Alpha Among Omegas

Yo, 'sup? Don' listen ta those asswipes claimin' that I'm an Omega; I'm an Alpha, damn it. Status: 4 months pregnant Relationship Status: Dating Francis M!A Status: N/A; open [[ Independent Omega!2P!Alfred Omegaverse blog. I'm open to role-playing with anyone and everyone! Things will get NSFW, and nothing belongs to me unless stated otherwise. I track my URL, "notadamnomega." ]]

[notadamnomega]

plot twist i end up remaking this blog

except with al as a lady :0

[notadamnomega]

mapleyomega replied to your post “//peeks in here what if i remade this blog„,”

*CLINGS*

ask-omega-austria replied to your post “//peeks in here what if i remade this blog„,”

((hi!!!!))

hi friends

//tiny wave

[notadamnomega]

//peeks in here

what if i remade this blog,,,

[theomegaboyandalphameany-deacti]

*and he’s out like a light for a good few hours*

*when he wakes up he has a splitting headache, and immediately goes to Al cause its his fault ok not really*

[notadamnomega]

[damn it]

Allie—

[theomegaboyandalphameany-deacti]

*pouty mcpouters face*

lays on couch with him*

*pout*

[notadamnomega]

[pets him]

[theomegaboyandalphameany-deacti]

*and he’s out like a light for a good few hours*

*when he wakes up he has a splitting headache, and immediately goes to Al cause its his fault ok not really*

[notadamnomega]

[damn it]

Allie--

[theomegaboyandalphameany-deacti]

*grabs by shoulders*

ALFRED FREDERICK JONES YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO USE PROTECTION

ARE YOU READY FOR THIS? I DONT THINK YOU ARE ALFRED THIS IS A BIG RESPONSIBILITY THIS IS ANOTHER HUMAN LIFE YOU HAVE TO RAISE AND MAKE SURE GROWS UP TO BE A GOOD PERSON IN THIS FUCKED UP WORLD YOU ARE NOT READY FOR IT ARE YOU???

[notadamnomega]

[SCREAMS]

[PLEASE DO NOT KILL……]

MY BOYFRIEND AND I PLAN TA MAKE THIS WORK—

ALLIE CALM DOWN OH MY GOD.

[theomegaboyandalphameany-deacti]

*HE WONT KILL JUST NEEDS SOME SUPPORT HE MIGHT FAINT*

I CANT CALM DOWN OH MY GOD MY BEST FRIEND IS HAVING A BABY, A REAL BABY AND OH MY GOD ALL THE SHIT THAT COULD HAPPEN AL I CANT THERE ARE SO MANY HAPPY THINGS AND SAD THINGS AND ITS ALL TOO MUCH AND AND NANDNANDNAD- *There’s the dead faint*

[notadamnomega]

[CATCHES--]

...

[Carries him back to his house and puts him in bed goodnight allie]

[notadamnomega]

coveredinomegas replied to your post “A mysterious pile of knitted blankets has appeared on your doorstep. As well as tiny little knitted sneakers. Tottaly knitted by someone who is not Ivan.”

Weird. But cute. Just... wash them, just in case.

Yeah--that's a good idea.

[theomegaboyandalphameany-deacti]

*grabs by shoulders*

ALFRED FREDERICK JONES YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO USE PROTECTION

ARE YOU READY FOR THIS? I DONT THINK YOU ARE ALFRED THIS IS A BIG RESPONSIBILITY THIS IS ANOTHER HUMAN LIFE YOU HAVE TO RAISE AND MAKE SURE GROWS UP TO BE A GOOD PERSON IN THIS FUCKED UP WORLD YOU ARE NOT READY FOR IT ARE YOU???

[notadamnomega]

[SCREAMS]

[PLEASE DO NOT KILL......]

MY BOYFRIEND AND I PLAN TA MAKE THIS WORK--

ALLIE CALM DOWN OH MY GOD.

[notadamnomega]

A mysterious pile of knitted blankets has appeared on your doorstep. As well as tiny little knitted sneakers. Tottaly knitted by someone who is not Ivan.

[CONFUSED GESTURE]

What--Francis, somebody left us strange presents.

[Picks up the box and carries it inside]

[notadamnomega]

theomegaboyandalphameany replied to your post “Who’s the father of your child do you know for sure? You and Flavio did fuck unprotected.”

Woah. Woah. Father of your Child. What child. AL WHAT DID YOU DO

[sweats nervously]

Uh—

I’m pregnant—

[theomegaboyandalphameany-deacti]

ALFRED WHO TOLD YOU TO GET PREGNANT 

*MAMA MODE*

WHOS THE FATHER DO I NEED TO WHOOP SOMEONES ASS WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT THIS AL AL AL AL

*whoops there goes the emotional beaker*

*THE EMOTIONS HAVE BROKEN HIM*

[notadamnomega]

UH--IT HAPPENS?

[PAPS A LOT]

NOBODY NEEDS TO DIE--ALLIE, CALM DOWN OH MY GOD.

[notadamnomega]

coveredinomegas replied to your post “sssssssssssssssssssssssssslut!!”

IS HUMAN MURDER ILLEGAL

YES.

IT'S CALLED HOMICIDE.

[mountiealpha]

What do you mean? I think you'd look great in one of Ivan's kitten sweaters.

haaaaa no

But as you can see Al looks great in them.

[notadamnomega]

You’re a dick.

[mountiealpha]

-pinches his cheek-  Oh la la, mon petit frère est si mignon, non?

[notadamnomega]

Oui oui hon hon baguette eiffel tower

You're a penis.

[notadamnomega]

bbybirthinhips replied to your post:bbybirthinhips replied to your post:...

I SENT THAT FROM THE WRONG ACCOUNT DAMNIT. DAMNIT MY PARALLELISM IS GONE

quick i'll delete it go try again

[notadamnomega]

coveredinomegas replied to your post: anonymous asked:No one's surprise...

Is anon murder illegal

I doubt it. They're not really human--are they?

[notadamnomega]

sssssssssssssssssssssssssslut!!

[DROP KICKS]

[notadamnomega]

M!A: The baby is part tentacle monster with bike smashing powers.

Cool, I guess, but no.

[notadamnomega]

theomegaboyandalphameany replied to your post “Who's the father of your child do you know for sure? You and Flavio did fuck unprotected.”

Woah. Woah. Father of your Child. What child. AL WHAT DID YOU DO

[sweats nervously]

Uh--

I'm pregnant--