SMARTY PANTS

I AM NOT A CHAIR. i am a POTTY!!!! TRRRAINER!!!!

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RULES!! HOORAY!!

this blog is run by an ADULT (9/3/2006)!

PLS IWC IF YOU ARE A MINOR, but interactions welcome

i will accept suggestive asks, just not crazy nsfw.

have fun, post silly asks. my last blog had the character obsessed with yaoi and yuri. i’ve seen it all.

pleaaase don’t hate i won’t answer hate asks really man

have fun! don’t judge others for their interests. <3

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ooc: my name is emery. my main is @brokenarcademachine

if you get followed by me for no reason, that’s probably because you followed an alt blog, or i just really like your content. lol

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mwah!

H-HUH?? 0////0

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hey smartypants, have you ever tried monster energy? *slides a white monster to you*

what’s… monster energy??

i don’t think i can drink that, it’s liquid….. ._.

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Hello Smarty Pants! How's your kid doing?

she’s been having a lot of fun playing with bonnie!!

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THE BLUSH IS SO CUTEEE AAWWHH

RHRHSJSJD 0/////0

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smarty pants more like cutey pants

hUH??!! thank you—?? 0///0

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From @mrsm4rtyp4nts : So Twin How's does it feel getting called a "Child?"

i hate it…! i’m not a child!!! i don’t even act like a child!!

what about you?? you feel the same??

[mrsm4rtyp4nts]

”Yea I hate how some people see us as literal babies…”

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me too…

BABIES CANT POTTY TRAIN OTHER BABIES!! THAT DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE

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”For real, we’re literally grown ass teachers trying to teach kids about potty training yet people infantilize us and see us as literal babies!”

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YEAH!!

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“‘GOO GOO GA GA’ Like MY GOODNESS we’re not BABIES-”

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FOR REAL!! some humans are idiots….

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From @mrsm4rtyp4nts : So Twin How's does it feel getting called a "Child?"

i hate it…! i’m not a child!!! i don’t even act like a child!!

what about you?? you feel the same??

[mrsm4rtyp4nts]

”Yea I hate how some people see us as literal babies…”

[not-a-flushing-chair]

me too…

BABIES CANT POTTY TRAIN OTHER BABIES!! THAT DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE

[mrsm4rtyp4nts]

”For real, we’re literally grown ass teachers trying to teach kids about potty training yet people infantilize us and see us as literal babies!”

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YEAH!!

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From @mrsm4rtyp4nts : So Twin How's does it feel getting called a "Child?"

i hate it…! i’m not a child!!! i don’t even act like a child!!

what about you?? you feel the same??

[mrsm4rtyp4nts]

”Yea I hate how some people see us as literal babies…”

[not-a-flushing-chair]

me too…

BABIES CANT POTTY TRAIN OTHER BABIES!! THAT DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE

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From @mrsm4rtyp4nts : So Twin How's does it feel getting called a "Child?"

i hate it…! i’m not a child!!! i don’t even act like a child!!

what about you?? you feel the same??

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Has Snappy ever taken an embarrassing photo of you? 👀

…definitely.

i’m not telling you what the photos was of, tho.

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Since you refused to believe me, @not-a-flushing-chair , here it is.

This is a photo of the time Smarty Pants, while on low battery, somehow ended up tied up in Christmas lights to the horse's tail and he got dragged throughout the entire ranch. Fun times.

Without blur

I drew this so fast lol

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NOOOOOOOOO

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chair

I. AM. NOT. A. CHAIR!!!!! IM A POTTY TRAINER!!!!! NOT A CHAIR!!! I DONT EVEN LOOK LIKE A CJAIR!!!

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HI SMARTY! I attempted to draw you for the first time yesterday night :D it was around 4am but shh

Anyway!

Here, have it.

The sticky hand was kinda hard to draw for no reason,,,,(*ﾉωﾉ)

it’s so awesome!!! i love it!

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Has Snappy ever taken an embarrassing photo of you? 👀

…definitely.

i’m not telling you what the photos was of, tho.

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WOAH

did you make that?!

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Smarty Pants more like Farty Pants

/hj

NO

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Sorry, I didn't drew you I am bad at drawing at you guys

you drew my friends they look so awesome!!!! :D