Normal Offical

It’s pretty normal around here.

[normal-offical]

NORMAL INTRODUCTION POST TITLE

Hello, People Of Tumblr Dot Com.

My Name Is Normal Offical. Or Normal. Or Norman. I Am The Offical Representative For All That Is Normal. I Use He / It Pronouns. Apparently, I Am A Robot. But Just Consider Me Your Local Friendly Normal Guy.

I Share This Account With @abnormal-offical. hiii if you don't know me yet, i use they/any pronouns and i am the offical representative of all that is abnormal or something. and normal's biggest hater. so like. fuck him. They Are . . . Something.

Hello, call me the Mod or call me my name. /kinda lyrics. Pronouns: they/he.

I am also pretty normal. I think. Uhhhh yeps. People scare me, so I hide behind a normal-offical. That's normal. I think. Also, if I don't respond to mentions right away, assume the opps got me. I am probably just sleeping, or i forgot this website exsist. Ok, good to get to know you all. Hope to see y'all around.

Well, that was fun. Goodbye :D /lyr

[snail-offical]

this is your reminder that being normal is boring

go do a cartwheel in the middle of the grocery store

[normal-offical]

:(

[snail-offical]

don’t worry your the outlier

your not boring :)

[normal-offical]

[normal-offical]

Normalcy is a subjective social construct that was invented to set standards and expectations of what should happen on a regular basis or in certain circumstances, as well as to identify people, behaviors, circumstances, or happenings as unusual, unexpected, or strange compared to the set standards and expectations. Whether or not something is abnormal or weird entirely depends on the context in which it occurs or exists.

Or in the words of Mr. Slim Shady himself, "Fuck being normal!"

Anonymous, This Is Very Well Said.

[normal-offical]

Most Normal Element Of The Periodic Table?

@copper-offical

I Believe I Already Once Declared Potassium As The Most Normal, But Copper Can Be The Normalest Normal Element Of The Periodic Table.

[normal-offical]

I Hope You Have A Normal Day Today. Lesser-Than Sign Three

Thank You Very Much. May You Have A Normal Day As Well. More-Than Sign Three.

[snail-offical]

this is your reminder that being normal is boring

go do a cartwheel in the middle of the grocery store

[normal-offical]

:(

[normal-offical]

I Do Not Enjoy Hay Fever, So Hereby It Has Been Banished From Normality.

[definitely-ao3-offical]

Fuck hay fever, I don't understand how I have it either, I'm a fuckin sentient smut site TT

[normal-offical]

Precisely.

[normal-offical]

Uh.

[normal-offical]

Im so... abnormal. Help

Have You Tried The Normal Potion Of Normality?

[normal-offical]

I Do Not Enjoy Hay Fever, So Hereby It Has Been Banished From Normality.

[fnich-enthusiast]

it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore

[warriorofchaos223]

I have a birthmark smack dab in between my eyebrows.

@humble-introvert0808

[humble-introvert0808]

I like it when ppl play with my hair :)

@amy-r0z3 @luv-again @d3lly1000 @reinafish @jjdrawstuff @jokerandthethief @glitch-studios @raine-ydays & anyone else who wants to join ^^

[jokerandthethief-deactivated202]

I think I have adhd and also I really like coffee (:

all my moots. if you see this and are my moot, its the same as tagging you cuz theres a lot of you guys>>>

and anuone else ofc

[koko-blueturtle]

I love the smell of books, ESPECIALLY old ones

Everyone :P

[your-local-depressed-fangirl]

i have this mole on my ear and people often ask if it’s a second piercing cause it’s right where a second piercing might be

@/anyyyy

[stxrrstruckk]

i always need to have smth on/in my hands

@half-shadowgalra @icarianlibrary @spacesharks28 @anxious-introvert22 @anxious-alyssia @oopsies-maeve-did-a-thing @bluebird38 @inlovewithmyhyperfixations @sun-of-icarus @telugu-girl-13 @bookworm-fangirl1 @queenofthegays15 @/open!

