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Loading In On YouTube with subtitles: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Niv50csV6eY

This is why I don't use grapple while on Strand. Also on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYPfCc2ayJA

Glad he's on our side.

My liability waiver is just a napkin with a ketchup stain... I don't know if I should feel angry or disappointed?

Pack it in. They won.

The shirts arrive crusty. You don't want to know...

And not the fun kind.

How did they even get this footage?

ZeldaReference.mp4

New strike where we save christmas?

But he's got the Halo CE magnum so he'll be fine.

So this is how Bungie gets more Destiny lore.

This was from thanksgiving about a year ago, for context.

Don't forget to turn on 2-factor authentication. But, you know, 2-factor that can't be cracked with raid mechanics.

You know it's old when its RAM can be measured in megabytes.

Oh... One of the newer jokes I posted is just this joke with more detail. I forgot I already made this one... Look forward to that in the future!

I mean... same? I don't think I had a quest here?

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