Throsty

[evilwizard]

next big tumblr celebrity is gonna be a little green anime-style puffball named scruumch who only posts stuff like “oh im so throsty! oh won’t you fill up my sac with your God’s Delicoius Watoer?”

[scruumch]

Wow.

[smorpher]

Blaghaargghagaa with mama

[cosmonautroger]

[solarianloverboi]

Let's trill and frolic with mama

[analog-television]

i learned about a stupid looking bird today and i cant stop laughing

its called a crested satinbird (cnemophilus macgregorii)

[bace-jeleren]

[batterbees]

[scruumch]

I love you and your blog please don't get grabbed by a hawk

ohhno have yuo seen one aroun here?????

[plaguedocboi]

I was looking for a good picture of a hellbender for an article I’m writing and I found these which maybe aren’t “good” for an article but my god are they Good

[scruumch]

⚡ 🟢

yayyyyy lighning hit me!!!!!!!!

[scruumch]

⛈️

yayyyy teh whether!!!!!

[kateammann]

Happy Pride Month!!! 🌈💕🌼✨

[eschocat]

Pee changing color depending on ur hydration is very intuitive game desigm

[scruumch]

i drew you as an apology for filling yuor sac with evil stew that one time

tank for teh drawin an for the sorry!!!!!! yuo hav learn soemthin!!!!!

[scruumch]

💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧

yes!!!!! ilove rain!!!!!

[celinethefeline]

[scruumch]

Gives you

Evil Water

watoer canot be evil yuo see!!!!!! itis just watoer!!!!!

[todaysbird]

This bird identified its species itself

He is helping

[icaseybaybee]

[evilwizard]

it’s pride month, minions. you know what that means

[galactic-mayhem]

do you want us to, like, cast gay spells my leige?

[evilwizard]

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