Department Of A Norman Jayden Simp

"Oh shit, Jack. Ain't nothing to it, just a little bit of self defense. Page 1 of the police manual: kill or be killed!"

[normanjaydensspouse]

Y’all I’m sorry I went silent for awhile but I love you all!! I’m so happy to see more people who like Heavy Rain other than meeee. I kiiiinda wanna do another play through of Heavy Rain because of all of this lol.

[normanjaydensspouse]

🥺🥺 in case you wanted a reason to cry

[normanjaydensspouse]

Maddison, tending to Ethan’s wounds: How would you rate your pain?

Ethan Mars: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.

[normanjaydensspouse]

Maddison Paige: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail

Ethan Mars: No it’s my fault, I shouldn’t’ve used my one phone call to prank call the police

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Scott Shelby: you can say “have a good day” and that’s polite, but you can’t say “enjoy the next 24 hours” without sounding threatening.

Lauren: Why are you in my apartment?

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Carter Blake: *laughing because Norman Jayden tripped on a rock*

Norman Jayden: you won’t be laughing when I throw this rock at you

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Ethan Mars, calling Maddison: I did something bad...

Maddison: Put the corpse on ice, Ill be there in a second.

Ethan: Wh- no! It’s not like that!

[normanjaydensspouse]

Ethan: hostage or not, sometimes it’s nice being held.

Carter Blake:

Norman Jayden: Are... are you okay?

[normanjaydensspouse]

Carter Blake: *runs all the way around the world*

*swims the great Pacific Ocean*

*scales the Empire State Building*

*breaks into a house*

Carter Blake:fuck you Norman Jayden

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Ethan Mars: the word “nun” is just the letter “n” doing a cartwheel

Madison who is sure Ethan’s isn’t human: that’s nice honey

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Carter Blake: I hate you

Norman Jayden: well, according to this picture I drew of us holding hands, that must be untrue