A Teaspoon of Emotion

[gewitter--nacht-deactivated2022]

[trapcard]

Saying 'this is such a white statement' is actually racist.

This is such a white statement 

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[soft-butch-cassidy]

so my grandmother just told me a joke…

“Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?”

“I dunno, ‘cause flowers are pretty cool?”

“In loving memory of all the faces that were buried there.”

i just like omg grandMA NO 

[soft-butch-cassidy]

i told my grandma that this post got almost 6k notes and she was very pleased to know that the internet likes her jokes

[zumbadorcito]

’Girls should only have hair on their heads; it’s not natural to have hair any where else!’

[yoncehaunted]

WHO IS RESPONSIBLE?!!?!?!?

[extrasad]

My boyfriend just told me that he wouldn't want to be with me if I got a nose piercing, he thinks they're ugly so he told me to choose between him and getting piercings, and that if I loved him I'd choose him, but if he loved me he wouldn't beat me down like this?

So when u get ur nose pierced make sure to clean it with non iodized sea salt and distilled water

[alrightevans-deactivated2015091]

your fave is problematic: andy dwyer

once forgot to brush his teeth for five weeks

didn’t actually sell his last car, just forgot where he parked it

doesn’t know who Al Gore is and at this point is too afraid to ask

doesn’t know what the other 98% is in 2% milk

when he was a baby his head was so big they did experiments on him

once threw beer at a swan and it attacked his niece rebecca

[azkcban-blog]

[boys-and-suicide-deactivated201]

kinda wanna get trashed kinda wanna get my life together

[canyonqueen]

Sometimes I wish I was a baguette instead of a teenage girl

[notfirenot-ice-blog]

what she says: i'm fine

what she means: the u.s. women's national soccer team is infinitely better than the u.s. men's national soccer team, and yet the women's team doesn't nearly get as much acknowledgement for not only winning 3 world cups to the men's 0, but winning 4 gold medals in the olympics to the men's 0. they are the nation's true champions and yet do not get the recognition they deserve for being the best soccer team

[100493503004422]

me: *says something sad* me: lowkey though!!! Lowkey like I’m fine actually

[wtftru-deactivated20130501]

neil armstrong first guy on the moon

Neil A.

what is that backwards?

WAKE UP AMERICA

[lucillesballs]

[theforce]

i was 14 and i was walking through a mall by myself at 12am after my shift at coldstone creamery lol and a bunch of men started whistling and meowing and getting really close to me and they kept asking me questions and i kept not answering until i didn’t know what else to do so i said “i’m only 14” and almost in unison they said “we don’t care” i was so fucking scared i didn’t know what to do and they kept talking about how i looked and how my body looked and what they would do i was on the verge of tears i was all alone in a huge mall i knew i couldn’t outrun them all i felt totally hopeless until a maintenance worker came up to all of us with a huge industrial broom in her hand, i thought she was going to yell at all of us for being in the mall after hours bc she probably thought we were all friends but instead she cursed all of them out in spanish, threatened to press a panic button on her belt and then proceeded to walk me to the basement garage and waited with me until my mom got there to pick me up she had a death grip on her cart the whole time and a face of steel she looked so strong and i just kept saying thank you and she kept saying not to thank her because she had to stop them.

that was the moment i realized women were the most important beings on this planet and we have to protect each other bc nobody else is going to, she didn’t even know me, we couldn’t even communicate that well because of the language barrier, she could have lost her job for waiting with me in the parking lot but she looked out for me when she didn’t have to, she had nothing to gain from it, i’m 21 now and i tell everyone this story even though it happened 7 years ago, what she did that night helped me form and shape lot of my beliefs early on. 

[actuallunalovegood]

i was at a grocery store really late one night and some old guy kind of eyed me as i walked out of the store next to this other lady. She and I made eye contact and i knew she was scared too. we loaded up our groceries into our cars as fast as possible and I had way more bags than her so she got done faster than me. I panicked because i was sure she was going to leave so i just hurried faster, shaking a little, and then i noticed she sat in her car, watching me and making sure nobody came near. She waited not until all my groceries were loaded, or until my cart was put away, or until I got into my car. No, she didn’t drive away until I drove away. 

And that was the moment that I realized how much women need other women. That we can’t win this war without each other and we have to be looking out for each other, every second. 

[ofgeography]

my last year in new york city, i got off the subway around 9 or 10p.m. i only lived about 5 blocks from the f train, but i hadn’t gotten more than two before a woman’s hand suddenly touched my arm. 

“that guy behind us is following you,” she said. “he was watching you leave the train car and followed you up.”

i hadn’t noticed him, or at least not noticed him following me. when we stopped outside a grocery store, he stopped half a block back and loitered. the woman linked her arm with mine and walked me several blocks out of her way to my front door and made sure i got inside safely.

another time, nocigar and i were walking home and at a stoplight a stranger grabbed my arm when i wouldn’t respond to him and tried to physically drag me over to him. she—who is, by the way, not a very physically imposing girl—ripped his hand off my arm and snarled, “don’t fucking touch her.”

protect your friends. protect strangers. there are good men in the world, but don’t wait for them to do something if you can do it yourself.

[edmundo-noches-buckley]

I was at a club once and my friend left with her boyfriend so I finished my drink and was heading out to the parking lot when three girls came up to me and basically surrounded me. 

“Those guys behind us were talking about following you. We can walk with you.” 

I have MMA training but have never in my life had been offered the protection and sanction of my own gender. This is so important. 

[stele3]

GIRL CODE. FUCKIN’ GIRL CODE. LEAVE NO GIRL BEHIND. EVER.

[michaelhanekemom]

night time would be so beautiful and fun if all men had a curfew

[northernsugar-deactivated201508]

Oh my god my mind runs wild thinking of all the things I’d do in the dark if there were no men out after 9.

[alicat2911]

I would wear a pretty dress and walk