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Just saw an ad for ‘serious rp’ and I am intrigued. ‘I play Matthew and he has an unplanned audit for the accounting department.’ ‘New RP event: office merger!’

#hell on earth genuinely #says the guy who once RPed an entire hiring process

gelbdennis

Go my liconilla

(Do not repost. Feel free to use as pfp or for rp)

#go our liconilla

stay-the-knight

whoreiaki-kakyoin

Clocking in for my daily tumblr shift to post about that fictional man

#many such cases

holdoncallfailed

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

lesbianshepard

honey is the only food product that never spoils. there are pots of honey that are over five thousand years old and still completely edible

lesbianshepard

i also want to point out we know it tastes the same even after thousands of years b/c archaeologists who discovered two thousand year old honey tasted it. presumably right after they looked at each other and went “what the hell here goes nothing”

celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725

key--lime--pie

I’m pretty sure they also identify human remains by taste. Archaeologists are straight up freaks.

notaflippinmermaid

No, no no… you identify bone from rock or other substances by touching it to your tongue. If it sticks, it’s bone. The taste itself has nothing to do with it. And most archaeologists won’t lick human bones if they know they’re human.

…and I realize that doesn’t actually do much to prove archaeologists aren’t freaks.

midnightmindcave

mai nam is jane and wen i dig i fynde some roks both smol and big i put my tung upon the stone for science yes i lik the bone

dinosauriaawesome

I’m sitting with a bunch of archaeologists and we just laughed so hard we CRIED we’re getting tshirts with this on them

thesaltofcarthage

I will never ever get tired of seeing bredlik poems. It is really one of the seminal art forms of the century. I am not being sarcastic.

wholesome-dragon-lady

If I ever don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead and archaeologists are licking my bones.

bevsi

finnglas

There’s an episode of Sesame Street (on Netflix! you can watch it easily!) where Elmo attends a toy-swap, where you offer up old toys you don’t play with anymore and receive someone else’s toys that are new to you. Cute!

But Elmo, after cheerfully surrendering his old toys, sees that the children who swapped toys with him are playing with his toys “wrong”! They’re imagining entirely different make believe scenarios! They’re pretending the football is a dinosaur egg instead of a rocket ship! Aaahhhhh!!!! And this is so distressing to poor Elmo that he does the unthinkable: He does swapsies-backsies and takes all his toys back!

This being Sesame Street, he learns that you can’t control how other people play pretend, but you can join in if you want to! And if you don’t want to, that’s ok, you can just play pretend your own way by yourself or with someone else who wants to play that way too. You can still be friends with people who play pretend differently than you (and aren’t being mean/harmful/etc, do not bad-faith-read this 🤨).

Anyway this is a post about fandom.

evil-scientist

i have invented this bunny-defeating wire to defeat bunnies

bunniesinformermagazine

whgy do youy fackinngng hateme

#whats your fuckin g problem man....

gelbdennis

My fusion of Clotted Cream and Whipped Cream, Burnt Whipping Cream Cookie! A masochist cultist who believes the Light of the Divine is meant to burn and pain connects you to them (especially burning/baking related pains, heat and ect). Love a man that is a nutcase.

((do not repost this or use it as a pfp/for rp. Ocs are very personal to me. You can draw him (and feel free to tag me when you do) and ofc you can use your own art of him as pfp))