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I love you all so, so much
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I could do this all day.
*screaming*
I love you all so, so much
ššš same sis
POT: Iām married. Is it a problem for you?
ME: Youāre the one whoās married, not me.
Do they actually think I care if theyāre cheating? I just care about them pampering me with ca$h & gifts. Iām not looking to marry youš
why doesnāt school teach you actual life skills like how to meet rich businessmen
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BREAKFAST AT TIFFANYāS (1961), dir.Ā Blake Edwards
When your sugar daddy compliments your cooking (just days after heās written you into his will).
Itās the most wonderful time of the year
me: I never thought I'd be texting a 46-year-old man in hopes of emotionally manipulating him out of thousands of dollars.
me: you always knew you would be doing that
me: ikr lol
Vanilla Women: So you sleep with men for money?
Me: So you sleep with men for free?
Stolen from @dancer_dominique
Aināt this the truth š
if you see me as your sex object, i will see you as my ATM. it goes both ways. nobody gonna use me for free honey
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Gift Giving Guide
I know it isnāt even Halloween yet, but itās never too soon to start thinking about and planning for Christmas and, letās be honest, SDs are some of THE hardest people to shop for. What do you get for someone who can buy anything they want? Especially if theyāre married and you canāt get them something noticeable? Well fret no more, Iām here to help you. For the unmarried platonic SD: -where I live there are carriage rides around down town, check your area and see if thereās something similar and take them on one and just have a nice time together and give them one of the following -a nice watch (Rolex) -something from The Art Of Shaving (my SD loves this company) -your favorite piece of classic literature (collectors or first edition) -a new wallet with their initials to hold your allowance and their money (real sturdy leather) -a nice leather journal with a note you write to him at the beginning
Platonic married SD: -splurge for him and use some allowance to TREAT HIM to a nice dinner or ice skating -watch (Rolex) -art of shaving -high quality metal/marble money clip (maybe with his initials engraved in it) -new wallet (same as above) -a good modern book you can take him to see the movie of later (I recommend the fifth wave!) -candles -something for his car, like air fresheners Etc
Intimate unmarried SD: -nice sturdy laptop case/bag (find out the brand and type) (leather or very high quality material) -new briefcase if he uses one (make sure itās nice and you spend a little extra on care products for it) -the obvious Christmas themed lingerie -new pillow case -white or red fuzzy BDSM toys if you practice that with them -this sounds so stupid but one of my past SDās LOVED the build-a-bear I made him! It was a white fuzzy bear in a Mrs. Clause outfit with a āmerry Christmasā sound effect in its arm. Obviously you can tack this on to another gift since itās so inexpensive -a personalized mug with a picture of the two of you on it -new phone case
Intimate married SD: -lingerie (Christmas themed) -red or white fuzzy BDSM toys if you practice that with them -classic first or collectors edition piece of literature -new nice leather wallet or brief case -money clip (same as above) -possibly a spa weekend with you if possible -if you can swing it get a montblanc pen or just a nice pen (possibly engraved) -laptop case (same as above) -breville with some different types of tea and German rock sugar from TeaVanna for his office -offer to accompany him on a regular business trip to keep him company (bonus: you can shop while heās in meetings or get spa treatments) -bosai tree or plant for his office
If you need any other ideas or want to ask if something is a good idea, let me know! Also: if you want me to make a sugar momma post, I can do that as well
when you have two pot dates lined up back to back and the second pot sees you on your first pot date lol
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Types of SD Messages; A Comprehensive Study
The Level One Starter: Heyyy there sexy lady ;) how u doing tonight? Got plans for the weekend? Loved your profile, was hoping we could chat more xxx
The Midlife Crisis: Hey beautiful :p I am a professional man living in a city who is looking for a naughty partner in crime. I give generous gifts and dinners as well as tickling and kisses :p I can spoil you any way you like if you can spoil me :p I have a place in XXX and you can CUM by and we can have some adult fun :p :p message me back, I donāt biteā¦unless you want me to :p
The Scrapbooker: Got any more pics? X
The Google Translate: hello there sexy, i can spoil and am gentle man. can give kisses and lots of spoils. message back with sexy pics in bikinis xxxxxxxxx
Ā The Dad of Three: Hi :) Iām David and I already know Iām a bit old for you. I guess Iām wondering what a nice girl like you is doing on a site like this?
Ā The Straight To The Point: Hi, I love your lovely round breasts I canāt wait to squeeze and lick them and stimulate you in every way youāve ever dreamed. Iām looking for someone very fun and naughty!!! I like anal and various roleplays. Have you ever used toys? xxx
The Chicks Dig Doctors: Hi, Iām Sam :) Iām a medical professional living in the city and I went to university to study medicine, I am working in my medical practice, seeing to my many patients, and thatās why I canāt meet during the day.
The Done This Before: Hello, Iām Michael. Iām 52 years old and run a successful firm in the city. I read your profile and have to say Iām intrigued. I am currently staying at the XXX and wondered if we could get together during my stay. I will compensate you for your time.
The Didnāt Read Your Profile: Me and my wife are looking for a young hot thing to spice up our sex lives ;) Must be sexually submissive, into rape fantasy and costumes xoxo
The Definitely Not A Rapist: Hi there :) I liked your profile, was wondering if youāre free tonight? I have a nice place overlooking the river and could wine and dine you, and also some lovely gifts to spoil you with :) I love making ladies smile. Let me know if youāre free, I could buy you dinner and we could go back to mine xxx
The Conversationalist: Hey ;) x
The Talking Clock: Hello my fair lady :) I loved your profile and have messaged you once before but you didnāt seem to reply! If youāre going to take this seriously, you should reply PROMPTLY to the messages that people send you. I sent you a message on the 4th at 6.30pm and even though you were online you didnāt reply so I am trying again today on the 6th. I hope to receive a warm and friendly and PROMPT response as soon as you see this!!! xxx
The College Student Who Wandered In: Hey, youāre pretty hot :) wanna grab a drink tonight?
The Mother Didnāt Hug Me Enough: Hello, Mistress- i am looking for a beautiful woman like you to dominate me. i want for You to choke me with your high heels and stick huge black dildos up my asshole until i cum over your boots and You have me lick it all up
The One In A Million: Hi, how are you? Iām looking for a young lady to spoil and am prepared to negotiate a pay per meet fee or a monthly allowance, dependant on whether we like each other or not. My email is XXX and please let me know if youāre interested after reading my profile. Iām staying at the XXX until the 10th and we can talk about it over champagne if youāre free this weekend?