HEY, YOOO! [Under Construction]

Sometimes you've gotta do what you've gotta do. [Indie RP Side-Blog for Richmond Valentine from Kingsman.]

[kingsmanhart]

codenamemorgana replied to your post: Are they bringing valentine back toooo

Thank god

ain’t that kinda movie bruv

[nostomachforviolence]

it was only cool when the valet said it

[nostomachforviolence]

@codenamemorgana

“Lady, how are you always so on point with your clothes? I mean, dang! Are you ever not red carpet ready?”

[girlofspring]

What really happened in Kentucky [insp]

[nostomachforviolence]

i’ll be back tomorrow. have a really bad headache, so i’m gonna take it easy for the night.

do like this post if you want a starter tomorow.

[akingsman]

‘ –––––––– and they say money can’t buy love. ’

[nostomachforviolence]

“--it can’t, but it helps.”

[akingsman]

‘ and here i was, thinking “ popular ” would be such a foreign concept for you to digest. ’

[nostomachforviolence]

“Why would it be? Everyone loves me except you Kingsman types. I gave everyone free wifi!”

[qceenmother]

        “Can’t say I’m one of those few. Granted           I’m not one who normally eats at McDonalds–”

[nostomachforviolence]

“To tell the truth, I don’t eat it that much either. But! They are good for when you’re really hungry and want something classic.”

[akingsman]

‘ right. my apologies. why don’t we start from the beginning. why the bloody hell are you still alive ? ’

[nostomachforviolence]

“’cause I happened to have some of the best damned surgeons at my secret hideout and they saved my life. Helps to be so popular and indispensable.”

[akingsman]

‘ and so much for recovery. i assume i’m not allowed back in britain until i turn on the telly, which coincidentally has bbc world on as its main channel, which then proceeds to talk about  the secret organisation i work for has blown into pieces ? ’

[nostomachforviolence]

“Nah, that’s going a little too far with the wannabe Bond thing. Gotta be more original than that.”

[akingsman]

‘ ah yes, a shot in the bullet is too overrated to be considered cool nowadays, isn’t it. you have to at least get shot in the chest by your colleague and fall five hundred feet down to a lake. ’

[nostomachforviolence]

“Don’t forget having a drink in someplace tropical with a scorpion on your hand. That was badass.”

[akingsman]

‘ wouldn’t you like to know ? let’s just say i had my skyfall moment. ’

[nostomachforviolence]

“Yo, I’ll admit you look pretty alive right now, but please don’t compare yourself to Bond. You ain’t cool enough for that.”

[nostomachforviolence]

“Man, Adele just makes me feel things! Especially that ‘Hello’ song.”

[qceenmother]

          “Is that so?”

[nostomachforviolence]

“Of course! I have a huge share in that company and man, I’m pretty sure I ain’t the only one that gets a hankering for hash browns in the middle of the night.”

[akingsman]

‘ I don’t know how I know this but you vomited BLOOD. That – my friend – is not “ just a flesh wound” ’

[nostomachforviolence]

“How d’you even know that??? I mean last I recall, your brains were bleeding out somewhere in Kentucky.”

[nostomachforviolence]

“Y’all know how McDonald’s has all-day breakfast now? All my idea.”

[akingsman]

‘ –––– SPEAKING OF WHICH,shouldn’t you be “ staying dead ” much like me ? ’

[nostomachforviolence]

“Nah, man. Mine was just a flesh wound. Like that one guy from Monty Python.”

[nostomachforviolence]

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