London Sugarbaby

Interests: Money, politics, whoring, feminism. Trust no fuckboy.

[coldafternoon-deactivated202102]

if i ever stop thinking about women or pastries i’ll die

[makeitrainsugar]

I met a guy off an app. We hit it off and he gave me his number. For verification purposes I told him I'd like him to text me a selfie to ensure it was the same guy I'd met on the app. He beat around the bush a whole lot before he came out and told me he dislikes taking selfies. Then why are you on social media? And why was it not a problem to post pics up there for random strangers to see but it's a problem to share one photo with me? And he hasn't removed his account since meeting me either.

Sounds suss. Those who have nothing to hide, hide nothing.

[makeitrainsugar]

hello!! looking for advice :) i’m new to sugar dating, and i’m pretty shy.. are all sugar daddies looking for sex or in real life encounters? i was hoping for just online companionship, like texting or calling everyday. have you ever done that? or heard of that? thank you!! xox

Honestly, set up a ‘sexy’ twitter account and just sell pics or something girl, sounds like sugaring’s not for you

[makeitrainsugar]

Is sugaring while in a LTR just an absolute no go? I love my bf to death but we are both broke recent college grads and I just want to be taken care of and spoiled while I work on degree #2. Is finding a non-intimate SD really as hard as they make it seem? I know this makes me sound selfish but any advice would be appreciated ☺️

 ... I wouldn’t really say it’s a ‘no-go’ bc some people make it work. I have literally no idea how. Any guy who would let you go and spend time with a rich and often powerful guy that wants to fuck you is honestly less than shit. Stop dating these nonchalant guys- life’s too short.

 Now, if you were intending on keeping it a secret, I get you. I did that once. I kind of got my comeuppance- if you really love your bf I would say don’t even go there, you will come out the other side all kinds of dazed and confused and it will have a huge impact on you relationship, regardless of whether or not he knows. Secrets become barriers real quick.

 As for non-intimate SDs- I feel like I get a lot of these kinds of questions bc I posted about one once, claiming he was the legendary ‘platonic daddy’. Turns out he was just a creep with a voyuer fetish. THAT’S another story. Yes, to answer your question, it’s near impossible to find a man who’s okay with just being ‘friends’ as you spend their money. You have to realise- most SDs are businessmen, they don’t enter into lose/lose situations. The best you can realistically hope for is a guy who’s willing to wait til you feel comfortable and pay per meet til then. 

[snulbug]

[qvotable]

“Please don’t expect me to always be good and kind and loving. There are times when I will be cold and thoughtless and hard to understand.”

— Sylvia Plath

[thesmutgoddess]

i’ll never stop striving for glamour in this ugly world!!

[rohie-deactivated20191102]

“The low-maintenance woman, the ideal woman, has no appetite. This is not to say that she refuses food, sex, romance, emotional effort; to refuse is petulant, which is ironically more demanding. The woman without appetite politely finishes what’s on her plate, and declines seconds. She is satisfied and satisfiable.

A man’s appetite can be hearty, but a woman with an appetite is always voracious: her hunger always overreaches, because it is not supposed to exist. If she wants food, she is a glutton. If she wants sex, she is a slut. If she wants emotional care-taking, she is a high-maintenance bitch or, worse, an “attention whore”: an amalgam of sex-hunger and care-hunger, greedy not only to be fucked and paid but, most unforgivably of all, to be noticed.”

— Hunger Makes Me, Jess Zimmerman

[geminiloveca]

Christ, this article made me legit well up in tears at work…

“Women talk ourselves into needing less, because we’re not supposed to want more—or because we know we won’t get more, and we don’t want to feel unsatisfied. We reduce our needs for food, for space, for respect, for help, for love and affection, for being noticed, according to what we think we’re allowed to have. Sometimes we tell ourselves that we can live without it, even that we don’t want it. But it’s not that we don’t want more. It’s that we don’t want to be seen asking for it. And when it comes to romance, women always, always need to ask.”

THIS. SO FUCKING THIS.

[thegoodvybe]

[spermjacker]

[iguanamouth]

catch, and release

[spector]

gordon ramsey: so what’s wrong with the restaurant? a staff member about to drag out every single bad and/or questionable thing their boss has ever done: 

[richassness]

90s babies we’re getting old

[inso-uciant]

i don’t want to talk about it

[glitterandgrunge]

Millennials and Gen Z: Trump shows signs of being a genocidal dictator, we shouldn’t vote for him

Baby boomers: OOOOO Is your Safe Space being violated by his comments snowflake??? How AWFUL IT must be to have a REAL man for president instead of OoOoBamA

Trump, after being voted into office: *leaves the UN human rights council, puts hundreds of young children into prison camps and tent cities, takes away valuable items like rosaries similar to the removal of rings during the Holocaust, puts babies and toddlers into foster homes/orphanages, literally treats ACTUAL CHILDREN like prisoners for wanting a better life elsewhere*

Baby boomers: oh….oh no….

Millennials and Gen Z: *stare into the camera like they’re on the office*

[bluepsi]

bold of you to assume the boomers have reached the “oh no” point

[smartass-stripper]

Don’t forget Gen X’s “whatever, man. Voting doesn’t matter. I’m going with Gary Johnson. He gets it.”

[makeitrainsugar]

That last comment tho ^^^^

[romwatt]

[makeitrainsugar]

 I had to reread to make sure he wasn’t singing the guy’s praises.

 Even Bowtie Boy knows what’s up

[lapdanseuse]

i want to be a sex worker but i don’t want to leave the deep underground cave that i live in. how can i get clients who are into the cold damp subterranean thing? also i am a salamander – can i still make money if i am an eyeless albino coated with slime who trembles violently if touched? i need to make at LEAST $2,000 a week. thanks any advice helps xoxo

[ypnovato1-deactivated20181111]

i’m

⚪straight

⚪gay

🔘 the cunt you married. The only time you liked yourself was when you were trying to be someone this cunt might like. I’m not a quitter, I’m that cunt. I killed for you; who else can say that? You think you’d be happy with a nice Midwestern girl? No way, baby! I’m it.