Bucky and Steve having box set evenings, just streaming entire seasons of GOT, marathoning the entirety of Star Wars (4,5,1,2,3,6, because Bucky had looked it up on the internet), getting pissed that Firefly was cancelled when they went looking for the rest of the season.
Bucky ordering 20 pizzas online because the novelty of being able to do so was just too much, ‘holy shit, I’d never have left the house if we could have done this in the 30’s’.
Ugly tears into tubs of ‘Ben and Jerry’s’ over everything ‘programming just wasn’t this emotional back in the day, what are they doing to my feelings?’
‘Holy shit, can they show this on television?’
Bucky sets up an xbox live account,’WhothefuckisBucky’, and trolls 12 year olds on Battlefield by making improbable head shots.
‘Steve, Steve, you’ve got to come over here.’ *crying* ‘Have you heard this guy, holy shit, he must be like 12, holy shit son, we were in the army and I’ve never heard someone swear like this!’ *doubles over laughing*
Bucky snapchatting Steve from the top of the White House.
‘Holy shit, Bucky where are you?’ ‘Well, I went for a walk and decided I needed some exercise’ ‘So you climbed the White House?’ ‘Idk man, i felt I did them a favour, the security is just awful’ ‘Bucky, what the fuck?’ ‘Sorry, Steve, gtg, secret service finally found a way onto the roof, see you later, I’ll buy milk on the way home’
