P-body

And my name isn't 'orange'. It's P-body.

[notaturret]

OOC;

machiavxllian: GET YOUR BUTT BACK OVER HERE YOU NERD.

>:[

[profoundly-naive]

» +1 | DESIGNATION:- notaturret

     "You are a long way from the proper Testing Area. These spheres are vitrified or otherwise substandard; I am afraid you will not find them to your liking."

[notaturret]

"I’m sorry miss?" P-body twisted around, her proud she’d restrained the burble of confusion. “I’m - oh. Yes. I am. I am allowed here, though?” She’d meant to say it emphatically, but it was phrased as a question on instinct. "I’m Aperture-make," she added unhelpfully.

[profoundly-naive]

     ”Yes—I know what you are, Aperture-Make.” Apparently the added comment had filed twice in her internal server. How embarrassing. Her head clicked a notch to the left, and she took a single step toward the other. "You are trespassing. This portion of the facility has long since been closed off to Test Subjects." Confusion laced into her wavering tone. "Why are you down here?" Her eyes flickered down, then up, scanning the girl’s frame. ”How did you get down here?”

[notaturret]

"I'm not a Test Subject," she protested angrily. "I'm a testing bot." The difference was important to her. "I - was looking for my friend - partner. Partner. He's -- blue? He calls himself Atlas. But he's Blue and I'm Orange. Have you seen him?"

She held a hand about level with her nose. "He's about this tall? Has lines in his cheeks because his platform was built inefficently." She gestured where Atlas's seams traced his cheekbones, then realized how stupid she looked. "Just - is he here?"

[notaturret]

open rp;;

"No." P-body’s voice was short. “No way. I want to test, but with GLaDOS? Are you glitching? She’ll disassemble me!”

[prodiitio]

"Tough luck, testin’ bot! I’ve already killed Lady, and this potato battery is bloody annoyin’. Honestly. Keeps blabberin’ on and on ‘bout how ‘the facility’s gonna blow’ and all that rubbish. Which, it’s not, I’ve fixed it. So I’ll just drop Her off in a testin’ chamber for ya’. Then we can get to testin’, aye?” 

[notaturret]

P-body looked up at the chassis, her eyes wide. "L-look, sir, I just - not with her! I like to test! I'm made to test!" She spread her hands in front of her, a stiff imitation of a human gesture.

"I - please." How had this - this incompetent become overseer? P-body quickly deleted the thought. He was overseer, plain and simple. "J-just. Where is my partner? Where is Atlas? I can't test with a potato battery!"

[notaturret]

jumpsuitedmonster started following you

"I made a terrible mistake." Her voice isn't inflected too much, but there's 'blood' pouring down her face. The android looks confused more than hurt. "Do you know how to patch superficial bleeding?"

[notaturret]

open rp;;

"No." P-body's voice was short. "No way. I want to test, but with GLaDOS? Are you glitching? She'll disassemble me!"

[notaturret]

OOC;

Time to revive this blog! Like this for a starter, please!

[profoundly-naive]

» +1 | DESIGNATION:- notaturret

     "You are a long way from the proper Testing Area. These spheres are vitrified or otherwise substandard; I am afraid you will not find them to your liking."

[notaturret]

"I'm sorry miss?" P-body twisted around, her proud she'd restrained the burble of confusion. "I'm - oh. Yes. I am. I am allowed here, though?" She'd meant to say it emphatically, but it was phrased as a question on instinct. "I'm Aperture-make," she added unhelpfully.

[straighttohelvetica]

Good job, robots.

[nightmaren]

I always loved that cute little look she has after doing that XD

[kitanoshydrostechnos-blog-deact]

P-Body takes a selfie <3

[vvardenfell]

AAAAAH SHE LOOKS SO KAWAII~❤ GOOD JOB BUDDY ヽ(‘ ∇‘ )ノ

[kitanoshydrostechnos-blog-deact]

*O* thank u

[nightmaren]

OMG! Selfie P-Body is the cutest thing ever!

[santany-elemon]

Saoirse Ronan to Wonderland Magazine 2014 October issue

[wishesformakebelieving]

[stevebuckybromance]

But guys, think about super close platonic relationships

[allroundlostcause]

stevebuckybromance:

Platonic reassuring shoulder/arm/hand grabbing

Platonic tight, meaningful hugs

Platonic late-night deep conversations that end in at least one person holding back tears or sobbing

Platonic sleeping in the same bed

Platonic forehead touches

Platonic staring into each other’s eyes like the other person is the world

Platonic CUDDLES

SUPER CLOSE PLATONIC RELATIONSHIPS

[angiethewind]

[notaturret]

OOC;

I'm in the midst of college apps right now, but if any of you want to interact and I haven't gotten a starter up yet, please feel free to post one (if you like!). I love interaction, and I'd love to get P-body some new friends.

[keroa]

LOOK HOW CUTE THIS PICTURE IS THAT VALVE JUST POSTED OF THE BABIES TRYIGN TO DRESS LIKE PEOPE<,

[stilliammemyself-deactivated201]

GLaDOS what are you doing?????

[cadmiumwanders-inactive]

atlas’s face omg

[notaturret]

cxeruleus started following you

[notaturret]

"Atlas…?" P-body doesn’t know why her friend would be in this old office, but she’d exited her sleep cycle and he was nowhere to be found. Panic had immediately set in - they’d never been too far from each other as robots, and ever since they’d escaped, staying together had been a matter of safety. Her voice is still quiet, but more intense when she hisses, "Atlas!"

[cxeruleus-deactivated20160306]

He wasn’t sure what had compelled him to go exploring on his own- having P-body by his side was practically second nature. If not first nature. But it wasn’t as if he had no intention of returning- although he’d definitely gotten carried away rummaging through various offices.

Hearing his name hissed in a somewhat irritated tone made him jump- a startled series of warbles escaping him as he turned around and peeked around the corner. Relief washed over him when he realized it was his partner. "P-body, I’m in here!"

[notaturret]

P-body made a chittering noise and ran to her partner, standing closer than a human might. Personal space was meaningless to the android.

"I was worried," she said unnecessarily. "I though you were testing without me." The words were innocent, but thy both new that the capture of one without the other would be catstrophic. Without the set, GLaDOS might just toss one into Android Hell, which was absolutely a real place.

[notaturret]

machiavxllian started following you

[notaturret]

  "You’re tall." The words are blunt, but she’s not used to speaking to anyone but Atlas - and not outside of binary chatter at that. And she’s not short - especially not for a female, and she’s taller than Atlas - but still. "Very tall."

[machiavxllian-old-deactivated20]

"So I’ve been told." He didn’t take any offense to the statement, as he got the feeling that she didn’t mean it as an insult, just a fact. That and he’d been terrified of his own height upon his reactivation- he was well aware of how tall he was. "You’re not short either." Although, the shortest people he knew in Aperture were either Space Core or Curiosity Core. "Don’t believe we’ve met before…which is kind of surprising, actually…thought I knew everyone here."

[notaturret]

"I was built to be taller. Even before I had this body, I was taller than Atlas. He calls me tall; I don't know what he'd call you." She smiled, the motion a little uncanny in it's stiffness. She was still learning how this body worked. Running, jumping, testing as all second nature, but the fine skills - smiling, laughing, - those were coming slower.

"I was in a testing bot platform until recently." She cocked her head to the side. "I don't think I've met you. I'm P-body."