Get That Squared Away

Welcome to Nightblogging Trash Dump™. There is occasional NSFW. You have been warned. (icon by Gabriel Picolo)

[vexheart]

This

[bi-accident]

The best part of waking up

[knitordeath]

"Richard Nixon" is now my new favorite swear that isnt a swear

[ourdragonsarebetter]

[greater-than-the-sword]

Calm your tits. Soothe your boobs. De-stress your breasts. Compose your bosoms. Pacify your mammaries.

[fallen-in-love-suggestion]

I love our little family: you, me, and our cat

[crushsuggestions]

every time you hold my hand i hope maybe, we’ll never part again

[fallen-in-love-suggestion]

Your side of the bed is too cold when you're not here

[mydarling-suggestions]

That kiss goodbye before you go to work feels like a thousand ‘I love you’s’

[ariella-has-lost-her-mind]

my ultimate sexual fantasy is to annoy a man so much that he falls in love with me

[despazito]

Nosy ass plant

[teethsmoothie]

[mydarling-suggestions]

as long as the stars continue to sparkle in the night sky; as long as the flowers bloom and the rain falls, i will love you

[daily-spooky]

[fallen-in-love-suggestion]

My heart belongs to you

[bakwaaas]

I could be your beautiful evil wife

[fallen-in-love-suggestion]

I'll love you no matter what. If you're down I'll pick you up, if you're sick I'll nurse you back, if you're sad I'll make you happy. I just ask you do the same for me

[m0thmancore]

suck, and i cannot stress this enough, my cock to the fucking base

[moveslikekeithrichards]

stealing packages off peoples porch has to be simultaneously one of the dumbest and most mean-spirited crimes out there. you dont even know what it is you stupid idiot. youre just taking for the sake of taking. genuinely fall down a flight of stairs

[saint-augustines-pears]

Saint Augustine talking about himself circa AD 397

[zaeedsflipflops]