[the-l0ser-st4r]

i have an ungodly amount of stuffed animals on my bed and my room is always messy

oh I also like I to draw

@bookworm-fangirl1 @half-shadowgalra @silly-emo-delight @kitkat-moon @percyweasleyapologist @janeiscompletelyfine @kingstarkingslay @alwayssirius09 @allonsy-moony @thegracefulroyaltownofthesaint @the-eclipse-is-in-me @the1970sdeadgaywizard-regulus

[alwayssirius09]

I can't sleep unless the fan is on bc it's too FREAKING HOT IN MY ROOM AND I CANT BREATHE but then I wake up and get sad bc it's just so cold

@ anyone :3

[i-cant-pick-an-aesthetic09]

My friend officiated a wedding between me and Dr. Pepper

@ziggy-stardust-is-in-love @remylosingteeth @jugglesthejorker @adams-world-domination-plans @beach-bear-enjoyer @three-eyed-elk @elijahvolkovfrfr @artsy-n-smartsy @drippysyrup @lil-queer-goblin @bootleg-creechur @shin-tsucommunist @sundaysneasel @nidoole @undeadvinyls

@ anyone else!!!

[bootleg-creechur]

I like the smell of cotton clothing

@sapient-marshmallow-princess @glowstickblood @chaos-triangle @afriendofblahaj @aliensagainstworld @ anyone else!

[chaos-triangle]

I hail from Euclydia!

@spikeplushiehaj @swords-and-chaos @stories-i-guess @moonys-chaos @letsplayhydeandseek @kianf1sh @river-billcipherfan @half-fey-freak-of-nature @writingnotes520 @oregoff-oregon @vandalizingyourschool @a-calico-rabbit @chaos-creature-on-the-roof @that-0ne-sam @thatacefrog

[stories-i-guess]

I play Minecraft so much that I have a ton of story ideas based on it.

@spookyvibesstudio @almostabajillionwasps @rabiousranger @sapient-marshmallow-princess @mishmash-webster @potpigu @kitab00m101 @ho-ho-homosxual @gothiestarzsuki

[mishmash-webster]

uhhh i broke my arm when i was like 6 and still have the surgery scars idk if theyre gonna go away lmao but it’s ok bc i think theyre cool

@ open bc im too lazy to tag anyone

[darkstalker1247]

When I was twelve I broke my wrist trying to do a trick on my scooter and didn’t know it was broken until it started swelling the next day

@bunnyboyzyon @silent0utspace @marzisntbritish @jewelthenerd @therealranunculus

[rabbitbait]

i had 2.5k followers on an app for Minecraft skin making in middle school

@cinnamonbloom @sunsetsandsunshine @lucidobserver

[sunsetsandsunshine]

I have a heart for a birthmark on my neck 🥰❤️‍🔥✨

@shut-up-jo @itzsana-kiddingmenow @ziipzeepzop-eez

@rice-cake-teen10 @let1zya @savemeafruitjuice

@someone1348 @aninabanina6969 @synscomingforyou

[rice-cake-teen10]

I love to run and I have a mole like Marilyn Monroe 💜💜

@let1zya @aceofspades-doodles @gaybananabread @an-unknowntraveler @hypermoonlover @savemeafruitjuice

[an-unknowntraveler]

I like swimming, and I mainly stay inside all day 💔

[sleepylee3]

i saw this and thought it would be fun!

i have a scar shaped like a mushroom on my calf :)

@gaybananabread

@tickly-trashcan

[asexualaerosmith]

my old account, so.. here's more lore >:3

I own two hunting rifles (one for smaller animals like squirrel and one for larger ones like coyotes)

@itzsana-kiddingmenow , @thecheesiestler, and anyone else :]

[itzsana-kiddingmenow]

hmmm this sounds fun!!

when i was 6 months old, baby me jumped off of the table at a doctor’s checkup and broke my collarbone 😭

@wawaleeknow @reginald-stay09 @yongbok-lixie @potatogirlyy @astrophile-annie @sunsetsandsunshine @sirloncelot-of-bananas @felixthefelix @jeonginsdiary

@krazi-kogal-in-another-life @lxnarisnthereee @ziipzeepzop-eez @bamgyuu-2001 + anyone else who wants to join!!

[sunsetsandsunshine]

SANA WHAT THE HELL 😧❓❗️❓❗️❓❗️

Uh…let’s see…in kindergarten I punched this kid for making racist remarks at me. Lil me packed a PUNCH, though; made his nose bleed and everything…

@ziipzeepzop-eez @juice-drink-please @rice-cake-teen10

@unknown-entity-tm @letyz1a @wlntrrz

@aceoftickles @finleyforevermore @pockysfluffiez + anyone who feels like joining

[unknown-entity-tm]

I wear three political pins daily. Which somehow has never got me in any issues. The only comment I get about it are things like "I like your pins!"

"RIGHT STRONGER THAN WAR"

"Quand c'est non, c'est NON" (Basically no mean no)

"STOP GENOCIDE IN CAZA"

All are from the amnesty group at my school that I plan to join when I'll be in the right grade if possible.

