The 69th icon is your muse's reaction to Sinday!

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Jules of Nature
Keni

Discoholic 🪩

Kiana Khansmith
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Game of Thrones Daily
NASA
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
Peter Solarz
Not today Justin
Misplaced Lens Cap
YOU ARE THE REASON

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Product Placement

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@not-so-itsy-bitsy
The 69th icon is your muse's reaction to Sinday!
Purple & green heart!
Relationship Meme- Accepting!
💜 Mentor/Mentee
💚 Rivals
That sounds like it could be fun, and oddly adorable. As adorable as killer queens mentoring younger killer queens, or playfully rivaling with killer queens could hope to be. I’m all on board with this!
Also can I say your muse is A+? Queen is a perfect little murderer and I’m love.
‘mistle mistle’ | chi
Send ‘Mistle Mistle’ to get caught under the Mistletoe- Accepting!
@xmamushix
While catching people under the mistletoe by chance or fancy was always entertaining, Kumo just couldn’t find individuals of actual quality just waiting by a doorway. If she wanted to catch someone worth kissing, she’d have to go hunting for them... thankfully, she already had at least one person in mind.
Didn’t take her long at all to track the snake woman down, either; and once she was somewhere mostly private, that’s when the spider chose to strike...
... in which Chi would find herself very suddenly being swept off her feet, hardened arachnid legs hooking underneath her and lifting her up, right into another woman’s lap. And if the spider legs weren’t enough of a tell of who it was, the soft pillow-like chest she’d find her neck resting against would.
“Why hello there, sweetheart~...” Kumo greeted as she wrapped her arms around the other’s middle and let her cheek graze against her’s, not at all worried about getting poisoned by her. “How have you been this holiday season? Because regardless, I’m hoping to make it better for you~...”
One of her back legs reared it’s top above them, showing off a mistletoe hanging off of it; the action was accompanied by a soft giggle from the spider woman.
“I know it’s already better for me~...”
A soft purr escaped her throat as she peppered the other woman’s cheek with little kisses, each one bringing her closer to other’s lips... but she wouldn’t give her that unless she actually made an effort to return the affection.
She’d wanna keep holding her as long as she could afford to, though.
‘mistle mistle’ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Send ‘Mistle Mistle’ to get caught under the Mistletoe- Accepting!
Anyone who knew even the slightest about her would know full-well she wasn’t the most charitable person even on the best of days; even during the holidays, she was so much more about the gift-receiving than the gift-giving.
But, she wasn’t completely incapable of gifting something to someone; as she demonstrated here, dropping tied up, unconscious, but still very much alive assassination target at the other’s feet. The smell of conceit was strong.
“You were looking for them, right?” She asked with a tease in her tone, a smirk growing on her face as she relished in the fact that she’d gotten to them first. “I got the same job; but, you clearly need that chump change more than I do.”
Arms crossed over her scantily covered chest as she prowled past the unconscious body, stepping to the side of her fellow assassin for hire as if she were going to leave; only stopping just next to him, hunching down to set one clawed hand on his shoulder while the other daintily held a mistletoe above him.
A playful purr escaped her throat as she pressed her lips to his cheek, smugness clear on her face even while she was giving him a kiss.
“Hope you enjoy the gift. Happy holidays~...” Giving him one little pat on the shoulder, she stood back up and scurried past, disappearing in the night.
Sure, he’d get the pay, but she’d get the satisfaction.
‘mistle mistle’
Send ‘Mistle Mistle’ to get caught under the Mistletoe- Accepting!
The half-burnt steak wasn’t exactly her first choice of people she’d like to get caught under her mistletoe, but considering the last one to step through was the crusty mummy, she considered him a very welcome improvement.
Plus, she did owe him one for those heroes he’d dealt with for her. Doing her job for her and saving her the time and effort was something to be appreciated.
Just a moment after he’d stepped through the doorway, two large & familiar arachnid legs would suddenly snap down from above like the maw of a bear trap, blocking his path. The abrupt halting was quickly followed by the feeling of arms draping loosely around his neck and a supple chest pressing into his back in a complete invasion of his personal space.
“Now, now, what’s the hurry hon~?” The spider asked with a purr, leaning over his shoulder as she let one hand graze over his torso, the other raising up to gently graze over the stapled flesh of his cheek with the pointed tip of a finger.
“Surely, you have to have some time to spare for the holidays, right~?” Her words were followed by another leg holding itself above them, swinging around the mistletoe that was attached to it. She must’ve thought she was adorable.
Without giving him a chance to remark, or set her aflame, she pressed closer and brought her lips to his cheek; right at the point where his scarred flesh met his untouched skin. It was as pleasant an experience as she could’ve hoped for.
