I'm Leaving

This is a garbage website and I'm a responsible adult who should have already left. Follow me on Twitter @nosebleederz for now or mutuals can hit me up for my Snapchat or whatever.

[nose-bleeder]

Seeya everyone. Feel free to hit me up on Twitter or something. I’m not deleting this blog in case anyone’s interested in my backlog, but I am leaving tonight. It’s been fun. 

[nose-bleeder]

If I unfollow you it’s because I’m migrating to Twitter so I’m unfollowing blogs I’ve followed over there. So don’t worry! I’m just trying to make my life easier for me. 

[nose-bleeder]

I’m basically only going to be on Tumblr long enough to collect peoples’ Twitters or whatever. Not because Twitter’s a good site, but just like...I’ve had enough. 

[nose-bleeder]

You ever not be a furry just to flex on Will Toledo?

[panerasexual-deactivated2017100]

reblogging someone’s selfie is like the biggest compliment you can give someone 

[wontonsoupinthemorning-deactiva]

besides sucking them up strong style

[concealedblade-deactivated20210]

@staff yall can delete me but you cant stop my pussy from being fat in real life so die

[drearyhours]

since theyre all yellow, simpsons porn is immune to the nsfw filter

[twerkyvulture]

no fear

[nightlifemingus]

a really good genre of tumblr post is the ones that claim “THIS 15-YEAR-OLD HAS DISCOVERED A CURE FOR CANCER” with no source link, and the first comment is “HIS NAME IS _______” and the second comment is “figures that so few results come up on google, no one is talking about this. spread the word!”

and then you google it and the only results are websites called like ‘youshare.buzz’ and ‘trendcatch.ly’ linking back to the original post, and the picture attached to the original post is from an unrelated huffpo article from 2011, and you google the name given and it’s a famous haitian accordionist

[nose-bleeder]

Oh yeah? If you like it that much why don’t you jerk off about it?

[nose-bleeder]

Oh no you don’t need to hold the door for me sir, I’m not a lady, I’m a faggot.

[gomjabbar]

to people who mock my detroit become human “cum feudalism” fanfic: my left leg weighs an additional two pounds thanks to my house arrest anklet, making my dropkick more severe

[cosedipococonto-deactivated2021]

[Lentamente]

[valtsv]

st@ff: no nut november…2!

[iemergedoutofthewater]

This is a website

[gondwana]

[crustyclarinet]

what even are any of these “alternative sites to tumblr in case it dies” everyone’s suggesting like i’ve never heard of any of these in my life do you really expect me to create an account on babar the elephant dot com or some shit and follow you there

[nose-bleeder]

And, in the midst of all this chaos. A porn bot has followed me on this night.

[nose-bleeder]

See, I like Will Toledo, but I don’t trust him. No no no.