@tulipisagarden @othellovr and idk who else to tag but anyone who wants to join can.

[othellovr]

When I was an infant my dad clipped one of my fingers in a car set buckle and it is now permanently turned to the right a bit.

Aaannnd my all clothes are notorious for having at least some paint on them.

@mattpurplehoodie @jellyfishsketches @roseisgoat @kittylittersmoothie @psych0t1c-bread @ninjagirl0913 @juliesnickname @nacho-calamity @tun3bugg @bea-sauce @turtlevariabilis @wafflekidgirlboy @random-turtle-wooer @mgturtle @hi-im-pluton @im-just-gwen + anyone else who'd like to join:)

[jellyfishsketches]

following with child stuff, when i was 1 and a half years old, i got the Kawasaki disease. it’s a an illness that could have killed me :)

@mattpurplehoodie @barnowlbookworm @blackstar5078 @brain-rot-tmnt @opalzennasaphhire @quackers15 @lapis--crow @silverishgoldpen @kittylittersmoothie @m1ssl0uvee @abbielauren2024

[barnowlbookworm]

My entire life I had an intense fear of the car door opening on me and me falling out of the car.

Turns out, that actually happened to me when I was like 4 and I had no idea til this year 💀💀💀 suddenly, life made a lot more sense.

@cimmerian1275 @katiemaycreate @orangescarfs2000 @leoisblue @riseleon @feliadox

[feliadox]

Once when I was a kid, I thought I heard my mom's phone ringing. In my brain, I ran down the likelyhood of each contact possibly calling her.

I said her friend was calling her.

The phone started actually ringing a few seconds after I said that and it WAS her friend, who she hadn't talked to in months and didn't know she was going to be calling.

@squidkid15 @dovebree @wafflekidgirlboy @jawzbozz @ anyone else who sees this and wants to join

[jennajen]

When I was a kid, one of my pairs of pants had a massive hole in the knee. I really, really hated the idea of throwing them out, so I cut them just above the hole, and kept wearing them as shorts for years afterwards.

@tiredafel GO

[tiredafel]

im a really restless sleeper but i like to sleep with three pillows: one under my head, one between or underneath my knees, and one in my arms :)

@functionalasfuck tag you're it~

[ladyhallen]

when I was younger, I was so accident prone that it's a miracle I'm still alive. When I was five, I fell down the stairs. When I was seven and nine, I almost drowned. When I was twelve, I fell from a three story house.

@adelmortescryche @seitosokusha @onceabluemoonwrites

[adelmortescryche]

Adding to hallen's accident prone-ness, I once managed to slip on a tiny eraser in a pool of water so extremely that I took a rolling somersault from one end of a corridor to the other. I didn't stop rolling till I hit a wall on the other side and actually had people screaming my name in horror - but I remember nothing bc I blacked out momentarily from the moment I slipped till when i ended up against the wall. And that's only one of many of my insane reel worthy accidents from teenagehood. Yes, this happened in school in full view of friends + classmates and teachers. ^^

@voxofthevoid-furious @aerialflight @dapperdown @thefringeperson

[thefringeperson]

When 101 Dalmations with Glenn Close came out in 96, I saw it at the movies and they had dalmations there that we could pat and have our picture taken with. I got to play with Patch. Or at least, a dalmation puppy that had been made up to have a patch over one eye like Patch from the movie.

@north-peach, @stereden, @wolfsrainrules

[north-peach]

My siblings and I were once hiking- when my older brother was like ten or eleven- and we ran into a bear perched in a tree. All three of us turned around and ran so fast back down the mountain, my younger brother tripped.

My older brother and i grabbed his arms and hauled him up and kept running, not noticing that his mouth was open and dragging in the dirt.

I think very fondly on this adventure but this again, I wasn't the one who scooped up a mouth full of dirt and rocks.

@vodkassassin @deathwalkerberry @rayshippouuchiha

[vodkassassin]

I was born with asthma, and the hospital had to put me on steroids when I was only three months old because I stopped breathing due to it ✌️ I would not have survived the middle ages 😔💀

@myakkoh @ladyteldra @purple-sea-dragon

[complexityissimple]

Hmm this seems fun why not

I can speak 4 languages (not all fluently but still)

@luzzxsgabi @scammysmileroksuu @human-name-right-here @sylveaugust @cyubiedoo @fear-the-grape-goddess @carpediemisnicebuticannot @lilithhenituse

+ anyone i missed/open tags!!

[carpediemisnicebuticannot]

Thank you so much for tagging me @complexityissimple!!! OOOH THAT'S COOL! What 4 languages can you speak??

