Owen

Im pretty much an adult now so i can do adult things :D// Ashley is my everything ❤// IG is owen_prescot

[knusprig-titten-hitler]

[darkharvestmoving]

whats the one pokemons name thats like a spider thing with horns i cant find it but i keep calling it hankity spankity is that even close to what its name is pls help

[poobit]

Ariados???

[darkharvestmoving]

NO ITS SMALLER AND FATTER AND BLUE

[poobit]

Galvantula??????

[darkharvestmoving]

SMALLER, CLOSER TO THE GROUND, FATTER, GREEN OR BLUE?? I CANT REMEMBER

[poobit]

SPINARAK

[darkharvestmoving]

THERE HE IS THATS MY BOY THATS MY BOY

[cityelf]

USA I’m sorry but if you let Romney get elected as President the rest of the world will have no choice but to break your section of the Earth off to float in space on its own until you come to your senses

Here’s a diagram to help you understand

[cityelf]

I dreamed a dream in time gone by

[thenatsdorf]

Tough call. 

[thekwikemart]

i think about this constantly because there is absolutely no reason for him to be like that at all. there’s no context, this is the entire gag. it kills me.

[curlsandstems]

May your skin get clearer and your love reciprocated in 2017

[nick-avallone]

[skellgate]

LAST TIME TO SAY IT THANKS OBAMA

[not-down-never-out]

I think a lot of people have started saying this unironcally since they voted an idiot into power

[hentaishaming-deactivated202007]

[bob-belcher]

[dr3am-brother]

[jigglypuffsvevo]

[teenscoolest]

[shittyninja-deactivated20210218]

blue-flavored candy is always the best flavor of candy like what the fuck. blue raspberries aren’t even a thing. we’re literally eating the color blue as a flavor and it’s fucking magical.

[chikkou]

people who think a zombie apocalypse would be cool

[bellygangstaboo]

i thought he hit a girl at first.

[thetrippytrip]

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