Love Is All You Sneeze

they/them, early 30s. Enthusiast of noses and all their functions. No minors and please don't reblog to non-sneeze blogs!

[noses-in-winter]

Just got home from seeing the TDA/C finale in theaters and I’m not gonna talk about it til it drops online in a few weeks but I WILL say that 1) I loved it and 2) I cannot wait to see the sneeze/emotional whump content that will be created

[noses-in-winter]

In 2014 I posted on the forum invisionzone about Sneezy from the 7D, and the very next day his voice actor posted a screenshot OF MY POST on Twitter to laugh about it. It’s been 12 years and I have never gotten over the implications of this occurence. For those of you who don’t remember the invisionzone, you needed an account to see any posts. No randoms just poking around the internet for laughs. It’s giving “I saw Goody Proctor at the devil’s sacrament”

[noses-in-winter]

I need Sh/ayne T/opp carnally to stop saying the cutest shit in ads

[feralsneeze]

I love reading about pathetic men sneezing. I love when they’re pathetic and horny and crying and squirming and embarrassed and awkward and sneezing through everything. What’s the goddamn point if he’s not a little worthless

[lypsys]

"Write character relationships that are normal" WRONG ☝ CODEPENDENCY BEAM 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

[noses-in-winter]

Pretty sure this movie is what made me obsessed with the dynamic of petite-nosed wife and giant-nosed husband

[feralsneeze]

A has a heavy, substantial chest that always bounces significantly when they sneeze. They're barely given a few seconds of warning to decide between covering their nose or holding their tits steady, even with a sturdy bra. It is a one-or-the-other situation, because their chest AND sneezes are far too big and dramatic to be contained with only one hand each. Good thing B is here to help A cover all their bases!

Imagine: A slowly building up to a sneeze, fanning at the underside of their nose in a desperate attempt to delay it. Through snagging breaths, their voice getting stuffier and stuffier, they call for B: "B-Babe, cad you plea--sdff! Please hold by chest? I deed both hands for---hhh! F-For this--"

[butwhatiftheyweresick]

still rotating rocky phm sneeze fetish. simultaneously repulsed and aroused whenever grace sneezes

on the one hand. it's nothing like an eridian sneeze. it's much wetter and louder and simpler and shorter and the expulsion of air would be much colder than he's used to if he could feel it, though of course he can't. nothing at all like the dry warm lingering discordance of an eridian sneeze, so pleasant in its vibration over his carapace. by contrast, human lungs are so loud. and the human face leaks so much. too much. disgust disgust disgust

and yet. it's the same loss of control. appears to be the same nagging sensation, before the need overwhelms him. and he does it so much, many more times in a row than an eridian--human bodies are so inefficient--and he's that helpless every time. at times he seems even a little miserable with it, a frayed quality to his voice that almost appeals even if every orifice in his face is leaking all at once. disgust.

rocky finds himself wondering one day--after grace makes a pain-sound following a long series of human sneezes--what the leaking feels like, for grace. then what it might feel like on his carapace, if it were possible to--but it isn't. which is a good thing, of course. because disgust. definitely, definitely disgust.

but every time it happens after that, rocky wonders

[noses-in-winter]

does this person possibly have a name that’s two words? the first starting with M?

Not him but now I’m curious 👀

[noses-in-winter]

Look I’m a lesbian irl and also in my choice of wavs with very little varying from that, but there’s ONE singular man on YouTube with vids I cannot get enough of 😭 He’s so adorable it makes me crazy 😭 most waves I listen to make me 🥵💦 but his just make me 🥰💕(💦). Like God I wanna take care of him and I feel like a pervert for it

[noses-in-winter]

Was not ready for my funny haha YouTube guys to slap me with this in the middle of my 15 minute coping break at work

Also really lmao about this 😲 reaction

[noses-in-winter]

Good news: I’ve been sober for two months after constantly struggling with substances for 90% of my adult life (😊)

Bad news: I have -20 sex drive and feel repulsed by the majority of sneeze/porn/anything that I’ve written during said 90% of my adult life and don’t really know who I am or what I’m good at or who I want to be (😥)

News that is either terrifying or exciting depending on the time of day that I think about it: Every day is an opportunity to write new things and figure out who I am and what I’m good at and who I want to be (😱)(✨) (😭) (💃) (😵‍💫)(🥳)

[noses-in-winter]

“Memories???” is so funny

[noses-in-winter]

Quit my shitty job which ended a week ago but then I IMMEDIATELY shifted into a stressful Christmas Mode™️ because I hosted this year and the last of my family just left…….and my body is FINALLY capable of collapsing into a melted puddle as years-long anxiety and stress and frustration exit my soul like an exorcism 😴

[noses-in-winter]

[*starts writing nose erotica to distract myself from really really wanting to go to Taco Bell*]

[snezus-christ-risen]

Hate when you realize you forgot to put something in your WIP but going back to wedge it in feels unnatural and totally disrupts the flow 😩

[noses-in-winter]

Currently leaving my insane stressful job and I’m glad about it but also just struggling to survive atm! I love what i do but I’m very excited to have time to dedicate to the things I actually love in the world! I’m ready for my nervous system to like. Pause