hi everyone, i hope you are all doing great.
i’ve been good, too.
i miss you all very much.
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@akingsman
hi everyone, i hope you are all doing great.
i’ve been good, too.
i miss you all very much.
‘ when gaz met haz ‘
kingsman + guide to troubled birds
If you combined all of Colin Firths roles into one Alpha-Firth, you’d get a sad, posh, bisexual anti-hero heart throb who wears cardigans under his suit jacket.
@akingsman
Eggsy invited the knights to Daisy’s b-day party at an indoor play centre. They have never been to a party like this before so they all dressed up and just standing there awkwardly.
why isn’t teacher/teacher more popular???????????????? i mean
the nice one who everybody loves with the grumpy and strict one that the students hate and the students wonder?????????how what the fuck
but later (not in school environment maybe by accident) the students (a group of them) see that the strict one isn’t really that strict and they love their partner
or the cool married teachers that talk about each other and everyone loves like one of them comes late to class and is like “sorry i’m late guys mx. [partner] is really sick and i wanted to be sure everything is alright”
and the students spend 5 minutes fussing over the other teacher and asking questions about their wellbeing “ARE THEY DYING” “No Joey they’ve just caught a cold” [and trying to make this one forget about their class”
or two teachers that EVERYBODY ships like the students are trying to get them together
“Soo, Mx. A, Mx. B will have a concert tomorrow for the school and they need all the help and they asked me to tell you….so you can tell other students” “Mx. B didn’t tell me anything about it” “oh it was like, last moment thing you know. they didn’t have time. and like, they really need help.”
And the teacher is like “Thanks Johnson” and trying to be really cool but REALLY BEING NOT COOL OMG WHERE’S THE SQUAD OF DUCKLINGS TO HAVE AN EXCUSE TO GO AND HELP
and like other teachers shipping them too
“Mx. A you know about the prom. There’s a rule that the teachers must have some partners too” [dunno if it already is something like this, it is not in my country] “I did not know about this rule.” “Oh it’s very recent. So, you know, teachers are never alone and can be protected in case it’s necessary. I also heard that Mx. B has no partner.”
OPPOSITE TEACHERS????
Like, science/maths teachers with art/languages teacher. Or stuff like this.
Talking about their subject passionately and the other not understanding shit but loving it anyway because they’re so fucking cute.
RIVAL TEACHERS??????
Like here is your impossible love
Teachers of the same subject in different schools fighting in competitions and shit
Or teachers of the same subject talking passionately about their course. and praising each other.
Teachers talking about their students, the bad ones and the cool ones
LGBT teachers standing up for LGBT students and offering them support and helping them feel more at ease in this clusterfuck of school
MY PERSONAL FAVOURITE:
OTP 1 teacher/teacher and OTP 2 student/student
OTP 2 being so thankful that OTP 1 exists. OTP 1 giving advice to OTP 2.
DOMESTIC TEACHER/TEACHER
Grading stuff together. Bringing each other food/beverages. Helping each other through all the stuff.
AND
SO
MUCH
MORE
SERIOUSLY PEOPLE THINK ABOUT IT.
TEACHER/TEACHER
BONUS!!
“hey darling, how about you teach me some things? I promise to be good.”
“i thought you went through high-school once. Weren’t you taught my subject?”
seriously tho all that stuff that is at teacher/student can be sort of roleplay for teacher/teacher (and be less creepy)
This is dedicated to @textsfromthetailors , without whom we would all probably not smile as often and as we do when the post.
You are my light, my inspiration… my damnation. Based on their post here (that basically killed me xD)!
Behind the scenes - Kingsman
(858): Send me a picture of our booze closet. I’m homesick.
“Manners maketh man.” Do you know what that means? Then let me teach you a lesson.
i won’t be online for much of today since it’s homecoming and i’m afraid i won’t be in a sober state of mind. but hope everyone’s day is going swell.
YOUR CHARACTER: in 6 quotes.
tell us your favorite quotes from your character. give us an idea of who they are by six things they’ve said. then tag your friends.
001. Manners maketh man. Do you know what that means? Then let me teach you a lesson. 002. Shit. We’re late. 003. A gentleman’s name should appear in the newspaper only three times: when he’s born, when he marries, and when he dies. And we are, first and foremost, gentlemen. 004. The world is changing. There’s a reason why aristocrats developed weak chins. 005. Um, listen, boys. I’ve had a rather emotional day, so whatever your beef with Eggsy is, and I’m sure it’s well founded, I’d appreciate it enormously if you could just leave us in peace until I finish this lovely pint of Guinness. 006. I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam.
TAGGED BY: @eggspionage !! TAGGING: @poilineacht / @purrsuasion / @dxdger / @fiiverounds / @heelscrossed / @gazeltia / @htgrl
@aspoopyman
“Nah, I’m serious, Harry. I’d kick your ARSE at pool.”
‘ is that a challenge, eggsy ? ’