Eat soup w/ me

only serious inquiries

[notarealgirlboss]

maybe i just need chicken soup

[notarealgirlboss]

abt chappel roan

all my new friends love her

music

should i reconsider my judgement

[notarealgirlboss]

i dont want to go back

[hoewrld33]

I got a whole paragraph of text from my ex and I don't care!!!!! leave me alone I'm having a fun little day and I don't wanna think Abt u

[hoewrld33]

he paid me back the money he owed me so now I'm 371 dollars richer I'm treating myself to Taco Bell

[notarealgirlboss]

wait wasn't that like 3yrs ago

he only now paid you????

[notarealgirlboss]

does everyone hate me

what did i do

[notarealgirlboss]

old men fucking love me but i don't even have the trauma for that

[notarealgirlboss]

not me accidentally sexting to avoid old men

[notarealgirlboss]

my sex drive is wack and i blame my

stupidly bizarre life

[p1geonr4ve]

Just subscribed to converse restock notifications because I need the knee high converse THAT BAD

[notarealgirlboss]

wanna buy mine?

[watermelonsliceoflegs-deactivat]

Is the word demure trending or something

[notarealgirlboss]

the airport is perverted

[notarealgirlboss]

[notarealgirlboss]

this probably the worst day ever

at least i didn't give the scary landlord 7k

[notarealgirlboss]

brat summer is financial issues, overwork, health problems, alcoholism, moving houses, dealing with health insurance and govt paperwork, calling your family and not having friends

[notarealgirlboss]

life is getting silly

[notarealgirlboss]

i'mso scared of birth control

but i cannot be getting pregnant during this girlboss era

but omg i'm so difficult and aggh

[notarealgirlboss]

i'm just a piece of shit —monologue no. 5