They put a thingy, in your thingy!

Shit we say.

[not-a-hiv-test]

Our friend, Helen!

Helen: What's 1 times 10 times 9 times 3...

Pamela: We're revising LAW!

Helen: ...divided by human rights.

[not-a-hiv-test]

Porn. Or fanfiction. w/e LOL

Julia: NOOO, GIVE IT BACK, I NEED TO FIIIIIIINISH.

Pamela: We have assembly.

Julia. NO. Fuck that, I have porn to write.

[not-a-hiv-test]

Talk about penetration.

-Julia

[not-a-hiv-test]

Well you're not going in my vagina.

-Julia (to a crisp. No, really.)

[not-a-hiv-test]

Penis.

Pamela: I wish I had a penis.

Julia: ...Agreed.

[not-a-hiv-test]

Fucking fuckity fuck

-Julia (too much Tom Hiddleston is never good for those trying to curb their cursing habit)

[not-a-hiv-test]

Shut up you loudmouth bitches!

-Vikki (Well, she does have a point, we were talking quite a lot LOL)

[not-a-hiv-test]

Roar, fuck you, I'm a dinosaur.

-Vikki

[not-a-hiv-test]

I am WOOOUNDED!

-Pamela

[not-a-hiv-test]

Pamela: I'm a bit busy, with the internal bleeding and all.

Julia: From tripping?

Pamela: IT HAPPENS!

[not-a-hiv-test]

No glove, no love. No lube, no boob.

-Pamela (When discussing fanfictions that forget the use of lube) 

[not-a-hiv-test]

I'm laughing because I'm dying inside.

-Pamela (when discussing Destiel fanfic plots)

[not-a-hiv-test]

I will sell my body for skittles.

-Pamela (because skittles!)

[not-a-hiv-test]

I need help navigating my penis to your anus.

-Pamela

[not-a-hiv-test]

Do they touch penises?

-Pamela (that's all she cared about)

[not-a-hiv-test]

That shit's the kraken.

-Pamela

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Gay men kissing, woooooooooooooooooooooooo!

-Pamela