Breaking it off rather quickly, she topped the affection off with a little pat on his head before scurrying up the wall past him, continuing on casually but with just a bit of rush in her step... not exactly desiring to get cooked alive.
What kind of relationship does your muse want with mine?
❤️ romantic 💛 platonic 💙 family 💜 mentor/mentee 💞 friends with benefits 💕 unrequited love [specify who] 💚 rivals 🖤 enemies
Reblog if your 18+
AND DON’T LIE.
Here come the Nesis with a brand new OC blog!
Are you interested in fires? What about explosions? The color red? A woman who likes fires, explosions and the color red? Especially a villain who enjoys the destruction via explosions?
Then Queen Red is for you. A childish villain with a Queen Complex personality that would laugh at your face because you are not worthy of her presence and will burn you alive if you make her mad. She won’t accept any job without knowing how much money is at stake and will get bored easily if she isn’t burning something.
Like/Reblog if you are interested in RPing with this emotional mess of Villain that is ready to burn and explode things like the villain she is.
(The blog is still in WIP but ready to be launched into space)
Hello there guys, gals and villainous pals!
Your local broker has decided to take it upon himself to make a healthy list of all the dark, grievous, dangerous, malicious, ravenous, treacherous and downright creepy. Think you have what it takes to be listed among the worst? Nows your chance! Just follow the rules, and you’ll be on your way to renowned villainy in no time flat.
Canon Villains: Reblog this post with your characters name in the tags, as well as your PERMANENT url. If you have a winter URL, this is where you correct that. Make sure your saved URL redirects to your temporary one, otherwise no one will be bale to find you!
OC Villains: List your name and URL much like the canons, but designate whether you are a part of the League of Villains, Eight Precepts, or if you’re an independent group. (i.e. part of your own made up gang, etc)
Canons AUs: Whether your blog is designated as SOLELY a villain AU of a canonically heroic character, or if you have a villain AU, you’re more than welcome to apply. List your name, permanant URL and that you are in fact an AU and you’ll get a special addition!
Fandomless or Multiverse AUs: You’ll be tasked the same way as Canon AUs! If you are a fandomless OC with a BNHA Villain Verse, or are from another fandom with a BNHA Villain Verse, list your fandom, your permanent URL, and your affiliation if applicable.
As an added precaution, if your blog contains particularly triggering topics, feel free to add a warning tag, i.e. WARNING: Blood; Gore; etc. If you have any problems, questions, or concerns, feel free to contact me through the ask box system! Remember, I’m a broker, so my services in that regard may not always be free. ;)
‘mistle mistle’
Send ‘Mistle Mistle’ to get caught under the Mistletoe- Accepting!
Arms crossed as she stood at the doorway, brows furrowing as someone… less desirable stepped under the mistletoe held above it, attached to one of her front legs. Part of her was hoping his eyes were as dry as the rest of him seemed to be and that he’d walk right past; but no, she couldn’t be that lucky.
There was unified roll of all six of her eyes as she bent down just barely to his level, just short of being able to feel his rancid breath on her face…
Before promptly slamming a web-covered bag of Hershey Kisses onto his rat’s nest of a head with another leg; not at all gently. Leaving it to stick there, she very quickly stood back up and stretched… already starting to scurry in the exact opposite direction. Not quite running, but clearly not wanting to deal with that.
“Dozens of kisses just for you, hon~!
Start using chapstick and I might consider some real ones next time~!”
Reblog if your muse is 6'0" or taller
Send me ‘mistle mistle’ for our muses to be caught under a mistletoe.
BONUS if they secretly like each other
DOUBLE BONUS if they hate each other.
“Krampus” (2015) Starters
[x]
“Was that the chance and hope that you mentioned, _____?”
“He even told _____ that Santa was just a cheap marketing ploy invented to sell Pepsi.”
“And was drop-kicking _____ into the manger really the best way to handle this?”
“Okay, that was not my fault. I was under the influence. All I had to eat was Christmas fudge and candy canes.”
“I just–I didn’t want it ruined for the little kids.”
“But is this a war on Christmas, a war on over-political correctness or–”
“_____ bought a bunch of cookies at the store.”
“Thought you said you weren’t working over Christmas.”
“Yeah, my _____ is/are crawling out of the shallow end of the gene pool, so everyone’s/_____ a little on edge.”
“Tonight we’re making a Japanese snowflake tree or some crap.”
“I like snowflakes, but I like my plan a lot better.”
“Very enticing.”
“So where’s the ‘nog? I need to get merry.”
“Wow, looks like _____’s really enjoying my gravlax.”
“Hear what happened to Santa? Heard it on the news. His sleigh crashed in the Rockies. Shattered both his legs. Frostbite took care of his pain but not his hunger. So, to survive, he had to slaughter and eat his reindeer. Including Rudolph. ‘Ate’ tiny reindeer. Get it?”
