Terrible Pick-Up Line Inspired Starters
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āAre you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!ā
āIām not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.ā
āAre you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.ā
āAre you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.āĀ
āDo you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.āĀ
āDo you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend/Girlfriend/Relationship material.ā
āIf I were a stop light, Iād turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.ā
āI wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.āĀ
āIf you were a vegetable youād be a cute-cumber.āĀ
āI seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?ā
āThere are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.ā
āDid you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.ā
āDo you have a map? Iām getting lost in your eyes.ā
āDoes your left eye hurt? Because youāve been looking right all day.ā
āI was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So Iām going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.ā
āIs there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?ā
āMy doctor says Iām lacking Vitamin U.ā
āCan I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.ā
āYou look so familiar⦠didnāt we take a class together? I couldāve sworn we had chemistry.ā
āDamn, if being sexy was a crime, youād be guilty as charged!ā














