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"Is that Shiki Tohno from the 2003 anime Tsukihime!"

"She's in 17 pieces, Scott"

"what..."

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🎵You take the moon,🎵

🎵And you take the—

HAVE YOU SEEN MY SON!

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Friendly Reminder: If you get a phone call

1) Don't answer.

2) If you do answer, don't give your name.

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I wished I was a sword and look how that turned out...

On an unrelated note, the 'Evils of Humanity' or something has ruined the carpet and threatens to flood the house.

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You angered a witch, and in retaliation, she transformed you into an unmovable tree in a public park. Months later, she returns with the sinister hope of reveling in your suffering, only to find that you are not only surviving but thriving and happier than ever before.

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You've gotten so good at living as a tree you decide to mock the witch by dropping a branch on them then proceeding to laugh in the wind at them.

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BREAKING NEWS: Writer discovers for the millionth time that they can write whatever they want. Join us now to see if the lesson will stick.

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Sorry, I was in the middle of criticising my writing. Did you say something?

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I hope, one day, that I am a part of a Tumblr chain.

Not the OP or the last post.

But one of those middle ones.

One of those weird posts that loses track of the subject but everyone still remembers, but no-one remembers who exactly posted what.

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Does anyone get the feeling of wanting to be a dragon living in a cave on a pile of gold and only occasionally leaving to cause mischief in the local town?

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“Are you pretending to care right now?”

“No. I am legitimately being sincere.”

“… You confuse me.”

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"I confuse myself!"

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So, Across the Spider-Verse shows that Spider-Man needs a close family relative and a police chief to die to teach them about responsibility and how they can't save everyone.

In this essay I will show how Josuke Higashikata is Spider-Man...

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Question for the fashion side of Tumblr: What is with all the buttons?!

I went to buy some shorts earlier and all I could find was buttons.

Not just the one belt button. No. Buttons for flies. Not a zipper fly in sight.

Seriously fashion, what the fuck.

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Team “can’t use subtitles because they’re too distracting” 🙋🏼‍♀️

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psst. whats ur (primary) love language

words of affirmation

quality time

gift giving

acts of service

physical touch

Voting ended onMay 26, 2023

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Two things I learned about Tumblr today: 1) You can make polls. As shown here. 2) You can colour text. How? No fucking idea.

What really?!

I know this already.

Ha! Idiot!

Ohhh, button!

Voting ended onApr 2, 2023

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I'm stressed and I want to shout but I'm too social awkward, social inept and have social anxiety. So I'm just going to do it here...

*breath in*

PLINKO!

*breath out*

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When you turn a certain age, you get to choose the age you die. But the older the age the more brutal the death will be. Somehow, you find a loophole, but your punishment is even worse for the discovery.

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So I can't set the date in the past but when I put in a date it asks me to confirm so if I just wait until that date passes to hit confirm I can cheat the system!

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Not saying I want to blow up parliament, I'm just saying that fireworks are a good distraction from wanting to blow up parliament...