None Of This Is Right Oh God--

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Maki, walks into room: Sorry I was late, I was...doing things.

Nico, enters the room, noticeably disheveled: SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS

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Dia: The next person to say “mood” or “same” or “me” after I make a threat will be thrown out of the window onto the solid concrete.

Mari: Mood.

Chika: Same.

Yoshiko: Me.

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Dia: Hey Kanan!

Kanan: *sigh* Mari used to call me Kanan.

Dia: That’s because it’s your fucking name.

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Rin: Maki, if you have a crush on someone you can tell me!

Maki: You’re not gonna like it. It’s the worst person you can think of.

Rin: KAYOCHIN??

Maki: Okay, good news, it’s not the worst person you could think of.

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Chika: Oh my God. You’re rich!

Mari: No, my father is rich.

Chika: So? He’s gonna die someday!

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Chika, placing down a card: Ace of spades!

Mari, pulling out an Uno card: +4!

Yoshiko, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you!

Ruby, trembling: What are we playing…

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Yoshiko: I’m gonna prank her by calling her Riko.

Mari: I don’t understand, that’s her name?

Riko: *walks around the corner*

Yoshiko: Hey Riko

Riko:

Yoshiko: Riko?

Riko: Are you mad at me?

Yoshiko: Oh no, I’m sorry Lily. C’mere-

Mari: Oh, I see.

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Dia: I hate you.

Mari: *in her head* enemies to lovers, slow burn, angst with happy ending, 300k+ words

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There’s something so funny about the idea of both Dia & Ruby being in love with Hanamaru, to the point where they are fighting over her, just for Hanamaru to turn around and be like ‘ummm… I’m actually in love with Yoshiko… um. Zura.’

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Mari: Bro-

Kanan: No, no. Rewind.

Kanan: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me 'bro'???

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Hanamaru: The thing about youth culture is... I don’t understand it.

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Mari: Don't be part of the problem. Be the whole problem.

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*Baby crying in the next room*

Chika: How old is your sister?

Dia: Oh, that’s Ruby. She’s 15.

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Mari: You’re pretty cute when you’re nice.

Dia: And when I’m not nice?

Mari: You’re hot as fuck.

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Dia, teaching Mari how to drive: Okay, now you're driving and Chika and Kanan walk into the road. What do you hit, Mari?

Mari: Chika, obviously. Why would i want to hit Kanan?

Dia: The BRAKES, Mari. You hit the BRAKES.

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Dia: Words can't describe how cool you are.

Mari: ... Why, no need for flatte-

Dia: But numbers can, 2/10

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Yoshiko: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It's rude.