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@normaldailyadvice
Welcome to Normal Daily Advice*!
I (that is the being(s) who run this) will be giving only the best advice!
Everything said applies to you, by the way. Specifically you. The one eating baby carrots. I know what you’re doing.
Thank you for looking at your Normal Daily Advice*!
Today’s advice:
Respecting the dead can save you if you’re a necromancer!
Today’s advice:
Schedules will not work today. Ignore them all.
Today’s advice!
Good things come in threes. Bad things come in sevens. Neutral things come in twos.
Hello again! We found another evil book! I picked it up and felt like something was nearby watching us but then the book like, recoiled and burst into flames. Maybe not a good sign, but hey, no more evil book!
- @normaldailyadvice
You know, Pryce. Sometimes I worry for your sense of self-preservation.
Well, I wouldn’t have picked it up if I knew it was evil! How are you supposed to tell normal books apart from the ones that are evil?
If it says “Juergen Leitner” on the inside of the cover, chuck it in a river and get as far away as possible. And, y’know, evil books kind of have a vibe to them. So if it looks suspicious and out of place and like you probably shouldn’t touch it, don’t touch it.
Oh. I guess that’s why our heart started beating so much faster when we went to pick it up! Thank you for informing me!
Hello again! We found another evil book! I picked it up and felt like something was nearby watching us but then the book like, recoiled and burst into flames. Maybe not a good sign, but hey, no more evil book!
- @normaldailyadvice
You know, Pryce. Sometimes I worry for your sense of self-preservation.
Well, I wouldn’t have picked it up if I knew it was evil! How are you supposed to tell normal books apart from the ones that are evil?
Today’s advice:
Water is mean.
Today’s advice:
Music can be wielded as a weapon! Just be really loud.
Here is some true information! So true!
The sun is real!
The moon is made of water!
The seas are made of moon!
Plants are not plotting a violent revolution!
Cats aren’t real!
Today’s advice:
Frolick in a field! But watch out for ticks.
Today’s advice:
Collect rocks! They won’t help you or anything, but they certainly look cool.
We keep seeing the same person over and over again, which I’m pretty sure shouldn’t happen, especially because we move around a lot!
I’ve seen them 8 times today! They don’t say anything, and every time they’re in different clothes, even when once, we saw them 2 minutes apart in the middle of the forest!
Is this normal? We feel like it’s not.
Perhaps I just need to sleep more often.
Today’s advice:
Eat some chips today!
Today’s advice:
Streets are safe. Avenues are not. Ways are dangerous, but have great rewards. Avoid Courts at all costs.
Thursday. Advice.
Got a car? Drive it. Got a bicycle? Ride it. Don’t have either? Run. You must not stay in the same place for long today.
Hello! I am once again asking you for advice!
I was exploring when I found a weird book. It said something like Jug in lighter? Anyways, I picked it up, and it pricked me! So I kicked it. And it screamed. So I ran away.
Should I find it again?
- @normaldailyadvice
[Jug in lighter? Jugin Light- Juergen-! no way. . .]
Only if you take me with you. Do NOT touch that thing by yourself. Very dangerous stuff.
Oh! I was unaware it was dangerous. Perhaps that’s why every time I think about it I feel like I’m going to disintegrate! I will not approach it, then. Thank you!
Hold on, at least tell me where you were when you found the thing. You want some random person getting a hold of that? I’ll give it to those guys at the Magnus Institute, they seem to be able to keep a handle on them.
It was in a hole near a clearing. There were many mushrooms in the clearing! I don’t know where exactly it was. I kicked it back into the hole, though, so if you find the hole, you find the book!
Hello! I am once again asking you for advice!
I was exploring when I found a weird book. It said something like Jug in lighter? Anyways, I picked it up, and it pricked me! So I kicked it. And it screamed. So I ran away.
Should I find it again?
- @normaldailyadvice
[Jug in lighter? Jugin Light- Juergen-! no way. . .]
Only if you take me with you. Do NOT touch that thing by yourself. Very dangerous stuff.
Oh! I was unaware it was dangerous. Perhaps that’s why every time I think about it I feel like I’m going to disintegrate! I will not approach it, then. Thank you!