“You know, they’re leaving right after Christmas, so we only have to survive another… three days.“ “ “They can see dust specks on Mars, but no one noticed a giant blizzard hurtling towards us.”
“There’s a snowman in our yard.”
“Roads are a nightmare.”
“_____ says hot chocolate makes everything better.
“Yeah, it’s under the tree next to your ties and underwear.”
“Global warming, my ass. Must be negative 20 out here.”
“What I wouldn’t give for a little Bing Crosby right about now.”
“You packed guns on Christmas.”
“See? A little sugar and a little spice… makes everything nice.”
“It’s damn near frostbite in under four minutes!”
“Sure, _____. Christmas on a pig farm.”
“Jesus was born in a barn!”
“And nothing bad’s gonna happen on Christmas, right?”
“Let’s get cozy on the couch.”
“And the angel said unto them– ‘fear not. For behold, I bring you tidings of great joy.’”
“Yeah, well, you know– _____ always gets a little weird around Christmas.”
“_____, get the fire extinguisher!”
“And for the first time, I didn’t wish for a miracle. I wished for them to go away.”
“And that night, in the darkness of a howling blizzard, I got my wish.”
“Krampus came not to reward, but to punish.”
“But what if you’ve been good, like, all year? And you leave out milk and cookies and do everything else right?”
“I just wanna get these rewrapped for _____.”
“The mall doubles as an emergency shelter.”
“Well, a shepherd’s got to protect his/her flock.”
“Come up here and I’ll show you.”
“_____, I just got my ass kicked by a bunch of Christmas cookies, so trust me when I say I can take it!”
“Get your gloves on.”
“I just wanted Christmas to be like it used to be.”
“Thanks for making pancakes.”
“Hey, _____. We/I thought the sugarplum fairies may have gotten you.”
“I haven’t felt this hungover since the pope died.”
“Enough with the sappy crap. Let’s open up the presents.”
“_____, that’s/it’s beautiful.”
“It’s nothing, just– Merry Christmas.”
Here come the Nesis with a brand new OC blog!
Are you interested in fires? What about explosions? The color red? A woman who likes fires, explosions and the color red? Especially a villain who enjoys the destruction via explosions?
Then Queen Red is for you. A childish villain with a Queen Complex personality that would laugh at your face because you are not worthy of her presence and will burn you alive if you make her mad. She won’t accept any job without knowing how much money is at stake and will get bored easily if she isn’t burning something.
Like/Reblog if you are interested in RPing with this emotional mess of Villain that is ready to burn and explode things like the villain she is.
(The blog is still in WIP but ready to be launched into space)
✰ — — — BUZZFEED UNSOLVED SENTENCE STARTERS
‘ strap in ‘cause this one is rough. ’ ‘ it’s– it’s yucky. ’ ‘ i’m aware of some details of this and it’s– it’s yucky. ’ ‘ i’m not a gambling man, but i don’t really like those odds. ’ ‘ we could conceivably run into this guy taking a dump in the woods or something. ’ ‘ are you fucking out of your mind? ’ ‘ i’m starting to think you want to die. ’ ‘ you turned a corner on that one pretty quick. ’ ‘ oh my god, it’s fucking horrifying. ’ ‘ there’s an elk, though. there’s a deer over there. ’ ‘ here’s the remains and rubble of one of the greatest unsolved mysteries of all time and you’re looking at the fucking deer in the forrest. ’ ‘ maybe they were in there telling ghost stories. ’ ‘ that’s not what pillow talk is, i don’t think. ’ ‘ pillow talk could either mean something you do after sex or it could mean what’s like sleepover talk. ’ ‘ do you tell ghost stories after sex? ’ ‘ all very effective for– for murder. ’ ‘ they stabbed him so hard that the knife bent. ’ ‘ you would think that there’d be at least one witness. ’ ‘ you see someone running through the forrest covered in blood, you’re probably not gonna bat an eye. ’ ‘ that’s not how the forrest works. ’ ‘ excuse me, sir. why are you covered in blood? ’ ‘ i’m glad to know that you would be the worst crime scene witness of all time. ’ ‘ oh, you were phrasing it in a dramatic way. ’ ‘ what is it about killers– that they want to be caught so badly… or like they want to get as close to being caught without being caught? ’ ‘ i can’t put my mind into the mind of a criminal. ’ ‘ i can put my mind into the mind of a criminal. ’ ‘ some of them must be friends, others would like to plunge knives into each other. ’ ‘ i can imagine one friend of yours murdering you. ’ ‘ i’m pretty sure there was a coverup by the police department. ’ ‘ 70′s and 80′s police were always just like, ‘oh, you murdered someone? you got forty bucks?’ ’ ‘ great! what else do you want?! i murdered people for you! and now… what? ’ ‘ oh, so i’m the psycho cause i murdered for you!? ’ ‘ what, the police were just writing fan fiction? ’ ‘ this is just baffling to me. ’ ‘ i guess that’s their job, but can you imagine how much goddamn paperwork is involved in that? so much! ’ ‘ i’m pretty sure we’re being watched, so i kind of wanna leave, to be honest. ’ ‘ i’ve had enough of this place and i haven’t even been here that long. i hate this place. ’ ‘ this boogeyman is very thorough. ’ ‘ i guess we’re lucky he got lazy. ’ ‘ the greatest safety precautions of our time are written in blood. ’ ‘ i think they’re tired of this ongoing saga that never ends. ’ ‘ you know, i actually disagree with that last sentiment. ’ ‘ this is like straight-up end of days shit going on. ’ ‘ this could’ve been the beginning of the zombie apocalypse, in my mind. ’ ‘ i’ve daydreamed about having an amazing bunker that has satellite tv. ’ ‘ ‘bad advil’ sounds like a shitty indie band. ’ ‘ the wild west was the 80′s. ’ ‘ in the 80′s you could walk in a store, pocket a soda, punch a guy in the face, and then be like ‘see ya later. fuck you!’ cops wouldn’t get to your door for weeks. ’ ‘ he had books that were just titled ‘how to crime’? if he had a book called ‘how to crime’ then there’s your guy. ’ ‘ oh, yeah… nah, i’m good. eh, bit of a reach. ’ ‘ some old lady in florida bought the unabomber’s typewriter? ’ ‘ maybe this guy was really in the dog house and was just desperate for any kind of turn of affection from her so he thought, ‘i know that i’ll do! i’ll write the fbi!’ ’ ‘ no, i didn’t– what, is there anything to suggest that i would chase my mom with an axe? ’ ‘ i think you wear a mask sometimes. ’ ‘ maybe you should keep digging and see what happens. ’ ‘ these are two messed up weirdos who have found each other and it’s almost a shockingly beautiful love story. ’ ‘ i don’t get it. i just wanna talk about my work and everyone just keeps seeming to bring up all my past of all the shitty stuff i’ve done. ’ ‘ ugh, this guy’s gross. ’ ‘ it must’ve been fun to be a criminal in the 80′s. ’ ‘ everything before the 80′s – just lawless. ’ ‘ get your sunglasses ready because this one is packed full of bright stars. ’ ‘ i’m good to go. i’m always ready, baby! ’ ‘ it came true so she was actually warranted in all these fears. ’ ‘ this would be like if you were eaten by a shark. ’ ‘ i thought for a second we were talking about things that are actually scary. ’ ‘ i’m gonna let this slide because i know you’re just trying to get a rise out of me. ’ ‘ does that man have a magical penis or something? ’ ‘ you think the only reason someone would go back to someone is because they have a magical penis? ’ ‘ i feel like divorce is probably a lot of work. ’ ‘ do you not know how love works? ’ ‘ maybe i don’t know how love works. ’ ‘ i have a hard time imagining someone going gaga over christopher walken. ’ ‘ i bet when you get in a room with christopher walken, he commands the space. ’ ‘ i brought some cocktail weenies. ’ ‘ one of my greatest fears is that someone will trick me into doing heroin. ’ ‘ that’s the dumbest fear i’ve ever heard in my life. ’ ‘ how many situations can you be in that would put you up to that potential danger? ’ ‘ how many parties are you going to where heroin’s involved? it seems like a lot. ’ ‘ it’s the fear that someone would come up to me on the street and put heroin in me and then i’m hooked forever. ’ ‘ here’s what must’ve happened… these forty things, in succession. ’ ‘ what are you trying to do, fuck my wife? ’ ‘ why would he make this up? ’ ‘ he– he was just trying to fuck someones wife. ’ ‘ i can’t imagine murdering someone even when drunk. ’ ‘ when you drink you can imagine murdering someone?! ’ ‘ i ate a pumpkin once when i was drunk… i just took a bite out of a pumpkin. ’ ‘ that’s a rational fear! ’ ‘ that is not a rational fear! ’ ‘ these are the musings of a paranoid man. ’
Find out if your muse is naughty or nice
Tagged by: Myself!
“Kumo do you kiss your Mom with that mouth?! Santa puts kids on the Naughty List for cursing, and frankly you've got a mouth like a Sailor! Naughty List for you.”
“Well then, the lardass can go eat dick instead of cookies this year.
The only fat man I need to give me presents is my daddy, anyway.”
Tagging: Lol no. You can steal it! Take it as a gift, on me!
Rachnera being perfect.