not a bear

🌲🪵🪨 im not a bear i share my thoughts sometimes

[notabearjustaperson]

never beating the bear with a phone allegations

[notabearjustaperson]

new abbreviation just dropped. wwabd - “what would a bear do?” think simpler. walk around and eat food with your hands. every single day doesn’t have to have a great big meaning

[teathattast]

[notabearjustaperson]

no seriously the problem is that damn phone. reject mass amounts of media consumption. return to your real purpose

[notabearjustaperson]

the most familiar forest won’t always offer the sweetest honey. allow yourself to find greener meadows brother

[notabearjustaperson]

underrated experience: scratching ur back on a tree (in a human way)

[alexmurison]

King of the Forest

[notabearjustaperson]

classic stag propaganda. nice try pal.

[notabearjustaperson]

bear blogging into the bear void… almost too much to bear

[vvnnie]

Quiet mornings // Instagram

[notabearjustaperson]

no, you dont need to bring bear spray on your hiking trip.. i swear its safe you guys

[notabearjustaperson]

im not a bear but id be pretty mad too if someone just broke into my house and ate my porridge

[hannahkemp-deactivated20240409]

Through the forest.

[notabearjustaperson]

would totally live here. in a human way, though..

[vvnnie]

What a morning // Instagram / Website

[notabearjustaperson]

could a bear (theoretically) sneak in a movie theatre undetected and (theoretically) watch the deadpool movie??? asking for a friend, not me.

[notabearjustaperson]

I'm suspicious that you are a bear

oh yea??? well could a bear type this:

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

[colorsoutofearth]

Male sockeye salmon (Oncorhynchus nerka) in Adams River, British Columbia

Photos by Alex Mustard

[notabearjustaperson]

omg…. yum…

[notabearjustaperson]

the haters despise when i blog theyre jealous of the sheer magnitude of my swagger