Not_MozzarElla

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* i don't even eat cheese this was supposed to be a writing account ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* ao3 tag is not_mozzarElla ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* *comically loud piano drops on my head*

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sometimes you don't find God, but God finds you

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Omds, do you guys remember the tesserae that Katniss and gale got in the first hunger games which meant they would get bread and grains in exchange for more slips in the reaping? Well…

ITS CALLED TESSERAE BECAUSE SNOW HAD TO SACRIFICE HIS IMAGE OF GRANDEUR (TESSERAE TILES) IN EXCHANGE FOR SURVIVING IN THE HIGH CLASS WORLD OF THE CAPITOL WHEN HE WAS A TEEEENNNN.. EVERYTHING IS ALWAYS CONNECTED.

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guys. GUYS. When sejanus and Snow first met, sejanus was holding gumdrops. The exact same thing snow killed lenore with.

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Odd moment where an instrument you have been working with for years just clicks and oh, you get it now

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Hey don’t cry youre okay. Strong chamomile tea (two bags, steeped for at least two minutes in boiling water, leave at least one bag in) add a splash of vanilla oat milk until it looks a little like regular tea and then a dash of cinnamon, okay? If you’re ill add a touch of ginger, okay? Put on a mojave 3 album and get cozy in bed, yeah? You’ll be alright.

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no she's right, i DO want you more than any song could ever say.

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Chapter three to my drarry-raising-teddy fic, Murphy’s Law, is out on ao3!!

not being very creative with my promotion here BUT YK WHATEVERRRRR

the link can be found here !!

updates will be every two weeks on a Sunday!!

summary:

It had been rather ingrained in Harry’s mind that peace couldn’t last forever. Everything was shifting, changing, in a constant state of movement, and peace kept true to that. But he’d hoped it would last a little longer than eight years.

When Andromeda dies, leaving no guardianship over Teddy, Harry finds himself against Draco Malfoy as the only other eligible – and more than happy, apparently – carer. But when neither one is willing to leave the metamorphagus behind, of course, they reach the only logical conclusion. Because whatever can happen, will.

Run away. To Harry’s home. In Wales. By the beach. And co-parent. With Draco bloody Malfoy.

Together.

___

So far this fic has been sooo fun to write, and it's been a very comforting one too. There aren't any archive warnings that apply, and it's rated Teen and Up (mainly due to swearing.) It's set in summer, eight/nine years past the war, epilogue what epilogue, and I'm excited to share it !!

psst.... there's now a playlist! it's linked in the fic notes!

Lmk if you have any questions <33

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In accordance with my new posting schedule, Chapter 17 of my Drarry soulmate AU is out now !!

Chapter 17 of Downtown Lightning is now out, much to my excitement!! You can find it here !

As promised, I posted this chapter yesterday, just one week after my last post! And I shall see you again next week <333

Here's a summary for the curious reader 👀:

Soulmates are incredibly rare; almost every witch or wizard knows that. If they believe in them at all. So, it is fairly safe to assume that this was not something that happened to most people.

But when had Harry Potter ever been most people?

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WARNINGS:

Non-Canonical character death, violence, angst, Minor character death, canon-typical violence, war-typical violence, SLOW. BURN. SLOWLY. ITS SLOW.

Happy ending tho! And plenty of fluff to go with the angst <3333

It's been SUCH good fun to write so far, and I hope you guys enjoy reading it as much as I've enjoyed writing it <33 Lots of love !!

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Chapter 16 of my drarry soulmate AU (fourth year canon divergence -> seventh/eighth year) is out!!!!! And with an exciting announcementtttt

Chapter 16 of Downtown Lightning is now out, much to my excitement!! You can find it here !

We're nearly finished with this arc of my writing! In celebration, I'm gonna be speeding up my postssssss... by a lot.

Here's a summary for the curious reader 👀:

Soulmates are incredibly rare; almost every witch or wizard knows that. If they believe in them at all. So, it is fairly safe to assume that this was not something that happened to most people.

But when had Harry Potter ever been most people?

___

WARNINGS:

Non-Canonical character death, violence, angst, Minor character death, canon-typical violence, war-typical violence, SLOW. BURN. SLOWLY. ITS SLOW.

Happy ending tho! And plenty of fluff to go with the angst <3333

It's been SUCH good fun to write so far, and I hope you guys enjoy reading it as much as I've enjoyed writing it <33 Lots of love !!

