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> " It's nice to finally get to meet you! "

You know the drill get under the cut

This blog may include, but is not limited to, themes of mental health, graphic death/violence, internalized and externalized homophobia, manipulation, and weird employee/employer dynamics.

By signing this contract you agree to the following:

No NSFW, mild flirting is okay

angst is fine

Ocs, crossovers, anon magic and different AUs (as long as Au is stated in the ask) are allowed

This version of Normal Guy is also moreso headcanon based. We see very little of them in-game I get to do whatever the fuck I want with them

Tags: #🕚: Normality - Overall blog #❔ : Inquiries - Asks #❕: Meetings - Roleplays #🖇️: Management - Mod posts

#👁️: Hard work - Protag #👁️: Nepotism - Coworker #💌: Workplace Yuri - Secretary #📦: Nuisances - Unremarkable Male Overthinker #✒️: Power Inbalance - The Boss #👁️: Prejudice - Miles

#💞: Stupid Cupid - Cupid Anon #🧸: Makeship - Plush anon #🎼: The Cacophony - Lullaby anon

#🔫: Danganronpa - Danganronpa AU

There may be story-specific/character-specific tags if I feel like it later

theyre so goofy i love them

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> " It seems I'm at some strange teenagers house... How did I get here? "

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HELP ME do you not???? Know Miles?????

> " Keeping track of everyone is a waste of my time. "

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How do you feel about Bryce's cousin, Miles? :333

> " There's two of them? "

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well TECHNICALLY its not gay... t4t is a beautiful thing

(They blink a few times.)

> " Still against company policy, how many times do I have to go over this? "

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your employees are being gay again...

(They just stare at you and sigh.)

> " I'll... figure something out. "

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WAIT BOSS BEFORE YOU GO!!!!!!!! are you single perchance?

> ( That does not matter to you. )

[Click! He's hung up the phone, but this is far from the last time you'll see him!]

(5/5)

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Gives you plushies of all your employees

- plush anon

> ( Oh. New products? )

(4/5)

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me boss! who is your favorite employee?

> " Secretary. "

[You can hear an offended scoff from Normal Guy.]

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and what do you, the boss, think of your employees going out to dinner together and making arrangements to spend time together again and spending all their breaks together and such?

> ( We have a strict policy about dating, engagements, and marrying within or outside the company, this includes actions that may insinuate the act of the formerly said which falls under everything you've described. These rules are meant to be upheld by our Status Quo Personal, also known as Normal Guy at this time. Failure to stay within company boundaries can result in immediate termination. Why do you ask? Is our Personal being faulty? )

[It speaks of Normal Guy as if they're a machine. You can see the pure panic on Normal Guy's face as well. They shake their head no frantically, practically begging you to say they're fine, doing a great job in fact! They're horrified. But The Boss, despite their strangeness, has a friendly tone. It's completely calm, collected, and sweet to you. What is Normal Guy panicking over?]

(3/5)

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how'd you find normal guy and your secretary?

> " I didn't find them. They came to me. "

(2/5)

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boss what do you think of almost everyone in your office being not cis

(cough transmasc protag)

(cough transfem coworker)

(cough they/them normal guy)

(cough she/they messenger)

(cough unremarkable guy being implied to be transmasc [I think])

(cough I think secretary might be the only cis one)

> ( It holds no significance to me. )

[Despite The Boss's rather relaxed response, Normal Guy seems to be worried.]

(1/5)

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hey normal guy do you think we could talk to The Boss?

> " We can try! "

[A phone spawns into Normal Guy's lap randomly, seemingly out of thin air. They quickly and diligently spin the dial to the numbers until the sequence is complete. Once it is, the phone rings.]

> " Hello, hello! "

> ( Hello. )

[You may now ask The Boss 5 questions! Keep it appropriate.]

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The Big Boss has entered the stage.

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// do y'all wanna see what the Boss looks like

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hey twin howve you been after your lobotomy

> " Oh, me? Well, I've been just dandy! I've been a lot more productive recently. "

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*skips by you joyously* lalalalalalaaaa

[They don't seem to mind, if anything the appreciate the high morale!]