah.

This is real.

[seperis]

I need a word that encompasses ‘maybe touched’, ‘profoundly weirded out’ and ‘…oh’.

And gleeful as fuck.  For truly, the internet is for porn.

[thebibliosphere]

WAIT

…….fuck it. I wonder what the pornhub pay out is like compared to patreon.

[unzip-your-guts]

[mxponysyn-deactivated20190620]

Who knew writing erotica on pornhub could be a legitimate career 😂😂😂

[sirsbabybear]

Pornhub is there when life gets hard and when you get fucked (by tumblr).

[teratophelia]

Dont tempt me, holy fuck

[howtobangyourmonster]

Alright monsterfuckers, I’m trying it out! Come join me!

[peteneems]

Sears Christmas 1989, Part 2

[neverthere12345]

[such-justice-wow]

Teenage alcoholism is so important to recognise. It is not healthy to be getting absolutely wasted a few times a week and sometimes young adults become alcoholic without realising it. If you are unable to have a fun time without drinking or you feel like you need to drink when others are in an overwhelming way then consider getting help.

[mungeondaster]

No really. Get help. It starts with parties, and then it’s “lol im just sad all the time” and before you know it everything is awful and you’re spiralling out of control. Don’t get sucked in and don’t let tumblr Depression Culture make you think it’s normal.

[sophrosynic]

See also: wine mom “culture”

[dulect]

could you please fill out this quick survey for me?

[depressionhope]

In case you are in depression, better be in tropical depression :D 

[thebootydiaries]

i hate people who hold grudges .. i already apologoze to u …

[thebootydiaries]

[fuckyeahmacdeau]

Exact moment each world leader in turn realizes Trump mis-signed new NAFTA agreement

[chloeniccole]

Y’all need to watch the full video that’s on YouTube I am …. honestly just beyond sent at this point

[miradademujer-deactivated202402]

Sweet

[bob-belcher]

BIG ASS MOOD

[gahdamnpunk]

This makes my blood boil..They really do not gaf about poor people..

Rest in peace Yeweinisht Mesfin. You won’t be forgotten.

[just-chilln]

[killerchickadee]

You kiddos have no idea how groundbreaking this was. Like there’s a reason THE lesbian website for a billion years was called After Ellen. She changed everything.

[aleph-none]

oh man you know that feeling that’s like kind of an ache right between your heart and your stomach? like nostalgic knowing of pain? that’s how the scared look in Ellen’s eyes makes me feel.  

[auntiewanda]

Look at her hand too and how nervous she is. Every gay and lesbian person knows this feeling, because we know there are assumptions and consequences and there’s no telling how someone will react.

[gayheretic-deactivated20190804]

And let no one forget that she suffered consequences for this. It wasn’t just a moment of cathartic unburdening and then business as usual.

[auntiewanda]

Right, she lost her first TV show. She worked hard to get up to where she is today.

[pillowprincesslexa]

Ellen lost her TV show and didn’t get offered another job for the next 3 years. All while facing harsh critic from most of the world. Not to mention that Oprah, who immediately said yes to playing her therapist in this episode, got her own fair share of disrespectful and mostly racist comments. All over this one episode on a sitcom. Correct me if I’m wrong but I believe that over 40 million people watched this episode to see the first openly gay character on television.

This is history and it better fucking be in the history books for next generations.

[veronica-rich]

I thought Ellen’s career was over; I remember watching this in real time. It’s amazing she’s not only where she is today but that she’s so widely liked and seen as nonthreatening.

[everythingstarstuff]

I’ll just leave this tea sitting here for you to sip on if you please… @staff 

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