I once got 8 stitches on my index finger WITHOUT ANY ANESTHETICS or GETTING SEDATED & saw the entire surgery with my bare eyes and sober mind.

I would like to tag:

@constalation-bored-anarchist @catsaurofmagiccomedy @cows-quack @uhcheese @iamtiredofthisdream @patogi @creamkirin

[creamkirin]

Oh wow got tagged

I became an aunt when I was 9 (technically they're my cousin once removed but no one in my family calls it that, i don't call it that)

if anyone wants to continue you're welcome to.

[cozybastard]

Mine may sound common but still

I love drawing :3 especially with gouache

When i was 5 or 6 my forearm got burnt by a teapot, since then i was afraid of hot pots in other people's hands(because my aunt was carrying the pot when i slammed into it) and i really love the scar i got (its 7cm long and 3cm wide, oval shaped and on the top of my forearm near the elbow) it was dark brown like a birthmark but now its almost completely faded((

@olisa-iwannasleep @erraticsunflower and anyone who wants to

[erraticsunflower]

When I was 8 I climbed on a roof at my primary school, then called a teacher racist when she told me to get down.

For context, I claimed that "in my culture climbing on roofs at primary school is an important cultural practice"

Then went on to ask "do you not do that here?"

And since I was like one of the... maybe five Asian kids in the entire school, she believed me without hesitation.

In my defence, I was 8.

@bat-phantom @criticbutlikeimfriendlyso @fancysheepnacho @eclecticswarm @whyarebooksmylife @ anyone else :)

[eclecticswarm]

I absolutely love colllecting random bits of metal while on walks and I keep them as trinkets to make and or trade with people. I started this as a young child (9) and now have so much randoms parts

@bat-phantom @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical

@whyarebooksmylife @criticbutlikeimfriendlyso

@hopeful-soapbat @teenytinydinosaurs

[itsuwari-no-kibo-offical]

At any given time I need to be baking. I dont know why but even if its two in the morning I need to get up and bake something. Usually it will me a mug cake but i did make a whole ass batch if scones a few weeks ago

[journalism-offical]

I have 3 blåhaj’s and I will get more >:3

@evilpineapple-offical @sharksarewaycoolerthanhumans @breadcrumb-offical

@lee-hoon1kin

[evilpineapple-offical]

Sometimes my knees say no fuck you and die

[cr0w-offical]

in year 7, I ran through the kitchen, because I needed a wee, with a bowl in my hand, slipped over, shattered the bowl, cut myself in three different places in my hand, severed a tendon in my finger, and pissed myself

I have no shame

@pond-scum-offical @offical-follower-offical @live-laugh-lindy @the-fungi-hivemind-offical @normal-offical @2000-ants-wearing-a-skinsuit @ladybugcrimelord-offical @non-alchoholic-tequila @burning-britain-official @the-vanities-reblog @tacticallyidiotic

+ open tags

[normal-offical]

I Once Got Lost With My Family In The Mountains At The Ripe Age Of Maybe Six Or Eight. I Did Eat Some Normal, Wild Blueberries There.

Then We Had To Do One Of Those Not-Very-Normal Mountaineer Trails (Two Slippery, Metal Railings Hanging Above A Fifty Meter Drop) That You Should Only Attempt With A Rope And Gear, Except We Did Not Have That, And I Was Short And A Literal Child, So I Couldn't Reach The Upper Railing.

Therefore, I Had To Desperately Cling To My Father While He Guided The Whole Family Through that Trail Of Death, Which He Admittedly Also Got Us In, In The FIrst Place.

The Blueberries Were Nice, Though.

Open Tags.

[normal-offical]

What Is This.

[chaoinsurgency]

This is ms Egyptian cat that can detect lies

[normal-offical]

Woah. That Is Quite Cool.

[normal-offical]

What Is This.

[normal-offical]

Am I Normal?

@five-pebbles-official

Yes. I Think Five Pebbles Is Just The Normal, Right Amount.

[normal-offical]

Is There Cheese In The Great Beyond?

[macandcheese-offical]

Yes.

[normal-offical]

This Knowledge Fills Me With Happiness.

[normal-offical]

Is it normal to be your own mentor/ancestor?

@time-traveler-that-fucked-up

Good Question. I Am Inclined To Say Yes 'Cause That Sounds Cool As Hell.

Then Again, A Little Complicated, But We Aren't Here For The Scientific Stuff.

[normal-offical]

Is There Cheese In The Great Beyond?