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12.03.2018

No sir, I do not control the cell phone reception in the building.

09.23.2017

“No sir, you cannot leave your 10 and 6 year old at the library for several hours for me to "look after". No sir, it’s not actually my job.”

11.03.2015

“Yes ma'am, of course I can spell dominatrix for you.”

10.11.2015

“No ma’am, I can’t set up a movie just for you.”

10.10.2015

“No sir, I can't take your phone messages.”

09.24.2015

“No sir, we did not turn off the electricity so we could have a break.”

During a power outage.

08.30.2015

“No ma’am, you cannot return a Chicago Public Library (Chicago, IL) book to Arlington County Public Library (Arlington, VA). They’re two completely different systems.”

05.23.2015

"No ma'am, I don't think it's rude that I refrain from discussing my personal life with you."

05.20.2015

“No sir, to my knowledge the internet is not broken today.”

05.12.2015

“No sir, I cannot help you with your witchcraft problem.”

05.04.2015

"No sir, I am not available to join you for coffee. No sir, it is not because of our age difference." He is in his 70s and I'm 30. It's TOTALLY because of our age difference.

05.03.2015

“No sir, I cannot Google your address.”

05.02.2015

"No sir, I wasn't joking when I asked you not to wash your feet in the bathroom sink. Please put your shoes back on."

03.24.2015

“No sir, I do not think the NSA is remotely turning on the number lock on the keyboard at print station.”

03.23.2015

"No sir, there are no extra babies for you to borrow. No sir, I cannot make a baby with you."

12.02.2014

"No ma'am, I can't open the library early if I see you waiting outside."

10.27.2014

"Does this pumpkin look Asian? I don't want to be culturally insensitive."

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