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someone: “Cass is socially inept and needed Rapunzel’s help to bring her out of her shell”

me, slamming the wip file open like I’d kicked a consulate’s frozen-shut gate open with a steel toed bovver some winters ago: What a wonderful time to do something productive about HATING the popular takes in this fandom.

bestworstcase

lemon-embalmer

I’m sorry, I just– “Cassandra is socially inept”–

Cassandra who understands the power imbalance between the heiress to the throne and the personal attendant of such, and says straight out of gate that it’s a one-in-a-million chance to be friends through that? Cassandra who lays out how she feels and why in very simple, very clear terms for a season and a half, until she’s reminded of that imbalance and of how inferior her position is? Cassandra who says “I promised your dad” rather than “I swore an oath to His Majesty the King” when she tries to convince Rapunzel not to make her job (bodyguarding) unnecessarily difficult or outright impossible? Cassandra who tries to tell Rapunzel to respect the customs of someplace she’s visiting in passing, rather than shove her own down the locals’ throats? Cassandra who doesn’t bat an eyelash at the head-of-staff’s brusque and dismissive manner, which we HAVE seen driving another person to running away and likely in tears? Cassandra who pulled off a flawless “hello fellow straight women” in order to seduce a violent extremist and head him off before he could steal sensitive information from the castle?

That Cassandra?

#*tiredly waves hand at s1/2* yep #totally hopeless that one (sarcasm)#not a single social skill she can use it’s a damn tragedy #how could have she survived before raps came in and showed her the True Meaning of Friendship #tangled//

liferetainsitssparkle

im kind of obsessed w apocryphos actually. how does a guy who stood on a hill for eight years watching innocence swirl around in a big orb to see what comes out of it become a vegetarian. 'i should sell him to the circus' what does that guy need money for? the pope's very special outdoor cat confuses and entices me

#'the pope's very special outdoor cat' took me out #i was going to add a stupid tag like 'eating flesh of organisms instead of pure helix energy? Eww wtf is wrong with y'all on this planet'#but then my brain sidetracked with 'innocence kinda has leafy energy as well as feathery'#and with the theory that cornelia the white tree is innocence #so now i'm like. is that the equivalent of choosing to eat food most close to itself like for humans eating animals?#lmao could it be in fact the opposite of veganism for an innocence to eat plants?#dgm #the money is just a bonus the real deal from selling allen to the circus is getting his own personal rpf whump fic to consume (literally)#prev: side note the heart is positively FEASTING on the millenium earl lmao #< it must have never eaten better than in the last decade really

always-a-slut-4-ghouls

I WAS JOKING WHEN I POSTED ABOUT THE ALIEN THING! WTF?! I DIDN'T ACTUALLY MEAN IT!

At least, not much

#like.#dgm #one can't help but notice

liferetainsitssparkle

he who is in my soul

#poetic cinema etc. etc.#dgm

mr-nmw

«Alone at the edge of a universe humming a tune…»

#dgm

gaiamossiah-is-open-for-comms

Suddenly reminded of how I do be doing mental cartwheels if I think about the ages of some DGM characters ahahahaa i love what you do to my brain, D.Gray-man

Ngl if we count Kanda's past life, we can have another line in his age section...but i guess we do not have a complete timeline yet to point how old the former self was when he croaked...?

#i mean by the flashbacks adult age so at the very least 18 #let's not forget cross 'anti-aging magic cryrus campbell' marian #dgm

liferetainsitssparkle

anyway unrelated to anything else ive been doing tonight, there's something so special about the violent surge of emotion i feel when lenalee decides to put the boots back on after expressing her sincerest relief that they are gone juxtaposed with a bonus comic drawn by one of the other artists wherein the author is represented by one of her characters bare-ass in public

#'special' is one way to put it for sure #dgm

candy-crackpot

#jhjgfdg #dgm

bladeschewtoy

tiedoll: it's pride month, yuukun. you know what that means.

kanda: what??

kanda: do you want me to find like.

kanda: gay innocence.

kanda: what.

#dgm

liferetainsitssparkle

a plot so convoluted itll have you asking shit like 'is the millenium earl an innocence'

#certainly the signs are there so #personally my top most probable theory for the M.E. so far #dgm

liferetainsitssparkle

this is so cute... they said he needs something to take care of or he's going to lose it + disappear into the fucking wilderness

#prev:#and then he did it anyway. stay unpredictable #dgm #'take care' given the endless times tim just straight up eated it with not a single fuck given by kanda i don't think that plan worked lmao

kneworder

chaoji crashout over allen not wanting to kill people is lowkey hilarious when you remember he’s like 21 and allen is the age equivalent of a high school freshman. rip chaoji you would have loved steven universe discourse.

#lmfao #dgm #steven universe//#he would have

liferetainsitssparkle

also yes i am so, so, so fucking insanely late to this party but i did Just learn that allen said i will be your dog to a man who proceeded to die leaning gently on his shoulder Last Night and that knowledge has been driving me insane. nothing good has ever happened to this boy. i didn't realize mana thought he was the fucking dog

#you think 'how could this flashback get any worse. we must be almost done.' and then mana calls him allen #dgm

kneworder

my favorite allen walker shonen protagonist thing is whenever he gives happy smiler pep talks about hope or whatever there’s always one character who’s like 😬 Jesus Christ this kid is lying to himself like it’s his job and it will burn him out so bad one day. like for all he can fall into the fist clenching we will get through this with the power of friendship trope it’s always at least a little undercut by someone nearby thinking ohhhhh my god no we won’t and it’s actually kind of scary that I can’t tell if he really believes that we will or not. there’s something wrong with this kid. and then you get allen POV late series where things get so bad he genuinely does burn out and is like damn there actually might not be hope for me. maybe lying to myself all the time wasn’t actually manifesting maybe it was just lying. haha. and then he tries to run away and die like a sick dog.

#*what anywhere else would be standard shonen talk* any character in the remote proximity: *chuckles nervoulsy* what the fuck #prev:#like even if he is polite and kind allen walker is first and foremost a LIARRRRRR #he WILL smile he WILL reflect whatever the person he's talking to wants from him. and he won't even realize he's doing it half the time #searching for aw is so fun bc he's in a position where he has to be vulnerable and accept help instead of giving it and he's so MAD about i #and even then. allen walker number one coper of all time found dying in an alley with an arm made of innocence feathers #radiating dark noah energy and actively losing his battle to possession grinning and saying no it'll be fine :D over and over to himself #love him so bad. no one can touch his copium swag.#shonen protagonist so repressed he gets scared when his friends notice he's slightly more relaxed around them after almost 200 chapters #dgm

foerequiem

when allen can't use the ark to teleport his coworkers or something

#the fucking soba #dgm

foerequiem

i know it's not his birthday yet but did you guys see the cafe menu

#prev:#genuinely funny as fuck to include that on his dish #allen lovingly harvested those from the ground for him #no better dish suited for his character really #dgm

lokgifsandmusings

Do you ever just...think about the Makorra frogs?

#what a wild time it was #*wipes tear away*#lok//

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