Not Angry, Just Disappointed

male, 38, something between The Far Side and Girls Gone Wild

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Every so often I ask myself "is the gaping void where your soul used to sit grown so vast that you're willing to resume being toxic online in an ultimately futile attempt to fill it?"

This week? No.

Next week? Who knows!

[hotandfunnywomen]

Sophie Mudd

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A reminder that with a sufficiently absurd tit-to-waist ratio you can wear any ridiculous bullshit and still have people goon feral over you.

I mean she's got two belts on and neither of them are correctly applied. This isn't erotic this is the universe dick-smacking us with the absurdity of our libidos.

[goth-alt-and-e-girls]

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ME: oh god damnit no ... please don't find this hot ... please don't find this hot ... please don't find this hot ... ple-

MY DICK: sorry kid, you knew what you signed up for.

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"Start a porn blog" they said.

"You'll meet sexy girls" they said.

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i told a guy i kinda wanted to call him dad and he straight up ignored me and told me he was going to bed lol

sounds to me like you dodged a bullet there

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i'm feeling nostalgic for when i was a young woman. what have you been up to? i used to have such a crush on you

I've been playing a lot of minecraft.

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this is a deeply specific ask, but like I need to rant about this somewhere and I feel like you'd get it. Anyway it's so fucking annoying and frustrating how many empty headed Republican grifters (see: Samantha Fulnecky) are out here appropriating bimbo culture and taking all the fun out of being a dumb slut. It's like they're being soooo publicly dumb in a way that should be sexy but they just make it cringe and boring instead. Dumb slut stolen valor smh. Make bimboism fun again!!!!

There's not many places you can go to meet at the intersection of progressive politics and dumb bitch appreciation, but damn didn't you just stumble into one.

Here's one of the core truths of dumb bitch appreciation that everyone instinctively understands but is rarely ever talked about - a foundational (and I might go so far as to say the primary) appeal of a dumb girl is that they are entirely without guile. What you see is exactly what you get. There's no hidden agenda, no other shoe that's waiting to fall, no complexity that they're waiting to spring on you. In a world where you can trust so little to not sting you as soon as you let your guard down, the bimbo is your oasis of safety and happiness because they are - quite simply - too dumb to be a threat. And we love them for it.

So, if you take an ostensibly dumb girl and have her act as a vector for a political agenda then what you've created isn't a bimbo, it's a honeypot. It's sexuality weaponized. It's fundamentally antithetical to the very concept of a bimbo and anyone who appreciates the art form should roundly reject it.

We're living in dark time indeed where even this space has become a political arena, but nonetheless here we are. Keep your heads up and your voices strong, friends. There shall soon be a day where we can appreciate low-IQ ladies without the threat of fascism lurking around the corner but today isn't that day and tomorrow doesn't look good either.

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I would be so happy if a man said I had some gigantosaurus titties (and he likes them)

Never in the entire history of the world has anyone uttered or will anyone ever utter the phrase "you have some gigantosaurus titties" and not meant it as a compliment.

[notangry-justdisappointed]

sicko (<3)

God, you sound like my therapist.

[ashlyyybaby]

if you think a compliment you should always try to say it. you never know how much it could mean to someone 🥺

[notangry-justdisappointed]

Unless that compliment is "damn slut, you got some gigantosaurus titties!" cause I can tell you right now that five out of eight times what it means to someone is that they're about to throw their starbucks drink at your head.

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I remember when you used to post everyday 💔

[carlottaragazzaloveeur]

🌸🩷

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A girl's place is in the kitchen.

Because that's where the lighting is the best.

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i fucking miss u bro

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This bitch ass history professor keeps openly flirting with another girl in my class should i kill her (my tits are bigger than hers)

She's clearly the alpha female in this class. Your only option is to submit to her authority and pray that they let you be the third in their relationship.

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i kinda have a crush on this history professor who's been accused of sexual harassment in the past... how do i get him to sexually harass me

Open up to him about your crippling daddy issues.

[sweetcvmpeach-deactivated202506]

need all my holes stuffed by my bf and his family.

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"Okay so here's a strap on and ... look, mom, she said all her holes, okay? Dad and I are doing our jobs, so now it's up to you, grandma, or Sparky to plug her ass. Grandma already said she'd do it but you know how her heart is and Sparky ... yeah that's what I thought. Hey you're the one that complained about me never bringing girls home, remember? Count your blessings."

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Teachers pet update that you definitely don't need to post but might make you chuckle- he Knows Billy Joel . I have decided to not gamble my potential of an internship that could let me meet Billy Joel. I'm as horny as the next 20 something but I'd give up cock just to hear All For Leyna live, so, oops, sorry, I guess I'll just fuck Strangers instead lol

If you're a Billy Joel fan then you need to read The Time a Stiff Caught Fire