not my brain

there's a grand total of 7 things that define me... sarcasm is one of them... so if you take me seriously that's on you...

[not-my-brain]

The people are disappointments...

[not-my-brain]

Alright you people..

It is high time... gonna get rid of this hellsite now... you guys stay unwholesome for all of eternity... it's been anything but fun...

[the-collector-of-souls]

RIP In Piece, you'll be with the angles

[not-my-brain]

No thank you.. them angles be sucky...

[not-my-brain]

Alright you people..

It is high time... gonna get rid of this hellsite now... you guys stay unwholesome for all of eternity... it's been anything but fun...

[theonion]

[paper-mario-wiki]

im calling out everyone who says “this cleared my skin and watered my crops” when responding to images they like

i know you dont have crops

and i know you dont have skin

stop lying for a “joke”, this is a serious website for people to make posts on their blogs about their life experiences, not about making a ruckus and acting like fools

[jellhound]

im so sorry

[mens-rights-activia]

[seancodydotcom]

Jolene

[hollenengell]

“how are u?” i literally wanna disappear without an explanation,,, thx for asking!!

[hollenengell]

“how are u?” i literally wanna disappear without an explanation,,, thx for asking!!

[bunjywunjy]

I ate dog biscuits as a child.

I think everyone has tried dog biscuits at least once as a child and if they say otherwise they're probably lying

[furrama]

I vaguely recall being disappointed that Milkbone tasted neither of milk nor bone.

[krystal-prisms]

Why do you know what bone tastes like

[not-my-brain]

Why don't you know what bone tastes like...

[endlessnightarts]

BUT DOES RUNNING WATER KILL THEM OR NOT??!

[rainbowravioli]

#I can’t believe this is a real scene#it reads like one of those Incorrect Quotes things as a joke#except it’s real

[mandojerk]

This show is a fucking gift

[catbxy]

@not-my-brain

[not-my-brain]

Fuck yeahhh.. thanks reuben..

Everyone fucking watch castlevania...

[grrrlsgerms]

HI I AM AN IDIOT AND ACCIDENTALLY DELETED MY BLOG INSTEAD OF A SIDE SOMEONE HELP ME FIND MY MUTUALS I REMEMBER SOME LIKE @voluntaryvictim @bisexualcrisana @paramoregf @haylewilliams @joanabianchi @ana-bolism @awsteb @tapewormoffthestring @anotherknifeinmyhands @12monthoctober @punkpal @dreamingkc @not-my-brain @wettthepottterheadss4120 @demolition-platonic-buddies @bishopsknifetrick @tocolormeblue @feel-it-in-my-bones47 @cameronhvrley @bilvy @celebrityskinmp3 @ofbooksandstardust @honeyaffogato please please signal boost for me I lost so many friends too it’s still Issy @lesbianparamores

[not-my-brain]

Oh you...

[tsotea-deactivated20210727]

happy april fools. please take this egg

hahahahahha………………..

youve been fooled………………by the april fools beeper……………..it was a fully grown bird the entire time…..no egg………………it tells u it hopes u hav a good april 1st

[b00bconnoisseur]

@sadamericanorca @thatoneemobooknerd @theclingiestbitch @lightlysaltedrose @peter-is-a-bean @kinda-clouded-mind @bunnyranger761 @mrblackcubes @the-collector-of-souls @timetravellingcactus @rabies4life @not-my-brain @s0rry-for-now @bi-ace-mess @hayesspd321 @soft-trans-on-tumbles @killing-jarz @revenge-of-a-vampire

[not-my-brain]

I associate your blog with the nonce and the coward

I'm insulted... but same to you plus your brother..

[anyoneiknow-deactivated20180720]

do y’all notice that some tumblrs are like ,, friend groups?? like when you think of Person A you associate them with Person B, Person C and Person D??? Like whether they just interact w each other a lot or you just happen to connect them to one another ?????

[viinas-deactivated20201101]

ask meme idea: which user(s) do you associate me with

[kieran-rules-zara-drools]

Tell me

[b00bconnoisseur]

I associate you w kindacloudedmind, thatoneemobooknerd, theftenchiestfryguy, your gf, brain, peterbeanperson, idk

: ooo

!!! 🥺 thank you!!!!

@thatoneemobooknerd @kinda-clouded-mind @sadamericanorca @not-my-brain @peter-is-a-bean @french-fry-0 :D

[not-my-brain]

Can't believe I got called brain...

[b00bconnoisseur]

Hi!!!! Todays @sadamericanorca 's birthday and i was wondering if you guys could send her a bday wish! (Or not but if you could rb thatd be neat!)

@thatoneemobooknerd @theclingiestbitch @bunnyranger761 @peter-is-a-bean @the-collector-of-souls @timetravellingcactus @sen-tfromthe-void @rabies4life @leg-stealing-bee @krystal-prisms @lightlysaltedrose @not-my-brain @french-fry-0 @soft-trans-on-tumbles @hayesspd321 @cousinofnicodiangelo @enby-ichi @sammchenry @1d10t @killing-jarz @emo-fish-thatcantswim @todthelazylizard @kinda-clouded-mind @blackpaladin47396

[not-my-brain]

Shiit I'm a little late... but happy birthday!!

[not-my-brain]

Hey

Hey bud...