Life according to Bethany.

Hi. My name is Bethany.

[kittiezandtittiez]

[vinesnow]

[trapgodrob]

Chihuahuas are so pointless

[nick-mess]

mn

[stumbeline]

I just giggled uncontrollably @noruffles

[poehlermeyers]

Thank You Notes [x]

[theartofanimation]

Dane Cozens  -  https://www.facebook.com/people/Dane-Cozens/25522777  -  http://www.danecozens.blogspot.com.es  -  https://www.pinterest.com/dacozens

[katswenski]

He isn’t his brother’s watch dog. (I stole this joke from a reader.) My website – see me on Webtoons!

[captainvatican]

@patron-saint-of-smart-asses

[anchoress-deactivated20170114]

@markhamillz

[ferretfyre]

Okay but why isn’t this animated someone animate this please

[yourpillowtalksucks]

OK BUT WHY DID THE LAST PANEL MAKE ME CHOKE ON MY CERAL

[pdlcomics]

Bike

And get a copy of my book.

[princess-in-pjs]

Awesome empathy cards for serious illnesses, by the very talented Emily McDowell - you can buy her awesome stuff here: [link]

[lesbiansinouterspace-deactivate]

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I don’t have that “unfollow me now this is gonna be the only thing I tweet about” screenshot on hand but y'know, that.

[skygenders]

[micdotcom]

Watch: Walter knows at least three words in sign language

[persephonesecretlair]

MY HEART!

[vaspider]

Puppers

[lifewithawife-peighton]

If you’re out playing Pokemon Go

please turn your hat backwards so we know what you’re doing and that you’re serious about it

[pdlcomics]

Not Much

[tastefullyoffensive]

[meantfortheshore]

[moremetalthanyourmom]

Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and it’s amazing how many men I’ve run into bc they expected me to move

[youcangofindatree-deactivated20]

Gotta try it

[clevermanka]

I work (and walk) on a college campus. I’ve lost count of how many men I’ve smacked shoulders with.

[emmagrant01]

Recently, I was standing outside my son’s classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didn’t; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadn’t leapt out of his manly path.

Now I’m wishing I’d leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, “My Liege!”

[mercurialkitty]

I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.

[songbirde108]

Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where I’m the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.

[onethingconstant]

Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friend’s medication, and I didn’t understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literally—one guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because that’s just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note.

I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought I’d had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston.

I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I “looked like a soldier.” I’m not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible.

Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America.

[thorinobsessed]

MY NEW ATTITUDE: Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America.

[noruffles]

My main problem with missing sleep is that it makes me prone to cry a lot. At anything. And I don't need to miss much at all to start the hysterics. I'm already crying at not much at all, watch me cry all the way to London as flights get long and sleep becomes hard to find! I think it is just a thing that I do, cry on long haul flights. I feel sorry for those sitting next to me that think something is actually wrong when I'm just cryin'.

[noruffles]

Partner is cute but can sleep while I can’t because I’m going to England so soon and I can’t sleep. Is it mean to wake him up just because I want to?

Like, I know it is mean but he so cute I want to smoosh his face.

[moretz-c]

[actualdogvines]

[ray-winters-sings-deactivated20]

Literally goes from guard dog to puppy in less than 3 seconds