[not-mozzarella]

Chapter two to my drarry-raising-teddy fic, Murphy’s Law, is out on ao3!!

the link can be found here !!

updates will be every two weeks on a Sunday!!

summary:

It had been rather ingrained in Harry’s mind that peace couldn’t last forever. Everything was shifting, changing, in a constant state of movement, and peace kept true to that. But he’d hoped it would last a little longer than eight years.

When Andromeda dies, leaving no guardianship over Teddy, Harry finds himself against Draco Malfoy as the only other eligible – and more than happy, apparently – carer. But when neither one is willing to leave the metamorphagus behind, of course, they reach the only logical conclusion. Because whatever can happen, will.

Run away. To Harry’s home. In Wales. By the beach. And co-parent. With Draco bloody Malfoy.

Together.

___

So far this fic has been sooo fun to write, and it's been a very comforting one too. There aren't any archive warnings that apply, and it's rated Teen and Up (mainly due to swearing.) It's set in summer, eight/nine years past the war, epilogue what epilogue, and I'm excited to share it !!

psst.... there's now a playlist! it's linked in the fic notes!

Lmk if you have any questions <33

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there’s nothing more jarring but oddly comforting than realising it’s getting worse again and this time instead of turning to social media or other things that will only make u tired and stressed you just KNOW that the only thing that will genuinely help you is Him this time round.

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I think I’m going to have to speed up my posting schedule because I was just rereading one of MY OWN Fics and I got to the end (currently 290k words written) and I was SO disappointed and utterly mad that I had to then go ahead and WAIT until I could be bothered to write for the next bit to be ready… I can’t imagine being told after every single chapter I HAD to wait two weeks and there wasn’t anything I could do about it 😭😭😭

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Just released my next drarry eighth year one shot, Ron Weasley and the Drarry Agenda!!

link here !!

summary:

Ron Weasley would attest that he knows his best friend better than he knows himself. So, when Harry starts acting a little strangely, he’s sure it is only a matter of time before he comes to Ron for help.

He’s right.

A few times, actually.

He just wishes he knew why.

length: approximately 7252 words

Warnings: none apply

age rating: teen and up (due to explicit language/ swearing)

This one is mainly just fluff and humour- it’s been really fun to write!! And I hope you guys enjoy reading it to the same extent I’ve enjoyed writing it :)

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One of my longest chapters yet, chapter 15, of my drarry soulmate AU (fourth year canon divergence -> seventh/eighth year) is out!!!!!

Chapter 15 of Downtown Lightning is now out, and it's LONG. You can find it here !

The boys are onto summer!! Woooo!! Admittedly it won't be a particularly happy-go-lucky summer, but it was definitely one of my favourite parts to write so far. Got loads of super exciting things planned for fifth year, so I'm really eager to share them all with you!! be sure to keep up !

Here's a summary for the curious reader 👀:

Soulmates are incredibly rare; almost every witch or wizard knows that. If they believe in them at all. So, it is fairly safe to assume that this was not something that happened to most people.

But when had Harry Potter ever been most people?

___

In case you're wondering about consistency, I've posted every other Sunday (sometimes on a Saturday bc i get too eager and can't wait) since November. I currently have nearly 80k words posted with 280k words written and probably around 400k words planned!

It's been SUCH good fun to write so far, and I hope you guys enjoy reading it as much as I've enjoyed writing it <33 Lots of love !!

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im not really a twilight fan BUT I do have a headcanon that vampires don’t actually glitter in the daylight, Edward just dropped a jar of glitter on himself a few centuries ago, it’s been so long he’s forgotten he ever did it but the glitter still won’t come off

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Chapter one to my drarry-raising-teddy fic, Murphy’s Law, is out on ao3!!

the link can be found here !!

updates will be every two weeks on a Sunday!!

summary:

It had been rather ingrained in Harry’s mind that peace couldn’t last forever. Everything was shifting, changing, in a constant state of movement, and peace kept true to that. But he’d hoped it would last a little longer than eight years.

When Andromeda dies, leaving no guardianship over Teddy, Harry finds himself against Draco Malfoy as the only other eligible – and more than happy, apparently – carer. But when neither one is willing to leave the metamorphagus behind, of course, they reach the only logical conclusion. Because whatever can happen, will.

Run away. To Harry’s home. In Wales. By the beach. And co-parent. With Draco bloody Malfoy.

Together.

___

So far this fic has been sooo fun to write, and it's been a very comforting one too. There aren't any archive warnings that apply, and it's rated Teen and Up (mainly due to swearing.) It's set in summer, eight/nine years past the war, epilogue what epilogue, and I'm excited to share it !! Lmk if you have any questions <33