Did I get abducted by aliens?

Phillis Lester. Plant dad. Future Corgi owner. Hangouts - amazingphillis

[not-soamazingphil]

Here I am. Standing on a rock.

[thisisalovestry]

just looked up my symptoms on webmd turns out i just need someone to kiss give me one good honest kiss and i’ll be alright

[ripe]

fittonia albivenis (nerve plant) will ‘faint’ when they need something – to be watered, to be removed from the sun, when they are too cold – however, they almost always recover quickly once their needs are met.

crazyplantguy on ig

[china-money]

dramatic bitch i want one

[leahberman]

after the rain

[not-soamazingphil]

Looking for:

A) someone to cuddle

Or

B) new friends

[ragstone]

Someone: are you ok? Me: *does the feel good inc laugh*

[leahberman]

rose party

instagram

[not-soamazingphil]

If I ever stop talking to you, just know that it's not that i dont want to, it's just that my brain has a hard time letting me be social

[makingmary-blog]

Me : *takes a nap*

Life : wakey wakey big mistakey

[moonchair]

I’m a bit- I’m a bit scared.

[1eeminho]

u ever feel...... emotions....

[not-soamazingphil]

Hey friends, looking for some things to do with my Phil here, he doesn’t have much going on, so anything would be appreciated! 

[not-soamazingphil]

I’m glad that you are all enjoying the kid who screamed silly man in my face.

[not-soamazingphil]

@hoteboy Is microwaving gum safe?

[not-soamazingphil]

I bought some gum at the store and then accidentally put it in the freezer with some of my other groceries and now it’s frozen and I can’t chew it.

[danandphilnews]

[mausspacearchive]

fuck summer i want it to be dark and misty and frigid and october